Okay so this is part two of our challenge: Finchel - Gives you hell.
I mean as it already is a Finchel song I found it too boring to just let them fight and kinda put the song to it... so instead of a real Finchel story, this turned out to be a real bromance thing between Puck and Finn discussing Finchel.
I hope you find it funny :D
"I wake up every evening with a big smile on my face and it never feels out of place..."
Finn growled. "Dude! Can you turn that off?" Puck looked up from their game of halo – he was winning – and looked at him confused. "Why? That song rocks!"
"Yeah... just kinda heavy load on it..." Puck smirked. This could be interesting. He put the game on pause and turned off his stereo, before sitting down on the floor across Finn.
"Spill," he demanded. Finn looked away his ears turning red. Uhh this would be really good.
"Come on dude! I'm your buddy. You can tell me." Finn looked at him like he wanted to say, since when can I trust you but then he sighed and closed his eyes. After they had made up over the whole Quinn and Rachel stuff, Puck had promised to never do something like that again to him and Finn had promised to not bring it up to get away with stuff. Puck was his man and if there was somebody he could talk to then him... or Kurt. But Kurt was sure to make more fun of him so Puck...
"Remember the time... after or first win at Sectionals?" Puck nodded slowly. "Well you know that Rachel and I kinda were together after and then I told her like I didn't want to be with her because I wasn't over Quinn and I kinda behaved like a big douche bag?" Puck nodded again.
"Yeah sure I do." Finn sighed again. "And you remember which song she sang to me after I dumped her?" Puck stared a moment at him before relisation hit his face.
"Oh." He breathed. "OH!" He smirked now breaking out into a low chuckle.
"And that's why you can stand the song? Because Rachel sang it to you in a bad mood like two years ago?" Puck expected Finn to laugh too, shake it off and resume their game but instead he was looking away, clenching and unclenching his hands...
"Dude? There's more?" Puck was now really concerned. Rachel was cool and everything but she also tended to be kind of a psycho from time to time.
"Well, you know, we had kind of a talk after we got back together... no more secrets for me and no more getting back when she was pissed but after our first fight then I got a voice mail from her! I listened to it and she was singing this freaking song to me! I mean okay, I got it. This time it had totally been my fault because I had forgotten that we had date night but still! It was like reaaaally mean because it just made me feel so guilty! I mean back then I really had been mean and since she uses this song to remind me of it! I mean not like a lot but way to often... and so I really kinda hate this song. It just gets me down and I automatically feel the urge to talk to her to apologize... even when I haven't done anything wrong! It's weird..."
Puck had just stared at him while Finn was talking. Rachel was really kind of a bitch. And a real Jew the way she could play this guilt game.
"Wow. Man. I'm sorry. This is bad! Can't you do anything against it? I mean like talk to her?"
Finn shook his head.
"I mean I kinda tried. I told her she should tell me when something was wrong and not leave songs on my box but she just said that she was an artist and that her music delivered her emotion or something and I didn't want to tell her that it is just one song that really gets to me."
Puck laughed at that making Finn look confused.
"Sorry, dude but she knows." He laughed again. It was unbelievable how oblivious this man could be!
"What? How do you know?" Puck leaned forward holding two fingers up.
"Two things. First: she's a girl. They are high on this emotion stuff what means she knows what makes you feel good but also what hurts you most. Prove: she knew it when she found out about you and Santana getting it on Sophomore year." Finn nodded at this memory his expression getting a little graver so Puck continued quickly. "And second: she's a Jew!" Puck looked contemned with his reasoning but Finn looked at him puzzled.
"What has being Jewish to with it all?" Puck looked at him in surprise.
"Serious dude? You like getting married to a Jew and you have no idea what that means?" Finn shook his head cautiously. Puck sighed.
"Okay, have you ever like watched late reruns of the Nanny? And don't play with me. I know that's for girls but everyone has!" Finn grinned and nodded.
"So you remember this hot Jewish chick who plays the nanny? She's Jewish and what's the main problem with her mother? The guilt. Guilt is a totally Jewish thing and all Jewish girls know how to play this game." Finn seemed to get what Puck was saying.
"So you mean Rachel knows that guilt is like my week point and as she's Jewish she absolutely knows how to make me feel most guilty?" Puck nodded fiercely.
"God!" Finn exhaled. "I'm doomed."
"You are man! But cheer up! Rachel's hot and the song isn't brilliant enough to give that body up. I mean you seem to have no probs with the rest of her weird personality... Sure you can cope with missing out on AAR." Finn let himself drop to the floor, fists pressed to his eyes.
"Yeah. Sure. Will do..." He mumbled in response.
"Come on dude! Enough with the girl talk. Let's kill something!" And with that he slammed the controller into Finn's stomach, turned the stereo back on and resumed the game.
Finn got up quickly and a moment later they were playing again, I just can't stop loving you quietly playing in the background.
