Me: Welcome to Chapter 2 of "He's a Neko?"!

So sorry this is late! I am in the middle of my hugest writer's block yet! I'm not kidding! I'm surprised I got this finished and OMG I am so happy because IT'S WINTER BREAK and finals are over! I got an 86/100 on the first part of my Spanish final and 48/50 on the second part, and then I got 40/40 on my Communication Arts final! XD I still don't know the scores from my other finals though but I think I did pretty well on those too.

Ed: Wow… good job, Lizzy!

Roy: Ed's right. Great job.

Me: Aw! Thanks guys!*huggles* You want to do the disclaimer?

Ed, Roy: Yea!

Lizzy does not own FMA because if she did we would be making out in every episode. And we would all love that! xD

Ed, Roy and I: Here's Chapter 2 of "He's a Neko?" Enjoy! xD

He's a…Neko?

Chapter 2

"E-Ed… What happened?" Roy asked. Ed sat up on the couch and looked around at the shocked faces. He started to get more annoyed as seconds passed. Finally the tension snapped when Ed stood up.

"What the hell are you all looking at?" He said through gritted teeth. Breda stumbled across the room and grabbed a body-length mirror and shoved it front of Ed. He stared at himself for a few seconds before screaming.

"What-What the hell happened to me?" Ed exclaimed as he clutched his head trying to process all of this newfound information. Edward had cat ears slightly darker than his hair and they twitched every second or so; along with the ears Ed's eye's had gotten bigger, and his hearing and sense of smell had heightened considerably.

"Hey boss? What's that sticking out of your coat?" Havoc asked as he pointed to a piece of fur that was indeed sticking out of his coat. Ed looked down and grabbed said fur with his auto-mail hand roughly but yelped when he felt a sharp sting on his lower back. He took off his cloak and his eyes widened at what he saw.

Edward Elric had a tail.

"Oh hell no…" Ed whispered. His tail flicked to the right and then to the left. Roy stared at Edward completely mesmerized. 'OMG, Ed's so… so… CUTE! He's even cuter than he was before! ...Did I really just think that?' Roy thought to himself. He shook his head violently which attracted numerous stares but they let it go. Ed flopped back onto the couch with a soft thud. Ed took the mirror from Breda once and again and looked himself over. Another thing he noticed was the he… well… his head was up to the General's stomach. Bascially he is now shorter than everyone else again. (Ed: Who are you callin' small?) Ed basically sulked in the corner while Mustang and his team huddled up and talked in hushed whispers.

"Well, what are we going to do now?" Havoc asked.

"I don't know but we need to find a cure. I'll ask Hughes if he can find one." Riza said. They all nodded. Something suddenly dawned on Ed.

"Hey, where am I going to stay? Al's in Resembool visiting Winry and he won't be back for a month." (AN: Just to let everyone know, Ed already got Al's body back, Hughes is alive, and Al and Winry are dating. *sniffles* Poor Hughes.) Ed said from the couch. They all turned to look at him with thoughtful looks on each of their faces.

"Well, I can't take him because they don't allow animals in the dorms." Havoc stated.

"Hey! I'm not an animal!" Ed shouted defensively.

"Us too." Fuery, Breda, and Falman replied, obviously ignoring the blond neko. Ed just huffed and turned away, pouting slightly.

"I have enough fur in my house as it is." Riza replied, hinting to the fact that she just plain can't.

"So… I guess the only option left is the colonel." Havoc said.

"What?" he asked. 'Hmm… If Ed comes to my house, then I'll have a cute, adorable, little, chibi neko Ed!' Roy thought as well as some other possible ideas came from having Ed at his house. [AN: Get what I'm hinting at? ;D]

"I am not going with that bastard!" Ed exclaimed as he folded his arms over his chest with the cutest pout anyone has ever seen. Roy sighed but inside he wanted to run over and hug him.

"There's no other choice, Fullmetal." Roy said in a commanding tone. Ed stared at Roy for a few seconds before sighing deeply.

"Fine! Gosh!" Ed replied as he got up from the couch and stood before his military comrades.

"Havoc, make sure you contact Alphonse and let him know of the situation." Roy ordered. Havoc was about to call Al but Ed ran to him and unintentionally unleashed his cute chibi eyes.

"Make sure to tell him not to come back from his vacation. He needs the peace and quiet." Ed pleaded. Everyone (including Roy) was thinking of how cute Ed was. Havoc smiled down at him.

"Sure kid." Havoc grinned and Ed smiled up at him before running to the door.

"Thanks Havoc! And I'm not a kid!" Ed called back to him as he put his coat on again and walked out the door with Riza and Roy. Havoc just chuckled. They all hopped into one of the military cars and headed off to Mustang's house.

~At Roy's house~

As Riza pulled into the driveway, Ed was awestruck at what he saw. Roy had a mansion! Ed stumbled out of the car, unaware of Roy's snickering.

"T-this is your house?" Ed exclaimed as he pointed a finger at the gigantic house towering above them. Roy only nodded.

"Wow." Ed mouthed. Roy bent down to Riza in the car.

"Could you be here tomorrow at say…9:30? I need to go food shopping and get some new clothes for Edward as well." Roy asked. Riza smiled and nodded. Roy thanked her before she sped down the street and out of sight. Roy noticed Ed was still admiring his house so to break him out of his trance; he grabbed his hand and walked him to the door. Ed blushed furiously when he discovered Roy was holding his hand, and it didn't go unnoticed by Roy at all. Roy jammed a hand in his pocket, looking for his keys. After several minutes of searching Roy found the keys and stuck it in the door. He twisted the knob and both alchemists shivered as they entered the rather cold mansion. Roy flicked on a light and noticed that the fireplace was void of any fire, so he slipped on a glove and snapped. The house instantly got warmer. Roy took off his coat and realized Ed still had his on. Being a gentleman, Roy took off his coat and hung it up along with his. Ed blushed and thanked him. The older male clapped his hands together causing the young neko boy to flinch slightly.

"Sorry. So…what do you want for dinner?" Roy asked. Ed had a thoughtful look on his face for about 2 minutes.

"Can we have spaghetti and meatballs?" The blond inquired as his ears perked up. Roy nodded and checked his fridge and pantry. He smiled for he had everything they needed such as, uncooked spaghetti, uncooked meat, salt, pepper, etc. (AN: If your wondering why i picked spaghetti and meatballs, it's because I frickin' love that! I like the meatballs much, much more! xD) He placed said ingredients on the counter as Ed watched curiously. Roy turned to see him staring.

"Want to help?" Roy asked. Ed's eyes widened a bit at the unexpected question.

"R-really?" he asked, unsure if it would be okay. Roy smiled and motioned for him to come over. Ed stared at Roy again as he walked over. 'He never smiled at me like that before…' Ed thought. A small smile graced Ed's lips. After both males washed their hands, they began. Roy got out a pot and poured water into it, and then he set it on the stove as he turned the dial to high.

"Since when do you know how to cook?" Ed asked. Roy just chuckled as he let the stiff and uncooked spaghetti slide into the pot of now boiling hot water.

"You make it sound like I live on take-out." Roy stated.

"From what Hawkeye tells me, I assumed you did." Ed replied bluntly. 'Thanks, Hawkeye.' Roy thought as he rolled his eyes. Ed saw that and laughed. Roy smiled at the neko boy and joined in his laughter. They continued to cook, although Ed had to use a stool so he could reach the ingredients. After they were done making a complete mess (they had a mini food fight), and cleaned themselves off, they sat down and ate dinner. Edward looked quite pleased with the result of dinner, Roy as well. They made their way to the kitchen only to be greeted with the mess.

"Guess we better clean this up, huh?" Ed asked. Roy only nodded and then headed down the hall and got a mop, bucket, and a few sponges. Half way through the mess, Ed accidentally slipped and fell on some tomato sauce. The next thing Ed knew, he was on top of Roy. Ed blushed a brilliant shade of red, one that would put that tomato sauce -which Ed slipped on- to shame. Roy laid there with a stunned expression before his world famous smirk danced its way onto his face. Ed's blushing just increased.

"Why Ed…I never knew you liked me like that." Roy said with a smirk on his face.

"I-I do n-not!" Ed stuttered as his cat ears folded down. He mentally slapped himself as Roy's smirk grew larger. Ed tried to get up but was stopped when Roy wrapped his arms around waist, pulling him down and closer to his body. They stared deeply into each other's eyes and unconsciously leaned into each other until their mouths locked together in a heated kiss. Ed's eyes fluttered closed as Roy's tongue gently swept across Ed's lower lip, asking for entrance. Ed eagerly obliged, and their tongues battled for dominance. Ed brought his hands up to Roy's hair ran his fingers through it. Suddenly, the phone rang. The loud shrill of the phone brought both alchemists back to their senses, and they stared at each other at a loss for words from that amazing kiss. Roy decided to stand up and extended his hand to the blond who was occupying the floor. Edward grabbed the hand and was lifted up off the floor. They both had matching pink blushes covering their faces as they avoided all eye contact.

"Um…. You should probably get that." Ed said. The raven-haired man nodded and told the blond where the guest room was, seeing as he would now be sleeping there. Ed thanked him as Roy walked up to the phone and picked it up. Ed quickly ran to his room, closed the door, and locked it. As his back was pressed up against the door, he gently placed his fingers to his lips. He blushed heavily and slid down to the floor as he remembered the events that took place several moments ago. His first kiss was with Roy…his first kiss was with Roy… his first kiss was with the stubborn, annoying, obnoxious, baka general… and he enjoyed it immensely. Edward could no longer deny it… he was madly in love with Roy Mustang.

TBC (To be continued…)

Me: Hell yes! I finally finished this goddamn chapter! *does a little victory dance* I have also seen some mistakes in the last chapter so I will fix those... God, I had such a bad case of writer's block on this chapter!

Ed: Why?

Me: Because I couldn't figure out what to do next! My mind went completely blank. Like a couple of hours ago, my parents were sitting on the couch and I walked past them to go to the kitchen and I said: "I have severe writer's block!" I'm not kidding! My mom looked at me like: "WTF?" But then she understood. Then I got a snack and went back to my room which is pitch black, excluding the light that's coming from my laptop. My room basically looks really scary but for some reason it doesn't bother me. It makes me feel kind of emo.

Ed: Wow… that's kind of weird.

Roy: Yea it really is.

Ed: And why did we kiss so early in the story? I'm not complaining but I'm just wondering.

Me: Well I wanted to speed things up a little because I might make this M rated. I'm also thinking about making this an Mpreg but I'm not entirely sure yet. I'll put up a poll later. Anyway, I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter! Please review! I live on reviews! Feed me! *starts fake crying and looks up to see if your reviewing, then starts crying again*

Roy and Ed: Please review! You want to know what happens to us right? …Well then REVIEW!

Me: I also have two announcements:

1.) I will not update "He's a Neko?", until I get a total of 15 reviews for this story and right now we are at 6 or 7. It's not alot, so tell other RoyxEd fans about this story and then they'll review!

2.) I will be posting a RoyxEd Christmas one-shot on Christmas Day so I'll be working on that first and then I'll update Alchemic Wizards.

Me: Hope you enjoyed! And sorry if it's short I needed to end it here!

Ed, Roy, and Me: Merry Christmas and Have a Happy New Year! XD 3