== Be Finn again
You are now once more Finn. Your copy of SBURB has been installed and Jake is now your server player. Time to link up and see what's the dealio
radicaldude [RD] began pestering justiceKingpin [JK]
RD: Alright man so what's the deal
JK: wow this is weird
RD: How so
JK: i can see you
RD: Wait what
JK: wave your left arm
You wave your left arm up and down unsure of what's going on.
JK: yeah holy crap
JK: i am watching you right now
RD: That's weird
RD: What else do you see
JK: a toolbar with weird machines on it
JK : let me try clicking and see what that does
You wait a few seconds for Jake to reply. Suddenly a large wall randomly appears behind you. You turn with surprise, unsure of what just happened.
RD: Holy crap man
RD: Did you do that
JK: yeah i actually did
JK: it seems like this lets me interact with our house
JK: Hold on let me check out these machine things
RD: Alright just don't break anything
You wait again and hear a machine appear behind you. It looks so weird.
JK: alright that thing is apparently called totem lathe
JK: no clue what it does
RD: Well what else is there?
JK: i dunno let my put the other two somewhere
You wait again and hear two more thuds. One below you and one under you.
JK: alright this thing called cruxtruder is downstairs in the living room
JK: and theres something called an alchemiter which is where the little tree room was
RD: What do you mean was
JK: i kinda had to destroy the roof to place it there
RD: Hhhh, well at least we got that out of the way
RD: What now
JK: it looks like theres a wheel crank on the cruxtruder
JK: go downstairs and try to turn it
RD: Will do
You do an acrobatic backflip out of your chair and head downstairs. You see the cruxtruder and man does it look weird. But you see the wheel Jake was talking about. You try to turn it and it seems something is in the tub in the middle. But the lib is on there tight.
JK: cant get it open
RD: Yeah
RD: Hold on let me go grab a sword and pop this thing open
You run upstairs and open your closet where you have all of your swords. You pick up your golden sword but it suddenly disappears as soon as you touch it. You freak out thinking you just did something bad when you notice something. You can image a deck of cars and one of them seems out of place. It's a green card that says "Bladekind" on it. You also notice one of these other cards is holding your sword. You wonder…
== Finn Retrieve Sword
You sort of just reach over and take your sword. That was weird. Looks like Jake noticed it too.
JK: woah dude
JK: what just happened
RD: It looks like I got this thing called a sylladex
RD: It's like a bunch of cards that hold stuff
RD: And one's called a strife deck and it looks like you apply a weapon in it so you can use it
JK: you apply weapons
JK: that's weird
RD: Yeah but now let me go see what's in that tube
You head back downstairs sword in hand. You hit the top hard and it pops open and there's a bright flash of cyan. A weird energy orb pops out and just floats there. There's also a weird cylinder inside the tube. You apply it to your deck and notice it's called a cruxite dowel.
RD: Ok dude
RD: I got this thing called a cruxite dowel
RD: What now
JK: huh
JK: that looks just right to fit in that totem lathe thing
JK: try it out
RD: Alright
You head back upstairs and place the dowel in the lathe. It fits perfectly but not what. You notice there's a card slot in the machine. You place your sword in there and then a small part comes down above the dowel. You hit a button that just lit up and the dowel begins to spin. The small part hits the dowel for a split second and you now have a totem. You also retrieve your sword from the machine and notice it now had holes in it. It seems you can use it just fine however. You then head for the alchemiter outside, figuring it must be the last piece to whatever you're supposed to be doing. You jump out the door and run to the alchemiter. You notice in the downstairs window a countdown ahs begun on the cruxtruder. You wonder what it means. Then there is someone tugging on your pants. You look down to see BMO. "Oh hey BMO, what's up?" you notice he's whimpering. Something's wrong and you don't know what. He hands you a telescope. You pick it up unsure of what he wants. He points off in the sky and you look up through the telescope. You nearly murked your pants.
RD: JAAAAKKKKEEE
RD: Jake where are you
RD: Oh my freaking glob Jake
JK: whoa calm down man
JK: whats wrong
RD: There's a meteor heading for our house
JK: what
RD: There is a huge meteor heading straight for our pad
RD: And there's a countdown on the cruxtruder
JK: what
JK: you think the game has something to do with it
RD: Maybe man
RD: Sure is too convenient to be a coincidence.
JK: oh man
JK: wait pb is pestering me
JK: ill get back to you after i talk to her about this
justiceKingpin [JK] ceased pestering radicalDude [RD]
RD: Jake wait
RD: Dang
== Be Jake
You are now Jake the Dog. You are sitting on the roof of your girlfriend's home and trying to help your friend not get murked by a meteor. Princess Bubblegum is trying to reach you on Pesterchum and you figure you could use her advice.
practicalBiologist [PB] began pestering justiceKingpin [JK]
PB: Jake, are you aware there is currently a large abundance of meteors heading for out planet?
JK: what really
PB: Yes.
PB: I'm sorry if I interrupted your game but I think this was a more serious matter.
JK: princess
JK: i think
JK: i think the game did this
PB: What?
JK: finn said theres a meteor headed straight for our home
JK: and theres a countdown on one of he machines the game had
PB: How is that even possible?
JK: i dont know
JK: but i think the game did this
JK: how many are there
PB: Hundreds, maybe thousands.
PB: Definitely enough to destroy life.
PB: It'll be more destructive than The Mushroom War.
JK: oh man this is bad
PB: Look, just keep playing the game.
PB: Maybe there's some way to stop all this.
JK: alright well try
PB: Good.
PB: Now get back to Finn before it's too late.
practicalBiologist [PB] ceased pestering justiceKingpin [JK]
You get back to Finn. This is a serious problem.
== Be Finn again
You are now Finn once more. You are standing outside by the alchemiter, waiting for Jake to get back to you. You hear the beeps of Pesterchum, it seems he's finally gotten back to you.
justiceKingpin [JK] began pestering radicalDude [RD]
JK: alright im back
JK: and ive got some bad news
RD: What is it
JK: bubblegum says theres a bunch of meteors coming our way
JK: and theyre probably going to destroy the planet
RD: Holy smokes
JK: yeah
JK: so we need to hurry this up and see if this game lets us stop this too
RD: Alright
You place the totem on the small platform on the alchemiter and try to figure out how to work this thing. It seems like you did something right because a laser comes down and hits the totem. A stature of a two headed monster appears on your alchemiter. Then things get bright. The meteor is now dangerously close to your house. You panic. You hit the statue with your sword as hard as you can to see if that does anything. Then suddenly everything flashes and you're gone. The meteor makes impact almost as soon as you and the house leave.
== Be Jake again
You are now Jake again. What just happened? You saw the meteor hit and now there's just a crater. You are freaking out right now. Where did Finn go? What's going on. You try to contact Princess Bubblegum again.
justiceKingpin [JK] began pestering practicalBiologist [PB]
JK: oh my glob
JK: pb I just lost finn
PB: You what?
JK: he was there one second
JK: and he smashed this stature that appeared in the game
JK: and then the meteor hit and he's not there.
PB: Oh dear.
PB: What does it look like on your viewer of him?
JK: holy smokes hes alive
PB: That's good to hear.
JK: but i dont know where he is
JK: it looks like
JK: hes on a completely different planet
There's the second chapter for ya. So i've introduced the four players and they each have their own typing style like the four kids as well. Finn doesn't use end punctuation but uses capitalization and apostrophes, Jake doesn't use any syntax at all, Marceline types like John, and Bubblegum types like Rose. I have their titles thought up too and i'll put them in next chapter. Hope you enjoyed. :D
