Title: The Adventures of ATM: Love, Hate and Weapons of Mass Destruction

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: M

Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton, John Cena, Cryme Tyme, The Hardyz, The McMahons, Maria, CM Punk, LAX, Britney Spears, the Kliq and various WWE and TNA wrestlers.

Summary: Shawn's troubled marriage gets media attention and ATM are ready to go to war but in the battle for true love will anybody be left standing? The Adventures of ATM continue.

A/N: This chapter is rated M for drug use.

One – Out of the Mouths of Babes

The Rock's bedroom:

"Orton open up!" Hunter yelled as Rebecca continued to pound on his back trying to get away from his bear like physique; she might aswell have been tied up because she wasn't getting away from him until she confronted her husband and sorted out their problems to Hunter's satisfaction.

"Orton!" Hunter yelled again banging on the door with his fist causing The Rock, Sting and Cryme Tyme to come over and see what was going on.

"Hey you're knocking on the Rock's bedroom door not the motel of that hooker you arranged to meet you last week after Stephanie wouldn't do that thing you like," The Rock joked.

"Oh she does it now, believe me!" Hunter said suggestively and resumed banging on the door.

"Ssh!" Sting said holding Hunter's fist, "Listen, do you hear that?"

"Here what?" Hunter asked him and Sting told him to be quiet again then Rebecca took a break from her struggle to get free and picked up on the sound Sting was talking about.

"I hear it," she said.

"What is it?" The Rock asked.

"I think it's the sound of me running away!" she said and slid out of Hunter's hands and made a run for the stairway, unfortunately for her Cryme Tyme made sure she didn't get away and tripped her up and hoisted her back over to them, "Let me go I don't wanna talk to Shawn!" she said struggling against them.

"Well you're gonna," JTG said.

"What the Hell is it to you guys?" she asked them indignantly.

"Look Shawn's our boy, DX put us over like nobody's business, we owe it to him to make you confess that you're only gonna screw one of his friends and after this week, you won't screw anymore," Shad said.

"You have my word," Rebecca said holding up her hand up like she was taking a pledge.

"So no more banging Kevin?" Hunter said.

"Why not?" Rebecca demanded and Cryme Tyme laughed at her dismay.

"Becky I don't think you're exactly what HBK had in mind, he wanted a holy woman and he got himself a ho!" JTG said and Shad agreed.

"Word!" Hunter said making a hip-hop gesture with his hands causing Cryme Tyme, The Rock, Sting and Rebecca to look at him unimpressed.

"Oh kay!" they all said then Rebecca resumed her fight to get away and Sting pressed his ear up against the door trying to figure out what that noise was.

"Sting you're getting face paint on my door!" The Rock exclaimed.

"Sorry," The Stinger said trying to erase the paint with his hand causing black marks to appear on the right side of Rocky's bedroom door.

"Get away from the People's Door!," the Rock said to him impatiently and Sting looked down at his black leather boots apologetically.

"Didn't you have time to change after the Impact tapings?" Hunter asked him.

"No Hunter I was a little busy reviving your best friend after he passed out on the outside of the six sided ring before Rocky and me could kick Angle and Jarrett's asses," Sting replied.

"Your show is responsible for that Stinger; how could you let Paparazzi Productions roll that footage, it was fake!" Hunter said and Sting held his hands up innocently while Cryme Tyme slowly backed away hoping that The Game wouldn't see them.

"Where are you two going?" The Rock asked them and they told the People's Champ to be quiet as he came over to them.

"We kind of know how that tape got into Alex Shelley's possession," Shad said scratching the back of his head trying to be as vague as possible and look good at the same time.

"How?" The Rock asked them.

"We sold it to him for $9.95," JTG replied and The Rock burst out laughing.

"$9.95?" he asked holding his stomach with laughter, "You guys can't be serious?"

"Oh but we are serious, we had footage of Shawn and Rebecca getting their freak on in the hospital and Rebecca wanted us to get rid of it. I wanted something to eat, but didn't have no change, so we sold it to Shelley, I got my burger and fries and Super sized it too! I was hungrier than a mutha but I ain't no more!" Shad explained, "We didn't think anything of it since Alex was supposed to be down with the Kliq and he wouldn't do anything to embarrass one of the founding members!"

"Yeah, oops!" JTG added covering his mouth to illustrate the huge miscalculation they made on that judgment call.

"Ooops is right, the Kliq is dead Cryme Tyme, once a woman gets involved, it's over," The Rock said.

"What was that?" Sean Waltman said coming out of the bathroom with his cell-phone. The Rock smelled the air as the bathroom door opened.

"Is that marijuana I smell?" he said suspiciously in his normal voice.

"Sorry Rock I thought I heard you say the Kliq is dead, care to explain yourself homeboy?" XPac said ignoring The Rock's previous question.

"Homeboy?" Cryme Tyme said at the same tyme.

"The only one who's gonna do some explaining around here is you when your momma finds her son's broken body hanging outside her front porch now get that shit outta my house!" The Rock snapped.

"Actually Pac hit me up with one of those," Rebecca said reaching into her Gucci purse for some cash and everybody looked at her like she was losing her mind, "What? It's only weed it's not gonna kill me?" she reasoned.

"But Shawn is if he sees you smoking that shit!" Hunter exclaimed.

"Smokin, cheating, what's next Becky huh? You gonna be a big booty dancer in a hip-hop video?" Shad asked her, "Cos you got the ass for it no doubt!"

"Hey don't you worry about me, I'm my own woman now I can do whatever I want, Pac pass the blunt," she said holding out $200 to him which he took and Hunter snatched it away from him.

"You want $200? Go sell some of your hair at the weave shop downtown, this is not funny Becky, fix up, shut up and get ready to get right back together with your husband - Orton open this door now!" Hunter shouted and the door finally opened.

"You really think I could be a big booty dancer?" Rebecca asked Shad and Hunter grabbed her by the arm and marched her into the room with The Rock, XPac, Sting and Cryme Tyme not far behind.

"G'AH!" they all screamed covering their eyes and ran back out of the room closing the door behind them.

"Did I see what I think I just saw?" Sting asked The Rock.

"No doubt!" Shad replied in shock.

"Lita was completely-" Hunter said.

"Totally-" JTG added.

"100 percent-" The Rock continued then they all said together: "BALD!"

"Ya'll still want me to get rid of this?" XPac asked pointing to the bag of marijuana in his pocket.

"You better roll one of them joints and pass it this way around!" The Rock said not wanting to think about Lita's bald head anymore.

"Yes its not like we really wanna get high or anything," Sting said.

"Nope, we just wanna forget!" Hunter said frantically as XPac passed his joint around.

"The horror, oh the horror!" Rebecca said taking the first puff.

Inside The Rock's bedroom Randy was watching as the wrestlers got high outside the door and laughed to himself, slowly Shawn began to stir and raised his hand up to Lita's head and felt an unfamiliar smoothness up there. He opened his eyes and gasped in horror.

"ARGHHH!" he screamed and Lita woke up and felt her head.

"Where'd all my hair go?" she said and looked around at all the red hair on the pillow and carpet below, "Did something happen while we were asleep?" she asked Shawn who was looking at her with eyes as wide as saucers.

"Yeah, you got real ugly!" he replied, "I gotta go," he said and jumped over to the door but Randy blocked his exit, "Move, I can't look at that head one moment longer!" he panicked.

"Shawn you don't wanna go out there," Randy told him and Shawn pulled on the knob trying to twist it.

"Yes I do!" he said almost pulling the knob off.

"Your wife is outside with Hunter, The Rock, Sting, Cryme Tyme and XPac getting high," Orton told him trying to be impartial but Shawn was looking at him like he'd grown a second head.

"She's what?" Shawn said taking his hands away from the knob.

"She's smoking a joint, you know, to relieve the tension of seeing you and Lita in bed together," Randy answered.

"She came in here?" Shawn said in shock, "Why didn't you wake me up?"

"And risk disturbing the Renewal of your spirit, I don't think so," Randy answered, "You see while you were sleeping Lita was using her Anointing to mend your broken spirit and it nearly worked until Hunter came a-knocking like the Cerebral nut job that he is insisting that I open the door,"

"And you did? Why didn't you come up with an excuse?" Shawn said incredulously.

"I did one better, I shaved Lita's head," Randy said showing Shawn the electric shaver in his hand.

"So what happened when they saw us lying on the bed, sleeping with our arms around each other?" Shawn asked nervously but remembering how nice the last few moments had been.

"They didn't see you HBK, I hid you under the covers, all they saw was Lita asleep with her head shaved bald," Randy replied and Shawn started to lighten up.

"Oh," he said seeing the humor in the whole thing apart from the marijuana part, "Still I don't want Becky getting high she's been crazy enough this week she doesn't have to go there,"

"What's that smell?" Lita said picking up her red locks from off of The Rock's bed and carpet.

Shawn held his nose, "Oh no, the marijuana's coming into the room! Quick everybody out!" he said grabbing Lita from off the bed but she pulled him back and told him to chill, "Chill? What are you high, its the marijuana I tell you! Come here let me see your eyes!"

Lita pulled away from him and explained, "It doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that God's people shouldn't smoke weed,"

"It doesn't say that we shouldn't have sex with children either but that doesn't mean its okay! Wait actually it does say we shouldn't have sex with children," Shawn remembered thinking back to the Old Testament.

"Only you would compare smoking weed to pedophilia," Randy said confused.

"Because they're both illegal!" Shawn snapped.

"Yes but only one of them is a sin, oh that smells rich," Lita said sniffing the air.

"Yeah XPac got some real good stuff," Randy said enjoying the smell himself.

"Oh for God's sake!" Shawn snapped marching over to the door and pulling it open, "Hey knock it off!" he yelled at the high circle of wrestling newbies and veterans and his beautiful wife unaware that he was standing right in front of her.

"Hey Shawn whassup man?" Sting said as Shawn held his nose.

"Stinger?" HBK said incredulously, "You of all people should know that smoking marijuana is wrong!"

"No bald headed women are wrong, this is just recreational," Sting replied as the joint came back around to him, "Thanks man," he said to The Rock who inhaled deeply on the last drag.

"No problem," he said, "We got plenty more where that came from right XPac?" he said patting Sean Waltman on the back and HBK shook his head at the Kliq member in disgust.

"I should have know you'd be behind this," he said disparagingly and snatched the bag of weed and shoved it down his pants, "Where's the A/C in this place?" he said looking around for the air conditioner panel.

"That dude needs some of this bad," Hunter said dazed and confused holding the joint to his lips when Shawn came and slapped it out of his mouth, "Hey quit it God boy you're bringing us all down!" Hunter complained as Shawn vacuumed up the joint, then took the vacuum cleaner into The Rock's bedroom and started to vacuum up Lita's hair.

"Hey I coulda sold that downtown for $9.95! Red's in now, just ask Melina and Victoria, they didn't come outta their momma's looking like that!" JTG complained coming back into the room and gasping again at the sight of Lita and made a swift exit thinking she was the one in need of a good weave.

Lita smiled not bothered by her baldness because as of this next Monday she wouldn't work for the Fed anymore, she would be starting her new life off the road with her soon-to-be-first husband Adam Copeland and he loved her just the way she was.

Downstairs in The Rock's living room:

"URGH!" Edge said as his fiancé came down with Randy leaving Shawn upstairs with Hunter and Rebecca to talk and Lita sighed in despair at her soon-to-be-first-husband's response to her new hair style, only minus the hair part.

"It was an emergency; Hunter came upstairs and wanted to talk to Shawn while Lita was Renewing his spirit and I didn't want him to get the wrong idea if he saw Lita and Shawn in bed together - oops!" Randy said covering his mouth as Edge lowered his hands from his face.

"You and Shawn were in bed together?" he said in disbelief and Lita rolled her eyes knowing where he was about to go.

"Yeah but not like that," Randy assured him, "Just with their arms around each other looking all cute and . . . " he trailed off on account of the throbbing vein popping up on Edge's forehead as he glared at his future wife.

"Somethng wrong with my arms Lita? I could wrap them around you right now!" he snapped and Lita squeezed his lips closed.

"Edge I was anointing him, we had to be close to do it, or it wouldn't have worked," she explained and Edge exhaled pulling his hair out of his face and calmed down quickly.

"Of course Lita I'm sorry its just the words "you", "Shawn" and "bed" shouldn't go together, ever," he said and Lita gave him a kiss, or at least she would have if he wasn't backing away from her in disgust and into Trish and Melina.

"What's wrong with you?" Melina asked the tall Canadian who looked a little out of sorts, it didn't take the Latina to work out why when her bald sister in Christ made her way towards her and Trish, "Wow, you're completely-"

"Totally-" Edge added.

"100 percent" Trish added.

"BALD!" Stephanie McMahon gasped coming over to her and clutching her head, "Lita don't you want to look good for your wedding! Why did you do this?"

"I didn't Randy did," Lita explained and Stephanie motioned for the former Legend Killer to come over and explain himself as more and more people noticed Lita was bald.

"What is wrong with you Orton? I thought you were done with harrassing women now that you've been born again?" Stephanie asked him displeased.

"This is not an antic, it's a tactic," Orton explained, "I had to distract Hunter from seeing Shawn in bed with Lita,"

"Shawn was in bed with Lita?" Stephanie asked him incredulously and turned to Lita and wagged her finger at her angrily, "Lita, I thought you were done with all the promiscuous antics now that you're Anointed, why did you do that?"

"Stephanie I didn't sleep with Shawn I anointed him okay? Calm down, my hair will grow back before the wedding, its not for 2 weeks remember?" Lita reminded Stephanie.

"Actually no it won't," Trish told her and Lita went pale.

"What?" she said incredulously.

"It won't grow back," Trish told her.

"You mean - I'm bald?" Lita said freaking out.

"Yep, bald like an eagle," Trish assured her, "at least until after the war,"

Everyone frowned at the former Women's Champion, "What war?" Melina asked.

"The war in Iraq," Trish replied.

"What!" Lita exclaimed, "Great I'm bald for life!"

"Now, now Lita where's that faith you're always talking about?" Brandon said coming over to her with Miss. Taylor.

"It just went out the window," Lita grumbled, "Along with my hair, I wonder if I could get inside that vacuum cleaner?" she thought to herself and Edge frowned.

"Come on Lita it's just hair, imagine if you had cancer or something, what would you do then?" Brandon said.

"Wear a wig," Miss. Taylor suggested and Lita ran back up the stairs.

"Lita wait you can borrow my hat!" Edge said chasing after her.

"I don't see what the big deal is, she's still gorgeous," Brandon said.

"Brandon a woman and her hair are like Siamese twins - inseparable, how could you Randy? The woman looks like a monk!" Miss. Taylor told Orton who shrugged.

"I'm not bothered, I know in Heaven looks don't matter, unlike down here where looks are what brought me my fame, fortune and success in the WWE - well that and the fact that I was the Youngest World Heavyweight Champion ever, but who cares? I'm too wise to get caught up on such shallow things Miss. Taylor," Randy said and Miss. Taylor looked down embarrassed.

"Plus it's not like its not gonna grow back," Trish said and everyone looked at her confused.

"You just said it wouldn't grow back until after the war in Iraq ends - that means never," Stephanie said and Trish shook her head.

"When are you guys going to understand that by faith, mountains can be moved and the impossible becomes possible?" she said.

"So you're saying the war's gonna end?" Carlito asked munching on a burrito.

"I'm not saying anything I'm done, you got one of those for me right?" she said holding her hand out to Carlito.

"Yeah and it was the last one too, The Rock's eaten like half the buffet, he's the worst host ever," Carlito said and everyone turned to see The Rock, Cryme Tyme and Sting ripping through the buffet like they hadn't eaten in days.

"If I didn't know better I'd say they were high," Stephanie said and Trish started to laugh.

"Mel, let's go get our girl a wig," she said linking her arm in Melina's, "Rocky's wife's got the best closet you've ever seen in your life,"

"Ooh!" Melina said excitedly; if Trish said it was the best closet, it had to be good! Nitro and Carlito followed and Stephanie walked over to the buffet table to ask The Rock why he was eating all the food when the King of the World decided to crash the party.

"Where's that SOB husband of yours?" he asked her and Stephanie gulped at the sparkly purple eye patch over Chris Jericho's left eye. Only Chris Jericho could turn something so ugly into a fashion statement, it couldn't be said that Jericho couldn't turn a bad situation like losing his eye into something stylish. Concerned as she was, Stephanie couldn't help but be impressed by the resilience of Y2J.

The Rock's bedroom:

In the closet Cassidy Montenegro was playing dress up with Aaliyah Mysterio, Kaylee Marie, Shaul and Sherylin Guerrero while Dominic Mysterio kept a look out for The Rock's wife who had told them specifically to stay out of there. The closet was in the back part of the huge Master bedroom and they went completely unnoticed by Shawn, Rebecca, Hunter and XPac, the latter of whom didn't know where the door was anyway; they were consumed in purple haze thanks to XPac's marijuana.

"I've never seen so many clothes in my life," Cassidy said pulling Mrs. Dwayne Johnson's favorite white hat down on her loose brown hair.

"Yeah Mrs. Johnson loves to shop," Kaylee said wrapping a hot pink feather boa around her neck.

"I'll take that," Austin Starr said creeping into the closet with the children and taking the bright pink accessory from around Kaylee's neck.

"Hey you can't be in here, we're friends of The Rock not TNA," Dominic said taking the pink boa and pulling it back.

"Look kid I already lost one of these to that SOB Hunter Hurst Helmsley I ain't about to lose one to Rey Mysterio's kid now let go!" Austin demanded but Dominic was relentless and he yanked the boa back with such force that Austin went flying out of the closet and crashed at the foot of The Rock's bed. Hunter looked down and saw the flamboyant hi flyer looking up at him holding his head with disdain.

"Hey its that gay guy from TNA," he said, "Are you here to sew The Rock's pants because I think his in-seam needs a little trimming, if you know what I mean,"

"No I don't know what you mean because you're high you stupid overpaid glory hound!" Austin snapped and rose to his feet, "Since when do you get high anyway?"

"Since I saw Lita's head shaved, it wasn't pretty man . . . unlike you!" Hunter said squeezing Austin's cheek like he was a little boy.

"Knock it off Queen of Queens," Austin replied expecting a slap but it didn't come and he looked at Shawn for an explanation.

"He's coming down Austin so don't worry about it, I got rid of the stash," Shawn said and Austin looked him up and down suspiciously.

"Shawn I had no idea you were so well endowed?" he laughed and Shawn rolled his eyes as everyone laughed at the bulge in his pants were the marijuana was hidden, "I should have known you'd be behind this whole thing, why can't you just say no? You're gonna lose your job and then you'll have to stay home with the wife and kids. Boring!" Austin said.

"No that would be TNA," Shawn said glaring at XPac who rolled his eyes.

"Come on what's a little weed between friends huh, I mean it's not like I shared it with Kevin now did I?" Sean said in his own defense.

"Yeah it's not like its heroin or freaking cocaine Shawn," Rebecca snapped cruelly and Shawn swallowed his pride in shame.

"Becky are you at all sorry for screwing Big Sexy cos it sure doesn't sound like it," Shawn asked her.

"No Shawn I'm not, and when I'm done here I'm going back to Kevin's house and we're gonna do it again, just so I have something to remember when I'm back in San Antonio screwing your skinny little ass," she said and Shawn just looked at her in disbelief.

" I only took those drugs because I was scared I might lose you!" he pleaded.

"Yeah and while we're on the subject his ass is fantastic!" Austin added and XPac laughed while Hunter pie-faced him onto the carpet.

"Why don't we change the subject?" Hunter said with a smirk still a little high but coming down now. Rebecca was back on solid ground now and she had a lot of stuff she wanted to get off her chest.

"So what happens if something else happens that doesn't meet with your expectations of me Shawn? Wait I know, you'll get drugged up again and pass out in front of your son with vomit coming out of your mouth!" Becky roared her buzz gone and reality seeping back in.

"Okay I've come down now," XPac said Rebecca's anger killing what was left of his and Hunter's buzz.

"Me too," Hunter added.

"You said you forgave me for that!" Shawn retaliated.

"Shawn I forgave a lot of the stuff you put me through but yet here you are being all judgmental because your friends and I want to get a little high, like you haven't spent the most of your adult life tripping off something," Rebecca replied acidically and Dominic, Kaylee, Shaul, Sherylin, Aaliyah and Cassidy came out of the closet to hear what the adults were arguing about.

"For two whole years I stayed up listening to you throw up and wondered when you were going to straighten yourself out, if it wasn't for the Kliq especially Big Daddy Cool whose known you the longest you probably would never have gotten clean and to this day you still rely on your friends to bail you out when shit gets rough and I'm sick of it!" Rebecca snapped and Shawn leapt to his feet.

"What is all this really about Becky? Because I don't remember you being so put out about this before, ever since you found out Lita and I are eternal soul mates you've become a totally different person," he asked her, "You're totally acting like a jealous housewife!"

"No Shawn I'm done acting! I've always been honest with you only back then I sympathized with your situation; you were forced into early retirement your dream of becoming a wrestler was dashed on the rocks, most likely the rocks of crack you bought from that drug dealer in downtown Los Angeles remember that?" she quipped harshly and Hunter lowered his head into his hands.

"I don't believe this," he said sadly pulling his hair out of his face.

"What you didn't know about that?" Rebecca asked him, "What else didn't you know about that, you didn't know that Shawn smoked and snorted nearly everything he could get his hands on including crack, crystal meth and Angel dust? I believe that's what psychiatrists refer to as 'Selective memory' But I wouldn't be surprised Hunter, HBK Shawn Michaels is the Main Event, the Showstoppa, the Icon - he can't let all his dirty secrets out the press would bury him if they knew after he left the Fed he be reveled in being the biggest drug addict in South Texas!"

Cassidy watched as Shawn cried into his hands as his wife told all about all his sordid past time activity.

"Is she for real?" Cassidy said surprised by Mrs. Michaels' cruel words to her husband of 7 years.

"No she is totally tripping," Shaul said angrily and stormed out of the closet dressed in a sparkly blue dress and heels at least one size too big for her feet and a tiara on her head. Yep she was Little Miss Latin America and she was about to give her big speech.

"Shaul! Mi pequeña princesa!(my little princess)What are you doing up here you should be downstairs enjoying the party," Shawn said coming over to her and giving her a hug.

Shaul grimaced at the tears in his eyes as he leaned over to hug her and she stared straight through him and kept her eyes locked on his mean wife who up until now was one of the nicest women she'd ever met.

"Hello Uncle Shawn I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation but there's something I just don't understand and I don't think I will go downstairs and play until Aunt Rebecca tells me why she's being so mean to you," Shaul replied curtly and Rebecca shot her a surprised look while Shawn lowered himself to his knees so Shaul was looking at him eye-to-eye.

"This is a big people's conversation Shaul, you really have no business talking to my wife like that," he said and Shaul pursed her lips not buying his response.

"I think my mother will disagree," she said, "Come on guys, oh a le vato!" she said calling her amigas and amigo over in Spanish.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Hunter said blocking their path, "How much of this conversation did you hear?" he asked the children.

"Why we're still gonna tell on Mrs. Michaels," Dominic said crossing his arms adamantly over the People's leather jacket and wearing the People's Armani sunglasses which were falling off his face.

"Guys please don't tell anybody what you heard up here, Shawn's going through enough Hell as it is," Hunter asked them.

"Okay deal," Sherylin said and the kids looked at her surprised.

"At a girl Sherylin," Hunter said squeezing her cheek condescending.

"On one condition," she continued taking her cheek back, "Aunt Rebecca apologizes to Uncle Shawn and they kiss and make up, right now,"

"What! No Way!" Rebecca said crossing her arms stubbornly.

"But why, he didn't do anything to you really, all that stuff he did to himself," Cassidy explained, "Come on think of Chey and Cam, they're gonna be devastated if you guys break up,"

"I am thinking of Cam and Chey - look why am I even talking to you little girl," Rebecca said to Cassidy who swallowed hard at Rebecca's acidic tone and Shaul shook her head in disgust.

"Usted es una perra," she said derisively and Shawn admonished her instantly understanding exactly what that meant.

"Shaul what would your mother say if she heard you talking like that?" HBK said.

"She's say "Es Shawn verdadero casó una perra," (you're right, Shawn's wife is acting like a total bitch!)" Shaul replied, "No wife would disrespect her husband if she cared for him like this, maybe you should remember that before taking this woman who calls herself a Christian home to Cam and Chey, they deserve to know what to expect when they come home," Shaul said and marched out of the room with her two sisters, Dominic, Aaliyah and Cassidy Montenegro behind her leaving Shawn speechless.

"From the mouth of babes," Austin Starr said with a smile, "I gotta get me a kid, they don't BS like we do, they tell it like it is," he said and wrapped his newly claimed feather boa around Shawn's neck, "It's time for a change," he said and kissed HBK on the forehead before disappearing into Mrs. Johnson's closet leaving Shawn wondering what it was gonna take to get his wife to forgive him for his past mistakes.