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MISSION 1:

GLITCH POKEMON
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"Hey, you alright Jess?" Domino wrapped her arm around Jessie as they were walking towards Viridian.

Jessie hadn't looked up all the time. She seemed really upset.

"Hey Jess, look at how many times you hurt us before we became friends, this shouldn't hurt you this bad!" Ash said jokingly.

Jessie looked up and managed a weak smile.

"Don't mind me. I'm just counting all the stones that are bigger than the tip of my shoe. Just to pass time. Really, I'm fine," Jessie said weakly.

Misty looked at Ash worriedly. She came over to Jessie as well and put her arm around her too.

"Jess, cheer up. At least you still got us. I'll bet that we'll find something cool for you at the Safari Zone, something better than a gay zombie mutant following us around. Now, if you don't put on a big wide smile, I won't cook you my Misty's Mystery Stew with the 47 secret ingredients!" Misty said cheerily.

For the first time since Gayta, Jessie laughed. Just a small one though. "I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing," she giggled.

"Take it as a good thing!" Misty gave Jessie a pat on the back. Ash secretly sneaked up to Jessie's ear.

"But it's really a bad thing," Ash giggled.

Misty pretended to not hear Ash's comment, though her visible anime fumes hovered above her head.


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"Hey there! Are you in a hurry?" an old man asked Misty. "I've just had my coffee and I'm ready to show anyone anything, I'm SOOOOOOO relaxed!"

Misty nudged Meowth, who was sitting on her shoulder. Meowth gave Misty the thumbs up and Misty went up to the old man.

"Uh, no we're in no hurry. What do you wanna show us?" Misty asked politely.

Jessie looked suspiciously at Misty. Misty ignored it.

"Oh splendid! Here, watch me catch this Weedle," the old man went up to the Weedle that always hung around him. He went into battle, went to his pokeballs and caught the Weedle that everyone has seen. Blah blah blah.

"Ok, well, we're on our way!" Ash hurried Misty along. Domino made sure to keep Jessie away from Ash and Misty while they went over the plan for finding Missingno.

"So, then we fly to Cinnabar on Jessie's Thisam, we surf up and down the right side with your Jetsot and then we run into Missingno, right Mist?" Ash went over the plan.

"Right, then we go to the so called Glitch City, then we catch a good pokemon for Jess," Misty nodded in reply.


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On Cinnabar Island, Jessie, Domino, Meowth, Ash and Misty were boarding Jetsot to surf on the right side of the island, half on land, half on water.

"I still don't see the point in this... I thought we were going to the Safari Zone? And why are we surfing up and down for no apparent reason?" Jessie kept asking questions.

"You'll see..." was all Meowth answered to her.

About 5 minutes later, a pile of sribble and junk appeared in front of them.

"Woah Jess! Gizze look at dat ting!" Meowth turned Jessie's head towards the glitchy glitch.

"What the hell is that? Is it dangerous?" Jessie said shocked.

"I've heard about these before. They're called Missingno. They're really REALLY powerful but their defense stats are pathetic. You can easily knock them out with a Caterpie's tackle. I wonder what would happen if we caught one?" Misty explained while clicking her Azurill's pokeball open.

"GO AZURILL! Use your Water Spark!" Misty shouted and sent Azurill's pokeball flying up into the air. Azurill landed with a small splash in the water. Azurill starting sucking in the sea water for it's two turn attack. Missingno started glowing, it was going to use Sky Attack.

"While she's doing that I'll check this out," Ash whipped out his pokedex and scanned in Missingno.

'DON'T YOU EVER LEARN? I'M IN CWOKO, MY NAME IS RED ROBO CRAP. I'M NOT ON YOUR SIDE SO STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO TELL YOU STUFF ABOUT POKEMON!' the pokedex stated then self-destructed in Ash's face. Ash threw the smoking pokedex into the water where it self-destructed again. Luckily Azurill's tail absorbed the shock and didn't take much damage. Missingno on the other hand took a real beating and fell face first onto the sea.

"Go pokeball!" Misty threw her pokeball at Missingno and it was an instant capture. As soon as the pokeball returned to her hand, Misty's hair went afro. Ash couldn't help but laugh.

"WHAT THE?! WHAT HAPPENED??!!!!!! And Jessie... I didn't know you had two heads, five eyes and one leg!" Misty looked at Jessie, who had gone all alienated.

"Oh no! Look at Azurill! It's gone back to front! It's tail is on it's head and it's eyes are where it's butt was!" Jessie pointed to the poor blue pokemon.

"Musn't be a nice sight..." Meowth sighed.

"I think it's this Missingno's fault! Get rid of it quick Mist!" Ash said, "Quick before I go alien! And uh oh... I'M DISAPPEARING!!!!! MISTY GET RID OF IT!!!!"

"Oh shit! Missingno come out and get lost! I don't want my Ashy-boy gone forever!" Misty clicked Missingno's pokeball open and got Azurill's tail to water gun it flying. A few of it's black pixels floated down at Jessie's foot. Jessie picked it up as a souvenir.

"What the hell was that?" Jessie stood dumbfounded.

"Misty just told you," Meowth sighed sarcastically.

"I know that," Jessie snapped, "it was just a figure of speech."

"Say why don't we just go to the Safari Zone now?" Jessie jumped onto the shoreline *they are on the half land half water part you know*.

"Good idea," Ash backed Jessie up.

Jessie clicked her Thisam's pokeball open and got everyone to get on his back. She ordered Thisam to fly to Fuschia City then they were off... to the next glitch mission.