I woke up from my slumber with a headache, probably from when Link accidentally yelled in my ear. It was dark and I couldn't see much. I looked at the clock on my bedside table. It read eleven o'clock pm.
I felt for my flashlight that was under my neat bed so I could find it easily in case of a blackout. I found it and picked it up. I slowly slid to the edge of my bed and stood up. I decided to go for a little snack since the last time I ate was before the battle the other day.
Roy was sleeping pretty silently so I had to be careful not to wake him up. I found my key on my bedside table and crept out the door. From the hallway, I could hear a lot of snoring, especially from Captain Falcon's and Ganondorf's room. I chuckled to myself.
I continued down the hallway until I got to the stairs. I decided to turn on my flashlight since I didn't want to risk falling down. I looked down the stairs, which had four hundred steps. It seemed too long to walk so I took a chance at sliding down the rail.
When I slid to the bottom, I wasn't able to stop and I panicked. I flew off the rail and crashed into a wall, which made a big 'thump.' "Ow..." I moaned. I soon heard footsteps and saw another light, which was at the top of the stairs.
I ran behind a couch so that person or thing couldn't see me. They flashed the light on the wall. It showed a big dent in it. 'Oops,' I thought. The person then walked down the steps while skipping some to waste less time.
When they reached the bottom, I was able to see that it was Link. He picked up the flashlight that I had dropped when I collided with the wall and examined the dent. He then shone both flashlights around the room. He walked around a bit and went into the kitchen to look.
When I saw that the light had faded from the kitchen, I stood up and took a peek inside. Link was out of sight. I sighed with relief until I felt a strong hand on my shoulder along with someone whispering, "Boo!" I jumped up in fright.
"Ya!" I quickly turned around to see Link laughing on the ground at how scared I had been. "Hey! That's not fair!" He tried talking through laughter.
"You should've seen the look on your face, Marth! It was priceless!" He held his stomach with his right hand since it hurt from laughing too hard and pointed at me with the other hand. "I can't believe it! I wish Roy could've seen this!" I blushed in embarrassment.
He stood up and grinned at me. Then he started cracking up again. I might have been embarrassed but it was pretty funny so I started laughing along with him. It didn't take us long to fall to the floor from laughter.
At least ten minutes later, we were still laughing our heads off until we heard someone shout from the stairs, "Shut up!" We quickly gathered up all our laughter and we both decided to get a snack. We decided to eat sandwiches. Link made a sandwich that couldn't fit into his mouth so he tried squishing it down to size except the top piece of bread slipped off from the mayonnaise and slapped me right on the face, slipping down and on the table that we were sitting at.
Link couldn't contain his laughter. He laughed even harder this time than when he had scared me! "Come on, Link! Cut it out!" I tried licking away some mayonnaise that was on my face. This only made Link fall to the floor again.
"You look tasty, don't you!?" Link teased. I blushed harder than before. I then picked up the piece of bread and threw it at Link's face. It went into his mouth and I started cracking up some more as well.
He swallowed the piece of bread. "You're going to get it now!" He took his sandwich apart piece by piece and started throwing them at me. I held my arms in front of me to shield my face.
My clothes and hair were getting pummeled with food of all kinds: cheese, bread, pickles, cold bacon, cold waffles, ham, crackers, cereal, cold spaghetti, spinach, broccoli, chopped carrots, chopped apples, chopped oranges, pokemon food, cold macaroni & cheese, cold ravioli, cold lasagna, chopped eggplant, cracked eggs, chopped watermelon, chopped tomatoes, vitamins, ice cream, jelly, peanut butter, ketchup, and grapes.
Pretty soon, the whole sandwich was gone. The kitchen was a big mess and so was I. "Link? I... I think I'm stuck..." Link looked around.
"Oops..." He got a bucket of cold water and dumped it on me, washing away most of the food stuck to me. "Are you better now?" He smirked at me as I wrapped my arm around myself.
"C... cold... wa... water..." I stuttered.
He shook his head. "I really think we should clean up the kitchen now before anyone else comes in here and gets mad at us," he stated. I glared at him.
"You m... m... mean mad at you..." I corrected him.
"Nuh uh!" he argued. "You're the one who started it!"
"Oh y... yeah," I recalled. "W... well, we b... better g... get st... started..." Link held out his hand and I reached for it, him pulling me up. He then got the bucket and refilled it with water, pouring it on the floor.
"I think maybe it would be easier to clean up this mess if we just get it wet and sweep it in the garbage," Link suggested. I nodded.
"Nice plan. I'll get the sweep and the garbage." I ran out of the room and went to the basement. Daylight was showing through the window on the first floor and through the door I left open so I was able to see clearly. I quickly got the sweep and trash and rushed up the stairs just in case someone woke up really early.
"You came just in time, Marth. I got the floor wet a little bit so you could sweep up the food." He took the garbage from me. "I'll help you with this."
"Thanks." I started sweeping up the food into piles and Link helped me get them into the garbage. It took about half an hour to sweep up all the food and wipe the wet floor, but it all paid off. Everyone else was still fast asleep.
"That was a lot of fun," Link stated. I agreed.
"That was one big sandwich you made though! How can you eat something like that!?" I asked.
"Actually, I don't think I can. I just put in what I reached inside the fridge," Link replied. "Luckily, no one woke up except for that person telling us to shut up!"
"Yeah. Anyways, we better take these things back downstairs. They stink right now along with me!" I exclaimed.
"Ewe... you said a mouthful." We both laughed. "I'll take these downstairs while you go take a shower. I think you need one!" I nodded.
"I guess I do." Link and I went our separate ways. I went back to my room with Roy still sleeping and Link went to the basement to put the garbage and the sweep away. I did what I was told and took a shower.
It was hard getting the food out in between my hair and my tiara. Like I told you before, Roy glued my tiara onto my head so I can't take it off anymore! Oh well. I guess that's okay.
After I took a shower, I tried going back to sleep but I couldn't so I decided to go back downstairs and wait until everyone else woke up to eat breakfast. I tried again to slide down the rail and actually stopped when I wanted to at the end. I waited, sitting at the table. Link was there so we talked about some of our past battles.
When everyone was at the table, Peach looked into the refrigerator, she gasped. "Where did all the food go!?" I looked at Link with a questioning look that read, 'You took all of the food from the refrigerator!?'
Link grinned. He opened his mouth to speak but I clasped a hand so he couldn't. Everyone else looked at us. "What was he going to say!?" Peach asked, annoyed.
"Um..." I looked at Link for help. Link shrugged. Then he started to laugh uncontrollably again so I let go of his mouth and blushed.
"Well!?" Peach commanded. I pointed at Link.
"He started it!" I accused. I then ran out of the kitchen.
"What!? Marth! Come back here you cheap skate!" Link yelled and ran after me.
"Come back here you two! You are in big trouble!" Peach ran after them with a frying pan in her right hand. "Marth! Link! You better tell me what happened before I hit you with this!" Link and I were soon groaning in pain as she hit both of us with her frying pan.
"Ow..." I rested my head on Link's shoulder.
"I... give... up..." he surrendered.
"You what!?" I couldn't believe it so I got up and ran to the garden where the smashers usually relaxed and dragged him by his hood.
"Come back here!" She ran out to the garden but wasn't able to find us. We were well hidden in a nearby tree and we both fell asleep. Luckily, we didn't snore. "Once I find you two, you are going to be sorry!" She walked back inside.
When we fell asleep on the tree, Link fell asleep on his back so I rested my head on his stomach. I knew it looked weird but I didn't care and I knew he didn't either. We were both so tired from the night's event. I didn't know things were going to get worse the next day.
