Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I do not own glee or any of the things I reference in this


Thank you so much for all the positive reviews! It really made my day :)

I realized I had so many mistakes on the last chapter so I'll try to fix it up. I hope you like the songs I chose for these two performances. I think they were both my favorites to write.


"Noah Puckerman!" Rachel called out to Puck who was sneaking his way out of the choir room. He sighed and turned around.

"What?"

"We need to work on our assignment! Kurt and Blaine have theirs ready! Santana, Lauren and Mercedes have theirs ready. Quinn, Sam, and Artie almost have theirs ready. And you know... we're a group. We need to actually spend time together and work on this"

Puck looked at her face. She looked kind of shy. Seriously! What was her deal? It was making him feel weird.

"Fine" he said. "Let's go to my place today though"

Rachel nodded smiling.


"And he kept on trying all these pick up lines and being all sexy and everything but seriously. Can't he just take a hint? He looks like an idiot" Quinn said to Sam.

Sam shrugged.

"He just wants me for sex which makes it even worse. Even if it wasn't for that I still would say no a million times"

"Why?" Sam asked.

"Because Puck's an idiot. I want someone smart and cool and that I didn't have a baby with" she said.

She looked at him. He looked down at her.

"Okay guys I really think this song is perfect. Quinn can we please do it-" Artie said rolling into the room.

Quinn sighed.

"Whatever fine! We'll do the stupid song!"


Puck played the chords on his guitar and sang to Rachel who was sitting beside him wide eyed and smiling.

Yeah he's a looker

But I really think it's guts that matter most

I displayed them for you,

Strewn out about from coast to coast

Rachel took a breath and sang.

I am easily make believe

Just dress me up in what you want me to be

Puck missed his cue and played the wrong chord.

"Sorry sorry" he said.

"What the hell?" he thought.

"Its okay" Rachel said still smiling. "Do you want to try another verse?"

Puck nodded.

"Okay right after the first chorus"

Puck began playing his guitar again. Rachel sang.

In my daydreams, in my sleep

Infatuation turing into disease

You could cure me, see all you have to do now is please try

Puck joined in with her.

Give it your best shot and try

All I'm asking for is love,

But you never seem to have enough

I gotta feel you in my bones again

Rachel went solo.

I'm all over you

I'm not over you

I wanna taste you one more time again

Puck missed his cue again.

"Shit" he said.

Rachel laughed. "Its fine. Don't worry about it".

"Rachel... I don't know about this song..."

"What?" she asked confused. "I thought you really liked this song"

Puck shrugged. "What do you want to sing?"

Rachel's face brightened.

"Well... um remember when we sang 'Need You Now'? Well that turned out really good. So- I heard this other song that I thought would also be kind of good for us. Its kind of a little girly but it will really show off our vocal skills" Rachel said rambling.

"What is it?" Puck asked.

"Well... I don't know if its the sexiest song ever but... 'Don't You Want To Stay' with Jason Aldean and Kelly Clarkson"

"Oh... um... sure why not?"

"Do you want to work on it?" Rachel asked.

Puck looked at her.

"I don't know it on guitar"

"That's okay" Rachel said with a smile. "We can just practice the vocals"

"No- I'm fine"

"Oh... okay" Rachel said confused.

"So costumes. What have we got there?" Puck asked.

"Well I actually brought a dress with me to school today. I was going to show it to you," Rachel said. "I'll go put it on," she said walking into the bathroom.

She looked in the mirror fixing her hair and make up and slipping into her dress. She smiled in the mirror to check her teeth.

Okay... she was in love with Puck. She was really hoping that this whole project thing was going okay. They were best friends and everything- but he just never seemed to want to be anything more than that. At all. But she really did.

She walked out of the bathroom expecting Puck to gape or something instead he kind of just looked at her.

"Do you think this is sexy enough?" Rachel asked.

Puck looked at her confused.

"Rachel... its like almost at your knees and it doesn't show any cleavage. Or anything..."

"Yeah... I know but I thought the back was sexy" she said turning around.

The dress had a slightly open back.

"Whatever you want Rachel" said Puck.

Rachel looked down.

"Okay" she said.

"Don't get me wrong- its very you... but I don't know. It doesn't..." Puck stopped.

Rachel looked at him.

"It doesn't what?"

"Nothing"

"Were you going to say something gross?"

Puck rolled his eyes.

"Yes"


"Okay everyone. Right now we are going to see Blaine and Kurt do the first representation of pride" said Mr. Schue.

Everyone applauded. The two walked out. Kurt then turned to Blaine and got into his face.

"Anything you can do-" he said pointing his finger on Blaine's chest. "I! Can do better!"

Blaine raised his eyebrows and laughed. Rachel, Tina, and Mercedes cheered. The rest of the group had no clue what song they were about to sing until Kurt began to sing.

I can do anything better than you!

Blaine shook his head grinning and said "No you can't"

Kurt smiled back and said "Yes I can"

"No you can't"

"Yes I can"

"No you can't"

Kurt started to sing again.

Yes I can, yes I can!

Then Blaine started to sing.

Anything you can be

I can be greater

Sooner or later I'm greater than you

Blaine teasingly shrugged at Kurt.

"No your not" Kurt said crossing his arms.

"Yes I am"

"No your not"

"Yes I am"

"No your not"

Blaine sang again.

Yes I am! Yes I am!

Then he started dancing around Kurt.

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

Kurt pushed him out of the way and pointed to himself.

I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

Blaine pushed Kurt back and sang.

I can live on bread on cheese.

Kurt tapped him on the shoulder and said "and only on that?".

Blaine nodded his head superiorly and said "Yup"

Kurt scoffed and turned the other way holding up his hands and said "So can a rat"

Blaine frowned and grabbed Kurt's shoulders and spun him around and sang.

Any note you can sing

I can sing higher.

Kurt raised his eyebrow and sang.

I can sing any note higher than you.

The two of them started to compete singing higher and then Kurt went extremely high singing:

Yes I caaaaaaaaaaaannnn!

Blaine's eyes widened and he stumbled backwards. A bunch of people laughed and applauded.

"How do you sing that high?" Blaine asked.

"I'm a soprano!" Kurt yelled to Blaine's face.

Blaine rolled his eyes then sang.

Anything you can say I can say softer!

Kurt shook his head and sang.

I can sing anything softer than you

They both started to compete singing softer getting closer to each other and then Kurt screamed in Blaine's face: YES I CAAAAANN!

Blaine held his head but then continued singing.

I can drink my liquor

Faster than a flicker

Kurt shook his head.

I can drink it quicker

AND get even sicker!

Blaine sang.

I can open any safe!

"Without getting caught?" Kurt asked.

"You bet!" Blaine said confidently.

Kurt smacked him on the shoulder and yelled "That's what I thought you crook!"

Blaine rolled his eyes again and sang.

Any note you can hold I can hold longer

Kurt laughed.

I can hold any note longer than you!

They both competed on who could hold the note longer. Blaine gave in but Kurt still held the note. Blaine looked at him in confusion. Kurt proceeded to hold the note for twenty seconds and then quietly said "can". Blaine raised his eyebrows and sang.

Yes you can!

Kurt smiled.

Blaine continued singing.

Anything you can say I can say faster!

Kurt laughed.

I can say anything faster than you

They both started to compete singing faster while laughing. Then Blaine pushed Kurt away and began singing again.

I can jump a hurdle

Kurt sang

I can wear I girdle

Blaine sang mimicking sewing.

I can knit a sweater

Kurt ran his hands down his sides and sang.

I can fill it better.

Blaine leaned over to him and sang.

I-can-do-most-anything

Kurt raised his eyebrows and asked "can you bake a pie"

Blaine looked down and said "no"

Kurt bit his lip and said "neither can I"

Blaine started singing again.

Anything you can sing

I can sing sweeter

Kurt laughed and sang.

I can sing anything sweeter than you

They both competed to try to sing sweeter. And then Blaine got madder and sang.

No you can't- can't! CAN'T!

Kurt angrily sang back.

Yes i can- can! CAN!

Then they sang at the same time.

Yes I- (No you-)

CAAAANNN! (CAAAAN'TTT!)

Then they bowed as everyone applauded them. They laughed and quickly kissed each other.

"Wow! That was so amazing!" Mr. Schue said. "I was wondering when the day would come where two of you guys would try to do that song"

Kurt and Blaine beamed and walked back to their seats.

"Shit! How do we follow that?" Lauren asked Mercedes and Santana.

"Just shut up and follow me" Santana said.

The three of them left the room to change into their costumes quickly. Mercedes and Lauren walked out in their costumes everyone cheered. All of the sudden Santana walked out and said "hey daddy! I want a golden goose!" she whined.

"Here we go again" Lauren sighed.

Everyone who understood what they were doing laughed.

"Alright sweetheart- alright- daddy'l get you a golden goose as soon as we get home" Mercedes said consoling Santana.

"No! I want one of those!" Santana whined pointing off into a corner.

"Wonka- how much do you want for the golden goose?" Mercedes asked Lauren.

"They're not for sale" Lauren said crossing her arms.

"Name your price" Mercedes said insistently.

"She can't have one"

"WHO SAYS I CAN'T!" Santana said turning to Lauren.

"The man with the funny hat" Mercedes said to her.

"I want one!" Santana said stomping her foot. "I want a golden goose!"

Then she started to sing.

Gooses, geese's

"I want my goose to lay gold eggs for easter" she said.

"It will sweetheart" Mercedes said.

"At least a hundred a day"

"Anything you say"

Santana started to sing again.

And by the way

Lauren started singing.

I want a feast

"You ate before you came to the factory" Mercedes said still turned to Santana.

Lauren sang again.

I want a big feast

"Oh one of those" Mercedes said.

Lauren sang again.

Cream buns and donuts

And fruitcakes with no nuts

So good you could go nuts

"You can have all those things when you get home"

"No now!" Santana whined. "I want a ball!"

Santana started to sing.

I want a party

Mercedes sang.

Pink macaroons and a million balloons

And performing baboons and

Santana sang.

Give it to me!

"Veruca-" Mercedes started but Santana elbowed her in the stomach.

"NOW!" she yelled.

She started to sing.

I want the world

I want the whole world

Lauren sang

I want to lock it all up in my pocket

Its my bar of chocolate

Mercedes sang.

Give it to me nooooww

I want today!

I want tomorrow!

Santana sang.

I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair

And I don't want to share 'em!

Lauren sang.

I want a party with rooms full of laughter

Ten thousand tons of ice scream.

Mercedes leaned to the audience.

And if I don't get the things I am after

I am going to screeeeeeEEEEMM!

They all began dancing around the choir room while everyone laughed at them clapping.

Santana sang.

I want the works!

I want the whole works!

Lauren sang.

Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises

Of all shapes and sizes

Mercedes sang.

And noooow!

Don't- care- how!

I want it now!

Santana then climbed up on top of the piano which Mercedes and Lauren stood behind holding out their arms so the rest of the club couldn't see.

Santana sang

Don't care how!

Santana held up her arms and stepped back.

I want it noooo

Then she fell back still singing.

Owwwwww...

Laruen and Mercedes caught her and put her down onto the floor. The glee club burst into laughter. Mercedes and Lauren stepped away from the piano.

"She was a bad egg" Lauren said. She started to walk away but Mercedes grabbed her.

"Where's she gone?" she asked.

"Where all the other bad eggs go. Down the garbage shoot"

Mercedes looked horrified.

"Not- the garbage shoot? Where too?"

"The furnace"

Mercedes stumbled. Everyone laughed again and clapped. Santana got up from under the piano and they all bowed.

"Wow guys! Both of you were outstanding today" Mr. Schue said applauding.

Rachel stood up.

"Santana if this school ever did a production of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory I would be willing to give up my dream role of Veruca Salt to you" she said.

"Shut up Berry" Santana said still smiling.


I promise next chapter will be less focused on the songs but I was really excited about the songs in the chapter :) I hope you liked it.

Quinn, Artie, and Sam are performing next chapter! :D