Okies, this is Chapter two, not much to say but please enjoy, I really like the way it's going, well atleast I think it's going good.
I arrived late at night at my cousin's house, it had been so long since I seen my cousins. I hopped out of the truck, legs slightly wobbly. When I made my way to the door I banged, not once but like five different times. The door shot open and him, I feel to my knee's and looked up to see a gun in my face. "Patty! It's me! Kid!" I held my hands up in defense. "Kid? What the heck are you doing here. Do you know how late it is? I could have killed you! You could have been a killer."
"...Yes, Patty because killer's bang on the door of their victims.." I replied to her, eyes on the ground. She just stared at me. "Kid what's wrong?" She asked as she led me inside, I shook my head. "Kid tell us what happened now or I'll kick your ass." Liz butted in, I had no idea where she came from but at those words I bursted into tears.
"I..Was just in the neighborhood so I wanted to-"
"You live in a mansion. What in the world are you doing over here?"
"I-"
"Kid, are you doing something inappropriate?"
"N-No."
"Tell us what's going on!"
"I...uh...Stein...wants A divorce..."
I remember falling asleep on the couch, but I was woken up by a gun shot, I jumped up and looked over at Patty. "What the hell!" I shouted. "Get your ass up now." She said to me in a very-unusually scary tone of voice. I did as she said and stood up straight. "Go get dressed." I nodded and jetted, everyone was scared of Patty when she was this way.
When I came down the steps in a black suit, Patty, Liz and someone else were in the kitchen eating, I felt awkward so I slowly walked in. "K-Kid?" I heard someone call my name, I tilted my head and found out who the voice was, it was Darris. An old childhood friend, he gave a small laugh and hugged me, I hugged back. "Wow...You Weren't kidding when you said you'd marry someone rich." I remembered then when he said that. Our promises to eachother as children, I just sighed.
"Ah...I Better get going..." The male just held his sleeve and took his leave, I just watched his back as he left.
"Oh my.."
"What happened to him?"
"Life...But Anyways."
"Yeah?"
"Stein kicked you out of who's house?"
"Ours why?"
"Exactly! It belongs to both of you."
"Its in his name.."
"Half of what's his belongs to you."
"P-Patty.."
I turned my head to see her with a pair of glasses on and a calculator in her hand. Oh no..She was doing math, she was angry and I knew it. But what caught me off guard was Liz she was there with her sister and they were flipping out.
"Guys stop this."
"No, that stuff belongs to you,"
"It's his."
"No, you took care of the house right?"
"Of course."
"Well then you worked." Liz and Patty said at the same time and I just sighed, nbo stopping what had already been started by them. Something stupid was going to happen and I knew it. I am independent why the hell did I even have to go in to that hell hole? I knew the answer...The Sisters were right.
"How was sex..?"
"Huh?"
"Was it good?"
"No..Not really..."
I was blushing and looking away, this was so embarrassing and the twins gasped before doing more calculations. Why was the sex such a big deal? "Because Kiddo-kun, you have to put up with that...yuck." Patty said with a childish giggle. "I didn't-...Nevermind." I just shook my head and shut up as the twins worked.
"Oh...and...he Hit me a couple of times.." I mumbled quietly, Liz caught it and took over the calculator, hands moving quickly as she typed. "He owes you money. Like a 6 and an 8 then a 2 and a lot of 000''s then 5" I face palmed. "I don't want any of-" I began but then I was cut off by Liz. "You better get your ass over there!" I shook my head, which was a big mistake seeing as though Liz and Patty forcefully dragged me to the car. "I'm not gettin-"
"I'll shoot a cap in dat' ass if he doesn't."
My eyes widened and I sighed. Oh someone was screwed.
I sat in the back and held on for dear life as my cousin drove right into the gate, causing the gate to break. "Oh shit!" I winced at the damage she had just caused, Stein was gonna be pissed.
We made our way up stairs and Patty just giggled. "This place is bi-Is this your stuff?" I shook my head quietly. "It's his.." Liz and Patty exchanged evil looks with eachother before grinning, I watched them pull a 700 dollar shirt and whip it on the floor, then they had the nerve to step on it. "N-No guys C'mon.." I tried to stop them, then they gave me an evil eye."This man...Left You.. For probably some whore.." Patty stopped and pulled a shirt out. "Rip it." I shook my head. "Rip. It." She ordered. "Rip it?" She nodded. "Rip it." I repeated, anger flowing in side of me as I tried to rip the shirt but failed miserably.
"What the hell..." Liz and Patty laughed at me while I tried to rip the shirt. But then Liz took the shirt from me and ripped it in one shot. "Get mad with it!" She commanded. "It'll make yah' feel better." She tempted me. And that's all it took, I began ripping random things along with the twins after we ripped the whole room up, I looked at them. "Hey uh...Patty...what Is this going to solve?" Patty looked at me and giggled. "Nothing silly! It will make you feel lots more better!"
After the room was completely upside down I smiled with everything we had done. "I'm going."
"Where?"
"To get the rest of my stuff."
Liz smiled at me. "I'll come with, Patty you stay here incase they come back." Liz said and gave her sister a wink and patted her purse. I took notice that the two seemed to be like sending mind messages to eachother, I just laughed a little, yeah my cousins were scary but hey they were awesome.
Me and Liz ran to Steins office, I just took a last look around the office, knowing it'd be my last time here, but Liz on the other hand was sitting in his chair playing with stacks of money. I looked at her and ran towards her. "Put it down." I hissed and she just gave me a laugh. "Don't be stupid." She said matter-of-factly. "What are you doing in here..." A cold voice was heard at from the door, my hands were holding Liz's trying to get her to drop the money and when she saw Stein she smirked. "Stein..." Was all I could say as I continued to fight with Liz. "You stealing from me?" that's when I looked at Stein like he was stupid, then Liz just gave a laugh. "Stealing what? This is his." Liz said calmly as Stein closed the door.
~Meanwhile~
Patty sat on the floor giggling as she tugged a black dress to the floor, Heel sounds were heard coming up the steps and she looked up to meet Spirit's eyes. "What the...Who The heck are you?" Spirits voice was confused. "Who are you?~" Patty replied back sarcastically, Whilst Spirit put a hand on his hip. "I'm the owner of this house."
"Wrong answer, this is Kid's house, your the hoe you ain't got no power."
Spirit was holding up a black-ripped shirt. "D-Did you do this? This is name -insert designer name-"
"Who's that? Is he cute?"
"That's it! I'm calling the police!"
"Go ahead, I'm not scared of the Po-Po, Call the Po-Po hoe. Caaaall the PO..PO Hooooeeee." Patty said with one of her cute giggles.
"Stein.." I called out again, Liz watching cautiously. "I tried to be nice to you." He said with an eye roll. "Didn't I?" He asked as he stood face to face with me, Of course I had to Tip-Toe, did that bastard think I wanted any of his damn money? "Look..We'll just go." I said softly with a sigh and Liz arched an eye brow. "You'll just go?" Stein repeated with a dumb look on his face.
"Yeah." I put my hand on my hip and proceeded to head to the door but was stopped by two rough hands on my shoulders, Shaking me roughly, I winced and let out a small scream. "Oh hell no." Liz said and pulled out her phone.
"The police will be here in ten minutes." Spirit said matter-of-factly, Patty stood and nodded happily. "And that leaves me nine to kick your sorry-anal-penetrating ass." She began to pull off her skull earrings.
"You think I wont hit a girl? Because I will! I know how to hit a girl!" Spirit said putting his fists up in a wanna-be boxer stance.
"And I know Whoop-dat-ass." Patty said with a click of her tongue.
"Come at m-"
"Shut the hell up!"
Patty shouted as she heard voices coming from the living room, She laughed and punched Spirit out of the way as she ran her phone began to vibrate, she didn't give a damn though.
Stein had his hand raised to my cheek when the door busted open and Patty held up a gun, At that exact moment Liz had a gun too, and it was pointed to the back of Steins head. I stared in shock, Where the hell do they keep those guns? "I dare you to hit him. Go ahead hit him."
"No don't hurt him!" Spirit ran in the room and held onto the back of Stein and Patty just smirked. "I'm not going to hurt him, I'm going to kill him." Liz said softly, all eyes were on her, yes even mine. I guess no one noticed Patty had disappeared.
"I'm calling the cops.." Spirit informed.
"No."
"Just get out!" Stein shouted and I looked at him with distaste. "You were never worth it any-"
I was cut of by..What was that..It sounded like a chainsaw- OH NO PATTY...We All ran to the living room to see Patty holding up a chainsaw giggling. "P-Patty...Put It down." Me and Liz tried to make her stop but it was Patty so of course she didn't listen, in seconds later I was staring at ...well.. Half of a 5 thousand dollar couch.
And before we knew it, everything in the mansion and I mean.,..Everything... In the mansion was literally in two.
Yup, and now me, Liz and Patty sat in jail. While I sat in a corner, Patty just sung the I-Hate-Barney-Song and Liz on the other hand was checking out her nails.
There we stood in front of the judge, I was starting to wonder exactly how many times this happened to Liz and Patty, Why was I wondering? Well...Liz And Patty were addressing the Judge by her first name.
"Your Honor, They are charged with: Carrying and unregistered gun, Dangerous driving, trespassing, Cutting couches in hal-"
"Hey! Beatrice, it's good to see you! Oh my your hair is fantastic! Who does it? Is that a new robe?" Liz said with a wink, I just face palmed, my clothing was dirty, my arms ached not to mention my recent heart break. This was just too much, too much to handle in such little time, I was lost into my thoughts until I heard Patty speak. "Girl you looking good~" She said with a cheesy smile on her face, I bursted into laughter at that.
"Your still at it..." The judge, known as Beatrice sighed.
"Look I-"
"Hello, your honor." I saw a female with long black hair, it was pulled up into a ponytail and she wore a professional dress, I also noticed the brand too, Now that was a lawyer.
"Tsubaki, I am tired of seeing them here." I heard Beatrice say aloud.
"Well we're tired of seeing you too." Liz had muttered, while Tsubaki just face palmed.
"It wont happen again." The girl ..Tsubeki? I think it was said softly.
Beatrice rolled her eyes, before speaking again. "You, Death The Kid." I looked up at the sound of my name. "5 thousand dollar bail." She said simply and I sighed in relief, Liz and Patty thought they were in the cool, which sucked for them. "As for you two. I order you too house arrest."
Patty just laughed loudly and pointed. "Noway! I ain't doing house arrest!"
"House arrest or Prison take your pick."
Patty was silenced. "..I Think we'll take the house arrest." The twins looked at eachother nervously, I couldn't help but try to restrain my giggles.
I had a lot of fun writing this chapter, sorry if it's a little sloppy and what-not. I just thought it was funny, For those who saw the movie to this, I think they noticed I tried to change as much as I could with out changing the plot line, which is kind of hard. Sorry! Ah, for those readers who want their SoKi, It should be in the next chapter! Also I'm trying to work around the whole characters so uhm if you see or read a characters name that wasn't in the story, Just to let you that the character is an OC. Kay? Okay then! KP out Y'all see you with the next chapter as soon as I get one or two for this chapter.
