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Hallo. Welcome to Deutschland's Blog.

8/23/12

Well, hallo again world. Today was another ordinary day. During training however, those jerks the Allied Powers showed up and scared Italy, so he fell and scratched his knee. I had to carry him all the way home... He wouldn't stop crying until I kissed his knee all better. Gott, these countries are so immature. World War 2 is over, and has been over for a damn long time! I even spent all those years trying to toughen Italy up, which sadly didn't work...

Other than that, nothing eventful happened. I tried looking for my journal too... I get the strangest feeling Italy took it...

Since everyone seemed to enjoy the last blog entry and dropped a couple of questions and greetings, I suppose the polite thing to do would be to respond to them...

Review 1, From-Rizu Roraito:

Hola, Alemania! (Hello, Germany!) So you started a blog too! Buena suerte!
(Good luck!)

-Spain

Erm, thanks Spain. I hope this blog will calm everyone down... Could i ask you for a favor? Can you please tell Romano to leave me alone? I keep getting death threats in the mail...

Review 2, From-Red-Tulips-Are-Awesome:

Italy:
VE! I'm so happy you finally got a blog, Doitsu! It took me forever to
convince you! I had to go and do it with Japan, also! I can't believe you
actually did it! yay! Ve. Would you like some pasta, ve? I have PLENTY of
Pasta!
Just...don't eat the Alfredo, ve...
Because that's America...D:
Don't eat him.
Seriously, please don't, ve!
Well...I don't have to ask anything, ve! Welll! CIAO, GERMANY!

Yes, Italy. I got a blog. Will you stop bothering me now? And I won't eat a country. Some of us aren't that stupid.

Review 3, From-Greece's kitty:

me:GERMANY!WHY ARE YOU SO STRICT!? BE LIKE 2p ITALY!
2p YELLING CRAZY BIYCH!?WHERES MY PASTA!?
me: ...*throws knife at 2p italy*
2p greece:... is it really that nessicary to throw knives st everyone?
me: yes. germany, do you love italy?*ducks to avoid knife from 2p italy* Also
what do you think of 2p talia. CIAAAAAO

Strict? What makes you think I'm strict? This is just the correct way people and countries are supposed to work. You can't just sit around eating hamburgers and pasta all day.

A-And... D-Do I love Italy...? W-Well, I suppose I would tell you my real answer... But then the world will see it... I don't need dating advice from my stupid big bruder.

2p-talia? Well... they're ... violent. The only one that scares me is 2p!Romano. A blonde Romano... No... Just... no. But don't tell him I said that. I don't need new death threats from 2p!Romano...

Review 4, From-Froggiecool:

Guten Tag,
How are you?
Your routine seems much more sensible than everyone else's.
I have nothing else to say.
Auf Wedersehen.

Guten tag to you as well. Yes, my routine is more sensible than everyone else's. At least I have one smart follower...

Review 5, From-The Hero yo:

DANANA DANANA ANOTHER COUNTRY BLOG! DANANA DANANA DANANA!
Psh, that totally wasn't me playing the guitar singing...
Even though I sing awesomely.
GERMANY! I HAS A QUESTION DUDE!
Why do you Germans have a fetish with Obama?
Seriously, I need to know.

First of all, it is not "I has a question", the proper saying is "I have a question". And my name is not "dude", it is Germany. Seriously, are you American or something? (A/N: No offense there. America is my second fav character! Just something I think Germany would say! xD) And why do Germans have a fetish with Obama? You must be American... Well, my people are quite interested in his past. He overcame many obstacles. And believe it or not, America actually has a good relationship with me..

That is all for now. Drop a question by, most have, so I will answer it... However, please don't ask if I love Italy... Although I suppose you will ignore me and ask anyways...

Auf Wierdesehn.

-Deutschland