A/N: Man school's hard on me. Any way I'm putting two new characters in the story soon. AND THERE OWNED BY ME MUHAHAHAHA, I think.

Disclaimer: NOT MINE!

Now for the story….

There once was a thing call the ARK that met a thing called the Death Star and they became friends. And they lived happily ever after…

THE END

Random Dude: HEY I DIDN'T PAY FOR THIS.

Grievous: It's free.

Random Dude: ITS GRIEVIOUS!

Dude pulls out teal lightsaber.

Grievous: JEDI!

Grievous pulls out classic green and blue sabers.

Dude: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Grievous just chops off his head.

Grievous: OHHH, I can sell his lightsaber on EBAY!

A/N: Err; yeah I was bored to tears. Any ways TO THE REAL STORY!

Chapter 2: Kissy Kissy Goo Goo Gah Gah

and

Chapter 2: Kraken, Jaws, and Godzilla oh-my!

"And now you will pay…" Cosmo thought this was her end (again), "… $5.99 for my ship you stupid alien!" General Grievous shut off his saber and died laughing, "You fell for it, AGAIN HAHAHAHA" Tails got ticked at this. With out warning, he jumped on to Grievous' face and started whacking him. "TAILS STOP" Cosmo yelled, but Tails was to busy whacking Grievous.

"AH get off me AH you stupid AHH FOX!" Now Grievous was ticked. Grievous turned on the saber still in his hand and tried slashing at Tails. Though that hardly helped, only nipping at bits of fur at the end of his tails. Then Grievous grabbed the back of Tails head with his other hand and pried him off. Now Tails was staring down the saber now that he was off.

"Can't you take a joke" said the ticked droid leader. "NOT WHEN YOU TRY TO KILL SOMEONE," said the fox still in Grievous' hand. Cosmo was almost in tears, the one she loved was going to be killed in front of her. That's when Grievous tripped over a rock, and fell off a cliff and into a very deep river (with Tails still in hand). "TAILS!"(A/N: When I said in his hand I meant Tails' Head was in Grievous' hand)

Meanwhile…. (Warning, fluff alert)

"Oh Sonikku, this place is so romantic" Amy was with Sonic at the beach watching the sunset. They both looked into each other's eyes. They were now drawing closer and closer. There lips were almost together when suddenly…. (we all saw that coming didn't we) something busted out of the sea. They both looked and stared in horror. "GODZILLA" yelled some random guy in the city. Godzilla just headed right towards Station Square. "Sorry Amy gotta run" before Amy could say anything Sonic was gone. But before she could leave he was back. "Almost forgot" before Amy could answer; Sonic pressed his lips against Amy's lips. Sonic then pulled away "Now that makes it a date." Then he was gone again.

Grievous was in the water sinking and laughing at Tails trying to get to the surface for air. "To bad Tail boy, I can live in water with out air because I don't breath, as for you well I'm not letting go of you so, Goodbye Tail Boy." Suddenly something hit Grievous, which made him let go of Tails. But Tails never made it to the surface. Something grabbed his leg. He looked and saw a tentacle holding him under. Then, (Jaws theme plays) a shark was swimming at them, but it stopped, being blocked by the Flying Dutchman. On board was none other than Davy Jones. But then he fainted, Jaws ran away, the Kraken clinged tighter, Tails screamed letting all his air out, and Grievous yelled "GODZILLA!"

A/N: I know I didn't wait for five reviews, and I'm sorry. Oh and the Godzilla is to one from Final Wars.