No recap here. Oh, and thanks to "Guest" for the review/suggestion. I'll try it out.

(MVN)

Sasuke Uchiha sits beside his sister, Sasuko Satsuki Uchiha. The two Uchiha are twins and both look alike in a way. Their mother is Mikoto Uchiha, a real beauty and if Naruto was a rapist, she'd be fucking him every second of her entire life. That shit aside, the class the twins are in is quite noisy with people murmuring about some new student. Quite odd since the student cannot be a transfer since the academy is the only school in Konoha.

Meanwhile, Iruka is on his way to the classroom. He is currently running late because he was briefed by the Hokage of the situation on this so-called 'new' student. The reason is because with Naruto being Naruto, Iruka may embarass himself. He may be higher in rank than the blonde kid, but that is only in title, not in skill.

Back in the classroom, we can find Sasuke and Satsuki being flocked by their fans, and also those who just want a 'piece' of them. However, that all stops as Iruka enters and tells them to sit. After the sensei confirms that a 'new' student will be with them shortly, he then says more shit like, "Try making friends with him," and shit like that, he then calls Naruto to enter.

A few minutes earlier though...

Naruto enters the academy building with a sigh. He saw some pretty girls a while back and he must admit, he is interested in one innocent looking one. Obviously, that girl would be Hinata. Of course, there are no transfer students so... well, he might just play as the 'long-lost' genius. He enters as he hears the teacher call his name. "Yo."

Kakashi sneezes as he was about to open his Icha-Icha. "Must be Naruto."

"Naruto, go sit beside Sakura."

"Hai, sensei." He replies in a carefree manner. After taking his seat, Naruto starts to rub Sakura's thighs making the girl realize just who this boy really is. "Meet me later or tomorrow." Naruto whispers only for Sakura to hear making the said girl blush and nod. However, Naruto also took notice of two people staring at him.

After classes, Naruto and Sakura start to walk home. Well, to Sakura's house anyway. "So, Sakura-chan, I'll meet you again. We'll do it when we become Genin neh? That way, it isn't wrong since we're both going to be considered adults."

"H-Hai..."

"Still nervous?" Naruto asks before smiling. "It's going to be fine. Trust me, and I must say, your mother was good so maybe you should talk to her." With that, he turns and disappears in an alley. This leaves Sakura to process what Naruto just said and then she knew she just had to ask if any of the dreams she's been having give any indication.

"That is just the way we shinobi use people." Kakashi says as he walks up to Naruto on the roof of a building.

"So, what other Problems in Division are you going to give me?" Naruto asks with a smile. He recieves a paper with the mission written in a math problem. "I still can't believe we managed this." He refers to the code they use. The code is a math Problem which is a Mission too secret even for the Hokage to order it personally.

"Well, you being you... I'm sure you can manage." Kakashi says before flickering out of existence.

Naruto smirks before he looks down to see Sasuke and Sasuko sigh since they could not sense his chakra anywhere. Then again, Naruto should not really even have any. The smirk falters though as Naruto reads the problem again. "If they expect me to just ignore this, then the next mission better be worth my while." He says after reading. "Now then, I wonder what Itachi is doing." With that thought, he heads over to ANBU HQ.

Upon arrival, the blonde shoots a glance towards one of the trees with narrowed eyes. He sniffs the air acting like he smells gas before shrugging, but he in truth knows that someone not of the village was watching him. He then enters the building which is a library and weapon shop to the public, but is the ANBU HQ underground.

As Naruto heads to the entrance of the ANBU HQ, he is greeted by two ANBU agents who give him a salute. He can only nod and smile. So far, he is still feared by his comrades within the Black Ops division of ANBU.

He enters and makes the trip to his former room in silence. He opens the door to see Itachi ready to leave for a mission. "The choice you made... why and who?"

Itachi turns with a small smile. "Why, I guess it's because of my family. I guess it's time they learn to humble themselves."

"What of your twin?"

"Mita is already out on a mission that will ensure her to be gone before and during the massacre."

Naruto frowns at this. "She might be used as a breeding stock. Hell, the same can be said for Satsuki and Mikoto."

Itachi softens his gaze before answering. "I... have a bad feeling about this mission. After the massacre, kill me and take my eyes." He watches Naruto raise a brow so with a sigh, he continues. "Yes, Minato told me about the way you were... made. Safe to say, your eyes may as well be Uchiha except they're blue."

Naruto nods before taking a sword from one of the room's walls. He then hands it over to the young ANBU, youngest only second to him, and says with a small smile. "I can't allow you to deal with this alone so... use this sword. When you do the deed with this sword, you will not regret who you kill, although you will remember, you will never regret. Use it too much, you'd be like me. A heartless man when it comes to killing... even without the sword."

Itachi looks at the blade then back at Naruto. "Such a weapon exists... if I take it... you must keep it with you, or destroy it." Itachi recieves a nod so he takes the blade. "The massacre... protect my siblings then. Also, do try and step in when you can if things go out of control."

A simple "meh" is all Naruto gives before he looks at an object on the table he used. "That mask is you, Itachi. Do not lose yourself until the massacre." With that, Naruto turns to leave but stops when he remembers, "What of your mother?"

"We shall see. I'll see you in the next life, Taicho."

An echo of a laugh is the only sign to show that Naruto was there.

Elsewhere, a man known as Tobi frowns darkly behind his mask. He was wrong to trust that bitch, so now he suffers as he heads for Konoha. He is thankfully still able to seal his wounds leaving no traces of blood. "I have to warn Minato-sensei."

Back with Naruto, the blonde is heading to the room Minato stays in. He enters and sees Minato frowning over a book. "Naruto, I want you to be careful." He says as he continues to read. "Something... doesn't add up here."

"Well, I know my like is like shit so... now what?"

Minato only smiles at this. "Business as usual." He gives a content sigh before looking Naruto in the eye. "I have a new jutsu. It will erase everythingg that happened so far in such a way that you are considered a Jinchuriki... think you can handle it?"

"I'll modify it so it fits my needs." Naruto says as he knows all too well that the jutsu is one that involves Fuinjutsu. He looks at the seal and then adjusts it to fit his needs and wants. "Well, guess that's it. Now... Fuinjutsu: Fuin no Kami!"

The world turns white and then we can only find Naruto standing in an empty white void.

"Congratulations, you just broke the forth wall." I say to Naruto who turns to face me and you readers only to see the same empty space. "Don't bother. You're just a character in a story I made... well, a fan made version anyway since Kishi owns you. Now... this is canon." The real Naruto verse shows itself to Naruto.

After the boy saw everything... he only has one thing to say. "My mom is hot..."

Now, let us spend a moment of silence for the statement to sink in...

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Ok, now back to the facts. "I'll adjust you world now so that things will get more interesting. Just leave it to me, and everything will seem natural to the rest but you will be the only one who knows the truth. When you leave, you will be at your apartment. Mito and Kitana will be there as well but... well, you'll see." With that being said, we send Naruto back to the story.

Naruto wakes in a trashed apartment. He looks around before sighing. Now he has to play the outcast until he reaches twelve. "Well, no time like the present. Let's see now..." He goes throughout the apartment and finds Mito setting up breakfast with Kitana; both girls currently naked while doing so. "Morning ladies."

"Naruto-sama!" Kitana somewhat shouts. It was after breakfast that Naruto realizes that only a selected few will remember this story's original world. Hours pass by with Naruto experiencing first hand how his other self in the realm Kishi made felt. Now though, he knows at least the flow of the story but, who knows what changed?

After class, Naruto decides to go check on Mebuki since Sakura isn't treating him as she did the day before. As he arrives, he is greeted by Mebuki who holds a disapproving look. Clearly she changed as well. However, just as everything seems lost, he is once again to the world that breaks the forth wall.

"Well now that you saw how this change was brought about... I guess adding some other anime and some OCs will help. Good luck with this... new world, Naruto." I say with a smile before waving a good luck. "Oh, and if things change in a sudden, like bitches and all that, then do blame my perverted half."

With that, Naruto reappers in his world, this time on the Hokage tower. "Well... I guess I could always check for other changes... hmm... I womder if a zombie apocalypse can happen. Maybe I can go to the world of HOTD and get me some nice pussy... nah, maybe later." He muses to himself before shrugging the thoughts away for a later time.

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Light bulb moment!

"Wait, since I have the Blacklight Virus, then doesn't tha-... ohohoho! Zombie Apocalypse, here I come!"

However, as tempting as it is to leave a cliffy here, Zetsu chooses this moment to appear... that rhyme...

"Naruto-sama, I am at your service." Mister Plantman says. Clearly, this is another effect of the breaking of the fourth wall.

"Zetsu... tell me, why are you helping me?"

The platform blinks owlishly be fore shrugging. "It's my role in this verse. Besides, you know I can be very useful."

Naruto sighs. So at least he isn't the only one able to remember. "Yes... so, care to help with a certain apocalypse?"

"Sure! This life as Kaguya's will is boring enough that even if I was created by her, I'm not her will anymore. Guess that means I'm free, but how about I become your will."

"No problem with me." Naruto says before pushing some of his will into Zetsu. "So, you still work for Akatsuki?" The response is... surprising to say the least.

"Heavens, no! Hell, the Akatsuki now is nonexistent. In fact, only a group similar to the original Akatsuki is here in this world. They call themselves the... Kuroinu. Know the hentai anime?"

"Seen it and damn... only two episodes are what I've seen, but damn... that shit was hot. Wait, that's the name of the organization?"

"Indeed. Though I have to say, I have yet to spy on them since the world changed but... I'll see. Anyway, need help with anything you currently want to do?"

Naruto thinks for a moment before shrugging. The Z apocalypse can always happen at a latter date. "I need info, I want it just before... the massacre."

"Done." Zetsu says as he starts to fade into the ground.

"Kaguya looks hot by the way."

"... I will not comment on that..."

(TBC)

Well, there's that. Hopefully, I can add more lemons, but I lack inspiration. Still, tell me what you guys think! Oh, and I sometimes... might take a few weeks in updating, but updating nonetheless.