Chapter 2 : Minidisk of Doom
Sora woke up and found himself on the beach. He yawned and turned to look behind him to see Kairi, which almost made him crap his pants.
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
While he was screaming, she giggled.
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Kairi: Ah, man. That was sooo funny!
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kairi: Uh, Sora?
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Kairi: Sora?!
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Kairi: SORA!!!! SHUT YO MOTHER F ASS UP!!!
Sora stopped screaming immediately and looked up to her.
Sora: Gimme a break, Kairi.
Kairi was going to say something but she noticed the two "fairies".
Kairi: Who the hell are you two?
Before the girls could answer, Sora answered her question.
Sora: There two fairies sent by the great Dookie tree
Tatiana: I am Tatiana and this is my bitch, Natasha
Natasha: Bitch, I am not your bitch, so shut up!
Tatiana: NYAH! I WILL NEVER BE SILENT!
Kairi: (she sweat dropped) ok?
Sora: They're here to watch over me.
Kairi: Anyways. Sora, you lazy bum, I knew I'd find you snoozing down here
Sora: No this huge black thing swallowed me up I couldn't breathe I couldn't OW!
Kairi then decided to hit some sense into Sora. One look at Tatiana and Natasha knew she wanted blood.
Kairi: Are you still dreaming?
Sora: It wasn't a dream! Or was it? I don't know. (To himself) what was that place so bizarre.
Kairi: Uh, that's some dream you got there.
Tatiana: One time, I had this dream where I was in my underwear in front of a pyramid with Scottish dogs talking to me saying 'OH MY GOD IT'S JESUS!' Then they started throwing pickles at my bald head.
Kairi, Sora and Natasha starred at her.
Awkward silence.
Sora, desperately wanting to change the subject, blurts outs something random.
Sora: Say, Kairi, What was your home town like? You know, where you grew up.
Kairi walked up to the shore.
Kairi: I told you before. I can't remember. But I like to go back there someday.
Natasha: I bet it sucks!
Sora and Kairi glared hard at Natasha but the two "fairies" were laughing hard.
Kairi: Anyways I need you three I guess to help me finish the raft.
Voice: Hey aren't you forgetting about me?
The four turned to see Riku standing with a log under his arm (OMFG!! SUPER BOY!). He tosses the log at Sora who tumbles over under the weight of the log. Let's just say two girls got their kicks out of that situation.
Riku: and you're just as lazy as he is. (Points a finger at Kairi)
Kairi: ehH
He he! So you noticed!
Natasha: (mocking Kairi) he he!
Riku: Who are you two? (Points at Tasha and Tats)
Tatiana: I AM GOD! I mean a fairy and this is another fairy here to watch over Sora.
Riku: Good enough. (Glances at Natasha whose clothes have, uh, ahem, changed)
Sure enough their outfits had change, Natasha now wore a grey tank top with a jean jacket, a denim miniskirt, a tag on her left wrist and black tennis shoes. Tatiana wore a black short sleeved t-shirt which showed the heart grenade with the Green Day in the middle, wearing cargo pants with a pair of brown combat boots and she had two necklace one a dog tag and a beaded one with a seashell in the shape of a fish at the bottom. Let's just say it was a MAJOR improvement for the two.
Natasha: DAMN! WE LOOK HELLA FINE!
Tatiana: Word yo!
Sora and Riku: Yeaah. That's nice.
Kairi: So I am still hotter than them!
Tatiana: Yeah right can you say jealous much?
Natasha: Yeah, you're just jealous cause I have boobs and you don't.
Tatiana: What are you talking about Natasha!? You don't have any boobs!
Kairi: OH SNAP!
Sora: Yeah Natasha, she's got a point. You're flatter that a desk!
Natasha, not to be outdone by that dumbass, picks up a rock. Aimed perfectly, and she threw it at him.
Sora: Ow! What the hell?!
Natasha smiled an evil grin.
Kairi: We should finish the raft together.
Natasha: What is this raft you guys keep speaking of?
Riku: We are planning to build a raft. So we can visit other worlds and see what there like. (Smiles at her)
Natasha: Thanks for the, uh, info.
Riku: No, problem (keeps smiling at her). I'm Riku.
Natasha: Oh, ok. I'm Natasha, by the way. And this is my special friend, Tatiana. We're fairies.
Tatiana: I'M NOT SPECIAL!!!
Natasha: I meant that you were special, like, uh, say, Special K is special. Say. Whatever happened to Regular K, anyway?
Riku: Wait. If you guys are fairies, what happened to your wings?
Tatiana: The Great Dookie tree cut off our wings cause we were bad.
Natasha: It was either that or he was gonna molest us.
Tatiana gave Natasha a dirty look.
Natasha: What? It makes the story more interesting!
Riku: Uhhhhh, ok. That's an interesting story.
Kairi: I'll race you!!
Natasha: What the hell?!
Tatiana: Yeah. That was random and I should know I am the definition of random.
But when the girls turned their heads, they saw their three new friends running in the east direction. The shrugged their shoulders and started to run with them. Natasha, being a natural fast runner, zoomed past Tats and Kairi and up to Riku and Sora.
Riku: (glancing at Sora) pants I'm beating you!
Sora: (looking straight ahead) y-yeah r-right.
Tatiana caught up with Natasha but being a slow ass, Natasha out passed them and was now in the lead with Sora and Riku behind her.
Riku: How the hell did she past us?
Sora: Maybe she's on steroids.
Natasha: NO I'M NOT!!!
Tatiana: YEAH YOU ARE!
Kairi: Chocolate chips are nasty.
Tatiana: Kairi, I'm sorry but you got AIDS (holds back laughter).
Kairi: What?
FINALLY the five teens reached where they wanted. Kairi was waiting by some weird ass door.
Sora and the girls approached the delusional teen.
Kairi: I need you guys to look for two logs, a cloth, and some rope.
Natasha: Why don't you do the work, you lazy bitch?
Tatiana: OOOOOO burn!
Natasha: I'm just playing, Kairi. You're cool.
Kairi rolls her eyes that said "I'm waaaay tired of this bullshit". And she only knew
Natasha for only two minutes and she was already getting tired of her and her "sillines".
Natasha left the two 'special' teenagers alone to find Riku.
Sora: I guess it's just you and me, huh?
Tatiana: Meh whatever. (Eddy's Gurl: Now you see my angsty, serious face. I say meh a lot too.)
Sora looked at Tatiana as if she was sick. Sora then did something unexpected; he put his hand on her forehead checking for a fever. Tatiana was blushing a lot at the fact the dude she liked was touching her…that and the fact she had a fever. She then noticed something familiar on the beach.
Tatiana: OH MY GOD!
Sora: What?
Tatiana: It's my minidisk!!
Tatiana ran over to where her oh so old minidisk was. She opened it to find her favorite red minidisk in it. She pressed play and the song "Wine red" by The Hush Sound and Tatiana started singing along and she was actually pretty good. (EG: In my dreams) Sora was just staring in awe as the nearly sane girl sang her heart out. When the song finished she fainted on the beach. Having a very short term memory loss Sora left her on the beach. He got the rest of the items by himself the song she sang still in his head.
A few moments later
Sora: Oh yeah Tatiana is still on the beach!
Sora found Tatiana on the beach and surprisingly, she was actually fully awake.
Tatiana: When I saw her
for the first time
I thought it was all in my head
but as
reality and as school went on our friendship grew
then one day I
really did see the wings I saw on her
but then I saw her fly
away...away on the wings I once saw.
Sometimes I see the wings on
other people and wonder if they were her children...
The children
of Yono Missya: the guardian angel that steals (EG: I actually wrote
this poem).
Sora: That was beautiful.
Tatiana turned around and blushed realizing Sora was standing there.
Tatiana: You heard that?
Sora: Mm hm (nods). Did you write that?
Tatiana: Yeah. I did. My mom says it runs in the family blood.
Sora: Cool (smiles all happy like).
Natasha then decided to show up with Riku to make fun of the poor teens.
Natasha: Hey Tats, can you feel the love the tonight?
Tatiana (blushing): SHUT UP!
Riku & Sora: What the hell?
Tatiana: NOTHING! IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE! So Natasha what were you two doing all day?
Natasha (blushes): Nothing.
Tatiana: Can you feel the love tonight?
Natasha then decided to "punch" Tatiana which then turned into a sissy bitch fight.
Tatiana: YOU BITCH!
Natasha: YOU BITCH TIMES TWO!!
Tatiana: Wait why are we fighting?
Natasha: because it's the spirit of giving!
Sora: (sweat dropped) Uh, ok?
Riku: YEAH TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS!
Sora, Natasha and Tatiana looked at Riku funny.
Natasha: ……….I'm not a whore!
Tatiana: YEAH!
Sora: RIKU THAT'S SICK!!
Riku: (shrugs it off) whatever…at least my hormones had already kicked in! (smirks all evil like)
Sora: What's that supposed to mean?
Tatiana: It means your sperm isn't well developed yet but apparently Riku's is!
Riku: WHAT?!
Tatiana: So that means it'll hurt even more if Natasha kicks you in the balls. If she kicks Sora in the balls it won't hurt as much as it should during puberty!
Natasha: How does Tatiana, the magical book wizard thingy, know that?
Tatiana: It's called reading. I now do that all the time ya know!
Natasha: Oh yeah…..I'm smart!
Tatiana then hit Natasha over the head.
Tatiana: I may act dumb but you know I'm smart. DUH!
Natasha: Right……..
So for the rest of the day the four kids were battling the other natives of that dumb ass island. Finally it was sun down.
Sora: Wow, today was like….so special. I think Natasha was right about you, Tats.
Tatiana (blushes): Did you call me Tats?
Natasha: Awwww! He already called you Tats. Ain't that sweet. It's happening so fast!
Riku: Don't be so mean, Tashie.
Natasha's eyes widened like a five year old and her mouth fell open.
Tatiana: Awwww! Look he's calling you Tashie! (EG: Enter teasing mode)
Sora: At least she isn't using Riku's pet name that Kairi uses.
Riku (mutters under his breath): Sora, shut up!
Natasha: What's his pet name?
Tatiana: I bet its something gay like Ri Ri?
Kairi: Oh mah god! How did ya know? (faces Tats and Tashie) So, y'all have powers?
Natasha: Wait, you're from the south now?
Kairi (speaking all proper like now): I don't know what you are talking about.
Natasha: What the…….
Sora: She has this disease where every 5 seconds she has a different accent but only sometimes
Tatiana: So, she's bipolar?
Sora: Sorta.
Tatiana: (scoots closer to Sora) Keep her away from me
Sora then turned beet red at the closeness of Tatiana.
Natasha: Awww. I told you, Riku. It's happening.
Riku: Yup. I can tell. (Wraps his arms around her waist)
Natasha also blushed deeply.
Kairi: Hey, where are you two sleeping?
Natasha: Riku's
Tatiana: WAKKA'S just playing Sora's.
Natasha: Wonder what it would be like at Wakka's?
Tatiana: Maybe he's my momma's weed supplier.
Sora: What?
Tatiana: Nothing, Sora (smiles)
The five continued watching the sunset. They talked about other worlds and how Kairi was from one of them and other uninteresting crap. Then, it was time to go. Riku pulled Sora aside and tossed Sora a Papou fruit.
Sora: What the?
Riku: You said you wanted one.
Sora: A Papou fruit
Riku: They say if two people eat it, their destiny's become intertwined. Come on, I know you want to try it out on a certain fairy girl. (Points to Tatiana who was talking to Natasha. Strangley, both of the girls were walking backwards).
Sora (blushes): What's that supposed to mean?
But Riku just laughed and walked away with Natasha. He put his arm around her but she modestly brushed off.
Sora then pocketed the Papou in his pocket and joins the others.
Thus ending the day the fairies meeting the other two retarded I mean ahem cool friends of Sora.
A/n: Ok, I know that chapter had lots of fluff but the next chapter won't, I promise. Also in this story, Sora DOES have a bit of a crush on Kairi but it's very small. He mostly likes her as a friend. Besides, she's has Wakka. Oh c'mon! Don't look at me like that! Tidus and Selphie have each other! Wakka needs some lovin too. He ain't chop liver, you know.
