Wow! I got 5 reviews on just the first chapterr! Everyone luvs me so much and wants me to keep writing! Well, a couple people were a little bit mean but they never said to stop writing!

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Jacob was in the forest (cuz you know he's a werewolf, right?) and practicing his kung-fu moves.

A bat flew down and landed right next to a log that was next to a mushroom that was next to a cat that was next to Jacob.

The bat turned into Edward.

Jacob said, "Peace out, bro, but I think your RedBootton is showing"

Edwardpie said, "No, it's not."

Jacob said, "Look at that sparkle! Don't tell me that's not a RedBootton."

Edward said, "Okay, maybe it is a RedBootton, but I only use it in ways that are totally legitimate in accordance with the Comics Code of 1954, the Communications Decency Act of 1996, the Video Game Decency Act, Executive Order 13233, the Maryland State Board of Censors of 1916, the California Assembly Bills 1792 & 1793, The Comstock Act of 1873 and furthermore all uses of the word 'hell' have been replaced by ducks."

Jacob said, "What the motherducking duck are you talking about?"

Edward said, "Salads, apparently."

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Okay, there is a puzzle cryptogram included in the words.

Also, people told me to not to review them any longer, so I will respect everyone's wishes and no more reviews from me, okay?

I love everyone in the whole world!