Chapter 2
AN: Sup fools. Bringin out another chaper of epic shit for you as badass comander Shepard goes after the just as bad ass Garius whos the turian with the golden gun. I might have just writed this just so I could have a mofo like garius as aepic villian. but to be fair all the real mass effect badies are just a bunch of butches (AN: you know Im right. those fuckers all have armies but they keep gettin thier pussy ass fucked by the normanday. none of them deserve to be bond villians. they just arn't bad ass enough.)
Comander shepard sat down in bar on the edges of the citadel. It was a dive that had almost nude asari dancin and realy cheap booze. He wouldnt have come here eccept may be for the asari (am i right lol) but he had more serous things he needed to do like find where the turian with the golden gun as. so he came here cuz he knew one of his agent bros had come here once and got his ass caped. but that was okey beacuse shepard was just lookin for a witness who was the guys honey at the time. he had a name and that name was connected to the hot peice of ass belly dancin right in front of him.
and what made it more interstin was her belly button keeped sparklin gold when she twirked.
when she was done he followed her. to her dressin room.
What the fuck are you doin in here. She said annoyed.
"I am lookin for a friend of mine and some one said you knew him. his name was 00N5 and he was a secret agant." Said Shepard all profesonaly.
"You know 00N5?" Said the dancer all surprised
"Yeah. we were bros." Said Shepard smilin.
"Well then you are fucked boy cuz hes dead." Said the dancer sadly.
Shaperd put on his surprised face and gasped out loud.
"You are kiddin me!" He said.
"no am not I was there. some one caped him while we were bonin ad he died in my boobs. it was so sad."
"Wait." Said shepard pretnedin to think. "no one found a bullet when they took the body."
"yeah thats cuz I took it before the citadel police got here. now I keep it with me always to remember him by." Said the dancer
your shittin me." Said shepard.
"Am too." Said the dancer.
"I don't see it and there is not alot of I can't see since you are almost nude." Said shepard with fake serousness.
"It is in my belly button." Said the dancer proudly.
"What? That thing? Bitch you trippin, that looks like its solid gold!" Said Shepard playin his role.
"Cool huh? The bullet was made out of gold and now it helps me look sexy." said the dancer sexyly.
" I still dont belive you girl. may be ... yeah can I look at it girl? I gots to see this with my own eyes." Said Shepard.
"Sure." so shepard got down on his knees and got real close to her bell ybutton, so close that his eyeball all most went in her belly button.
"Damn." He said lookin up.
"Its the real shit boy." She said smilin.
but then she stopped smilin when some one broke open the door and two pissed off dudes walked in. they were the muscle of the guy who owned the bar and he sent them in beacuse he thought that shepard was some groupie who wanted to bang and he was a super jealos person.
The dancer o mouthed in surprise and pulled shepard to her but since he was on his knees that meant he got a face full of belly instead of boobs. he was about to run out of air when one of the baddies pulled him away and punched his jaw. this made him swallow some thing he shouldnt and he started to choke and turn purple. but then the other guy swung a chair in his stomuch and he coffed it up. the golden bullet flew out of his mouth and hit one of them in the eye and shepard caught it as he gave the fucker a right hook. then he ducked and put it back in his pocket as he head butted the other guy and judo throwed him in to the closet.
by them the dancer noticed that her belly button bullet was gone and shepard left realy quickly.
Now he had a lead to find the turian with the golden gun. all he had to do was find who made the bullet and then he every thing he needed.
AN: How can shepar find who made the bullet? Short answer is beacuse he is a bad ass thats why. peace!
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