~'~'~'~...An Unobservant Saruman = BOOM...~'~'~'~

Grima Wormtongue and Saruman are in the tower of Isengard, having a lovely little conversation about blowing up Helm's Deep.

"How can fire undo stone?" says Grima, idiotically leaning closer to the black powder with his candle tipping towards it...

BOOM.

~Fin~

A/N: My brother approves.