Teams RWBY and JNPR walked the halls of Beacon, clad in their school uniforms. Much to their delight/disdain/indifference, they were excused from their classes in order answer Ozpin's call.

"So," Yang began, breaking the silence, "What do ya guys think this is about?"

"Oh, maybe it's a super secret mission that Ozpin can only trust to us!" Dreamt Ruby, ever the optimist.

"It could be about the incident at that cargo bay. Ozpin never did question us about it." Blake suggested.

"But then why would he ask us to come too?" Jaune questioned.

"Maybe it has something to do with that incident." Ren pondered.

At that point, the group reached the elevator and began to pile inside.

"That still doesn't quite explain why we're needed." Jaune pointed out.

"Well look at it like this-" the elevator doors closed, cutting off Ren mid sentence.

Ozpin and I stood in his office, waiting for my apparent tour guides to enter. Glynda had left earlier to go teach her class.

"...They are taking a much longer time than anticipated."

Ruby probably pressed all the buttons. "It's no big deal, I'm a patient guy."

It also gave me time to make sure I looked presentable. Don't want to look like a complete slob in front of some of my favorite characters now do I. I took the time to give myself a once over I the reflection of the large window. Rectangular, thick-rimmed, brown glasses: check, favorite blue sweatshirt: check, clean blue jeans: check, black slip-on shoes: checkaroony. I also made sure to check my pockets for my phone, wallet, charger, and notebook. All good.

I jumped a bit at the sound of the elevator reaching its destination, and turned to see my idols turned escort pile out of the elevator.

"...And that's why Ozpin would call us up here if it were about the cargo bay incident." Ren finished.

"Wow," Jaune was gaping at him.

"I know, nice theory right?"

"No, I've just, never heard you talk for that long. Like ever."

"Oh."

"Sorry were so late professor," Weiss apologized, she turned and gave Ruby a glare, "someone decided to push all the buttons on the elevator."

"Sorry." Ruby bowed.

Called it.

"Don't worry Miss Rose, this is not an urgent matter." He stopped, taking a sip of his coffee, "I have a request for you all.", he turned to me, "This is Andrew. He'll be a guest here at Beacon for some time and I would like for you all to give him a tour."

They all turned to look at me, giving me a once over. I waved, trying (and failing) to keep a straight face.

"What's so special about fatso here?" Yang said, voicing everyone's thoughts.

I frowned at her, "Because I-" I started before Ozpin cut me off,

"Because he is a diplomat from a far off land and wished visit Beacon."

They all gave him a sceptical look.

"Yes, I understand why you would question that, but it's the truth. Now, if you would," Ozpin motioned towards the elevator, "Please, give him a tour of the campus. Once you are finished bring him to the guest dorms." He handed me a key with a tag that read "01-26" on it.

"Ok Professor Ozpin!" Ruby confirmed, determination in her voice, "We won't let you down."

I couldn't help but smile at her. Her enthusiasm was infectious. The teams turned to leave, some exasperated others indifferent, and I went to follow before being pulled aside by Ozpin

"Now I understand that you probably don't want to keep it a secret," he began, "but try to at least find the right time and place to do it."

I gave him a slow nodded and walked off towards the elevator. I was somehow able to fine with the other eight as the doors closed.

"So who are you really?" Asked Blake unexpectedly.

I sighed, turning around in the small space I had to face the other inhabitants of the elevator. "It's a long story." I leaned over and hit all the floor buttons on the elevator. "Good thing we have time."

Ping

The elevator doors opened and I stepped out, confidently. Leaving behind the eight face of pure shock and disbelief.

As soon as they recovered, they ran up to me and began prodding me with questions. Well Ruby and Nora did anyway.

Honestly, they were too many in count and frequency for me to remember. And that's not just an excuse for me to be a lazy writer. Nope not at all.

After the two of them calmed down, and after I had promised to answer any questions they had later, I was given the full tour. From the classrooms to the dorms to the mess hall, Beacon was just as awesome as I imagined. By the time it was over classes for the day had ended and the group wanted to change into something more comfortable. I, of course, complied taking a seat on a bench outside their form building. It took all of two minutes before Ruby returned and took a seat next to me.

"Wow, guess running isn't the only thing you're fast at." Smooth dude.

She gave me a big grin despite my cheesy line "Nope."

"I'm guessing you got a few questions for me?"

"Yep."

"Go ahead then."

"Ok, so do you guys have cool transforming weapons and stuff in your universe or..."