Ana pov
"Sheldon this is a playroom, it's where adults who like to have extra spice in their love lives and i would like to show you somethings so you can try them with Amy"
"Let me get this straight you want me to use this stuff on Amy what is wrong with you people do I need to call your parents and tell them your into some voodoo coitus.
Amy and I have coitus twice a year and we are very satisfied with that."
"Actually Sheldon, That is the reason I brought you all the way to Seattle today, Because Amy isn't satisfied she wrote a whole book on you and she loves you very much but come on man she has needs she was you to bend her over and spank her and then fuck her hard and rough from behind can you handle that?"
"I can't hear this madness anymore this is absurd and crazy my Amy is innocent and she can not be subjected to this kind of catastropje I need to consult someone about all this. Question is who To call Leonard's mom no I don't think she'd approve of this kind of madness, RahJ, no I better not he can't keep a girl. There is Stuart no he is a disaster with woman. Howard nah he's married with A baby. bazinga I got it I'll call penny she's the man in the relationship with my friend Leonard he such a pansy when it comes to her she walked into the apartment across the hall and he has not stopped since you'd think she was to good for him and she is but he has away of wearing you down so she married him"
"Here Sheldon use my phone call Leonard before we bring Amy and Christian in here"
"Ring ring"
"Hello"
"Leonard it is I Sheldon"
"What do you want sheldon?"
"I'd like to speak to penny please"
Here it's for you
"Sheldon what's wrong why you calling from A random number are you finally leaving the country"
"You wish but no I have a problem and your the only one I know with enough experience in this department to be able to answer me"
" sure what is it"
"I won't mention names but I met some people and they like to have sex special sex if you know what I mean the devils sex"
"What do you mean the devils sex what is the devils sex?"
"With toys and equipment and extra stuff that I can't mention because it is just weird they have a special room for their extra sex"
"Oh ok so they explore bdsm"
"B d what"
"Bdsm Sheldon it's an alternative lifestyle if practiced the right way it's very safe and consensual"
"I am telling Leonard on you that you know This stuff"
"He knows we do certain aspects of it. But sheldon you didn't call me to talk about Leonard and I so tell me what is it that is bothering you?"
"Amy wants to do some of this kinky stuff I though we were happy with twice a year why do woman always want to change things I am a physicst not a psychologist I can't figure you people out"
"Explore your kinky side Sheldon, let it out and enjoy it for all you know a little more sex may just remove the stick from your ass and make us all much happier take one for the team."
"Well thanks for nothing"
"So what did she say?"
"She said to take one for the team whatever that means"
"Okay Sheldon are you going to be ok do you want to do this?"
"If this is what Amy wants I will try it"
"Okay good I'm going to bring them in now"
"Christian can you come here please and bring Amy with you"
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Christian pov:
"You convince him to try this"
"Yupp you got the new toys I asked you to buy for them"
" I did and I can't believe this is happening and that pretty little head of yours came up with this idea and thought that it was a good one and I agreed to help you"
"That's because I Bribed you with sex even though after this I'm not sure I'll ever want to have sex again with these images in my brain."
" I will fuck the images right out of your head if you even try to withhold from me I need you always"
"Alright let's start this process"
I'm watching Ana work with these two I can't believe she thinks this will work who would of thought my innocent virginal wife would of turned into some kind of kinky sex therapist for to smart for their own good nerds. But that's my Ana can persuade anyone into doing anything...
Ana pov:
"Okay these are called Ben wa balls.
"Thought you were teaching us different coitus stuff not to play with silver balls"
" Sheldon these are for pleasure what you do is have Amy sucks on them to lubricate them and then you will insert them into her vagina and then have her walk around with them inside her for a little while then you will bend her over and give her an erotic spanking where the balls will push up inside her and cause her so much pleasure."
"I don't know where those balls have been and why would I spank her she didn't do anything wrong and she is not a child that needs to be punished you people are crazy I need to call your parents, to tell them what kind of crazy quaitus you people are into"
"Relax Sheldon this is a good thing"
Christian will show you how to insert them with a diagram as you know all about that stuff will explain it to you In terms you will understand it will make Amyvery happy and you want satisfy her don't you she deserves a reward after all she fell in love with you that's says so much about who she is."
"That's true she is lucky to have me. That was sarcasm wasn't it I'm still not good at getting that"
A/n
Sorry guys it isn't edited don't have a beta and I wanted to get it posted I've made you wait along enough. I'm not a writer I just write for fun and this story is fun to write it's different and humours thanks for the support you guys are amazing... K.
