Thx for reading, guyz! I like, really really like that you peeps are reading my story thx for that so anywayz I dont own Sharlock if I did the show would be waaay better but I don't. *crys a lot * So the story is only gon get better from here. I dedicate this chapter to Edward from twilight cuz OMG U SO SEXYYYYY HAVE MY BABYS! If Edward read this I would die. Like rly.

A week later Jon told errybody at Scotland yard that he was pregnant and errybody was omgsohappy except for Anderson who is dead and Donovan who cry over Andersons death. But shes a bish so who cares.

So anyway then Jon went home to 221b and he and Snorebox made out and stuff and then he went to make breakfast even tho it was evening cuz hes a rebel like that. He was making Ornge juice and pancakes and stuff and then he screamed 'Oh no the babys coming!' because the baby was coming so Hobnock was like 'our babyyy omg ill call a doctor'

so he called a doctor and Nick Cage appeared and Snorlax stared at him and went 'you're a doctor, Nick Cage?' and Nick Cage said 'Its one of my hobbies now wheres the baby' and then he walked over to Jon and used his satanic powers to extract the baby and then he flew away cuz his hair is a bird.

Snapcracklepop and Jon stared at there baby for a long time and the babys name is Haymitch. (If u don't kno that read the frist chapter again cuz you should remember that) 'I cant believe its ours' said Smeagol.

'AKTUALLY HE'S MIINE ROFLMAO.' Moriarty burst through the window of 221b on the flying motorthing from Hary Pottar. (U kno, the one Hargid rides) 'WHAAAT' Said Jon. 'I promise I didn't cheat on u, honeybunches!'

'I kno u didnt, Jon.' Said Scablip. 'I promised Mariorty that id give him my firstborn son' 'WHY WOULD U DO THAT SMEARCOP' Screameded Jon.

'IM SRY JON I LOST AT POKER AND I WAS OUT OF MONEYS.' Sleepmask shouteded back.

'Welp I h8 to break up family moment lol jk' Sayed Mariorty 'But I gotta go brb jk bye 5evar.' & he scooped up Haymitch and vroomed off in his motorbike.

'NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1!' Scremed Jon. 'Don't worry Jon well get Haymitch back.' Said Sunblock. 'And how we gon do that!?' Asked Jon. Sealsnot Smild. 'I kno where he is. Hes on the moon.' So they took a cab to NASA. I don't care that u cant really drive to Nasa from London in a cab, since NASA is in Arizona or something. They just did.

'WOW WE IN ARIZONA' Said Jon. Tey paid their cabby and he drived away and Jon and Smoothtoe started looking for nasa.

'Escuse me where is nasa' Jon asked somebody. 'that way' thay said. Jon smiled and said 'OK thx.' And Jon and Shatclock went to nasa. Then they stole a rocket and flew off. 'Hey that's our rocket' said an astronaut. (hehe. Ass.) 'ITS FOR OUR BABYYYYYYYY' Screamed Smirnoff. 'OK well that's OK then.' Said the Asstronaut and they flew away.

They landed on the moon like five minutes l8r & then started looking around for Mariortys base. Then they found it but there was a password to unlock the door. 'Hold up there Jon I think I have a guess at wat it is.' Snuffcoke then typed in SCALPOCKISASEXYDOUCHEBAGXDLOL and the door opend and they walked in.

WHATS GONNA HAPPEN DUN DUN DUUUN FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER. Wat do yuo think plz comment I workd hard on this thx! :D