AUTHOR'S NOTE: I decided not to post any bonus content, for I might get sued or something. Sorry. I'm just glad that I don't have to be in school until 10:30, since sophmores are testing. Thanks, graduation tests! Anyway, here's chapter 2.
Chapter 2
Freak Out!
Previously on Super Smash Brothers Cartoon Network:
Mario and Kirby had a fight against Cartoon Network's three amigos, Ed, Double D, and Eddy. After the fight, the five fighters, with the help of Peach, Zelda, Nazz, Princess Bubblegum, Heather, Lindsay, and Beth, battled Primids and Spaaks, which invaded the stadium. Mario and the Eds were hit by a giant cannonball, sending them flying high into the sky, leaving Kirby to battle Petey Piranha and saving the females. Chad, Wario, and Chef, after Kirby's battle, appeared out of nowhwere and turned Nazz, Bubblegum, and Peach into trophies with a blast from a big weapon. They took the trophies and left Kirby, Heather, Beth, and Lindsay at the stadium while a bomb was about to go off. Luckilly, Kirby and the remaining females flew away on a Warp Star, the same star that Kirby used in his games. We now return to find Pit, Sarah, and Jimmy being shocked by what has happened at the end of the last chapter.
Pit, shocked, walked backwards to figure if what he saw was not his imagination. Sarah, in fear, asked Jimmy, "WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?"
"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO," asked Jimmy.
Sarah, running in circles, said, "Oh man, oh man, oh man oh man ohmanohmanOHMAN! MOM'S GONNA KILL ME IF SHE FINDS OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER!"
Pit turned to the kids and said, "It's all gonna be okay!"
Jimmy said in dispare, "How? Did you see what happened to those guys? Mario and the Eds have disappeared, Peach, Nazz, and Princess Bubblegum have been kidnapped by three creepy guys, and the stadium's being destroyed by some sort of black hole! It's no use!"
Sarah and Jimmy hang their heads in defeat, but then a light shone the room, revealing Palutena. The three walked over to Palutena and bowed, showing their loyalty to her.
Palutena took out her hand and gave each of the three a twin sword then gave Sarah and Jimmy wings, just like Pit's. Palutena said to the three, "Please go and prevent the evil that has caused all this. I believe in you!" The three nodded in agreement and ran toward the exit. They opened the door to reveal that they were above the clouds and are in the big blue sky.
Sarah asked Pit, "Uh, how do we use these wings?"
"Trust me," said Pit, who just leaned over and started falling. Sarah and Jimmy looked down to find Pit, who is still falling. The kids grabbed each other's hands and did just what Pit has done.
As they fell with their eyes shut, Sarah screamed in fear while Jimmy said in terror, "Everyone stay calm! Don't panic!"
As they opened their eyes, they noticed that they were flying, with Pit 10 feet next to Jimmy. Sarah, happy, said, "We're flying! We're really flying!"
Thanks to being distracted, Sarah and Jimmy have hit something. Or someONE. The kids fell to a floating piece of ground and made a crash landing. Pit, curious of what has happened, flew over to the crash site and asked, "Sarah, Jimmy, are you two okay?" Sarah got up and noticed that a trophy was in front of her, which could have been the trophy that caused the crash landing.
Sarah, face red in anger, attacked the trophy in revenge.
Sarah calmed down to notice that she was attacking the trophy that is Mario. She said, "Holy smokes! It's Mario!"
"I found the Eds, guys," replied Jimmy. Sarah and Pit looked beside Mario's trophy to find the trophy of the Eds.
Pit ran to the trophy of the Eds, but a Primid jumped in front of Pit, stopping him in his tracks. Pit felt wind blowing at his back, so he turned to find the flying ship from the stadium spreading more of the purple sludge. As the sludge fell down to our heroes, Jimmy, who was cowarding the most, and Sarah ran to Pit while Jimmy yelled in fear, "CREEPY CRAWLIES EVERYWHERE! CREEPY CRAWLIES EVERYWHERE!" As Jimmy shakilly took out his twin sword, Sarah jumped up high in the air and took out her own twin sword.
Jimmy noticed that Sarah flew above and behind him to attack a Primid that was about to cut Jimmy in the back. Jimmy raised his twin sword up high and started attacking Primids as well. Primids jumped out of nowhere from the left, from the right, from behind, from the front, from above, and from under. A crowd of Primids charged towards Pit with guns, blasting them rapidly. Pit swooped right towards them and cut their heads off while flying through the crowd. The purple sludge that formed these monsters leaked from the carcasses of the decapitated freaks that were once Primids.
As Sarah flew high above to defeat any incoming Spaaks, she heard screaming coming from higher above. She flew up and found Jimmy being taken by a dozen of Spaaks. The Spaaks dropped Jimmy and the puffy gang charged towards Sarah, ready to electricute her. Sarah, spinning her twin sword, blew the Spaaks into dust. As Jimmy fell to his doom, Pit flew in and grabbed him, saving his life. Jimmy, eyes bug-eyed and watery, asked Pit in awe, "Will you be my Guardian Angel?"
"LOOK OUT," shouted Sarah from above. Sarah shot an arrow at a giant Primid that was about to crush the two. The arrow went right into the Primid's...
Hand!
What? Were you expecting a Skyrim joke? I'm sorry, but the "arrow to the knee" joke is kinda overused.
The giant Primid screamed in pain and sludge fell from its hand as it started walking off the platform. Our heroes looked around to find any other enemies around. Our heroes shrugged and walked over to the trophies of Mario and the Eds, but found a third trophy. This trophy was of a man with sky blue skin, black electric-looking hair with a white mark on it, wore white gloves, and is in a red jumpsuit with a yellow letter on it. The thing that hit Sarah and Jimmy in the air must of been this person, since a broken jetpack is sitting next to the trophy.
Pit, confused, asked, "Where did this guy even COME from?"
"It's best not to ask questions until we turn this guy back to normal," replied Jimmy, reaching for the base of the trophy. As Jimmy touched the trophy, it glowed and turned into the wacky-looking person I described. The man from the trophy jumped right in front of you, the reader, in an extreme close-up and excitedly exclaimed, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
FREAKAZOID
Freakazoid walked over to our heroes and asked, "How are you guys? It's me, Freakazoid! Don't you remember me?"
"Who the heck ARE you," Sarah exclaimed in confusion.
"Freakazoid," he replied.
Our heroes are baffled.
Freakazoid said, "A famous superhero?"
Our heroes are still baffled.
"I had a show a bunch of years ago?"
STILL baffled. It was so quiet and awkward, you can hear the birds chirping in the background.
"I was on the same channel as the Eds over there! Why don't I check on them." The blue and red hero walked over to the trophies and touched the bases, releasing the four from trophy form. Mario got up and adjusted his cap back to its original position. He then remembered how he got here.
FLASHBACK
Mario ran to the bomb, then Double D ran towards the bomb, shouting out to Mario, "Come back! You don't want to risk your life!"
Ed ran towards the bomb, saying, "Follow the leader!"
Eddy, angry, said, "Ed, this isn't the time for games!" As Mario ran towards the bomb, he heard a noise and stopped, causing the Eds to stop next to him.
Eddy said to Ed and Double D, "Just because someone's running, we don't have to do the same thi-" Eddy stopped because he, Ed, Double D, and Mario saw a giant cannonball.
The cannonball hit the four, causing them to fly high into the sky.
END FLASHBACK
Mario looked around him and asked Freakazoid, "Thanks for the help, but, aren't you Freakazoid?"
"I KNEW SOMEBODY STILL REMEMBERS ME," Freakazoid exclaimed in joy.
The Eds stood up and looked around as well. Ed saw Mario and asked, "Mario? Is it really you?" Ed walked over to the red plumber and stared at him.
Ed pulled Mario's nose, then let go, causing Mario to yipe in pain and asked Ed in anger, "ED, WHY DID YOU EVEN DO THAT?!"
"Can't we all just get along," asked Jimmy. Ed, excited, ran to Jimmy and asked in joy, "JIMMY! YOU HAVE WINGS! LET ME WEAR THEM!" Ed tried to yank the wings off of the now crying Jimmy, but the wings won't come off and Jimmy is being hurt by this.
Sarah punched Ed into the ground and yelled, "ED, LEAVE JIMMY ALONE!" "BABY SISTER," Ed exclaimed in joy, "YOU HAVE WINGS, TOO? HOW DO YOU GET THEM?"
Pit giggled and said in a happy grin, "What a family reunion!" He walked over to the revived heroes and said, "You must be the Eds. Sarah has told me about you three!"
Double D asked, "That was nice of her! What did she say?"
"Well, she called you dumb, idiotic, greedy, troublesome, and, apparently, dorks."
"Yeah, Kevin calls us that last name alot," replied Eddy, looking at Sarah in anger. Sarah stuck her tongue out and gave Eddy a big raspberry (not the fruit).
Mario asked Sarah, "You're Sarah?"
"And you're the famous Super Mario," replied Sarah.
And my name is Jimmy," Jimmy said to Mario.
"And I drew Rolf about to be eaten by a four-legged mutant bus driver," said Ed, for no apparent reason.
Everyone stared at Ed in confusion, then Eddy asked, "Why is Sean writing this?"
Before everyone continued talking, they saw the ship flying above them and heading off in front of them. "THAT'S THE SHIP FROM THE STADIUM," shouted Mario.
Freakazoid grabbed the jetpack, put it on, and said, "Well, it was nice meeting you guys, but I have to stop that ship! See ya!" Freakazoid was only able to fly five feet into the air before falling back to the ground. He looked at the jetpack and noticed that the gas tank was broken and empty. He looked at the gang and asked, "May I join you guys?"
"The more, the merrier," replied Double D. Pit said, "We will need all the help we can get in order to stop whoever is causing the raining sludge." Our extended group of heroes ran to the direction of where the ship is heading.
Meanwhile, in the air, Kirby, Heather, Beth, Lindsay, and Zelda were flying to wherever Kirby's star took them. Heather is just shouting, "CAN'T THIS THING GO ANY SLOWER?!"
"TO TELL THE TRUTH," Kirby shouted back, "I CAN ONLY CONTROL THE DIRECTION!" Kirby then saw the ship flying towards them.
Zelda asked, "What is that?"
"YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP," replied Beth, "WE ARE AT A VERY HIGH SPEED! WE CAN ONLY SHOUT UNTIL WE LAND SOMEWHERE!"
"I SAID I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THAT THING IS!"
"WHAT THING?"
"THE THING IN FRONT OF US!"
Everyone looked at the ship and Kirby replied, "THAT SHIP BELONGS TO ONE OF MY ENEMIES!"
Zelda asked, "ENEMIES?"
"LONG STORY," replied Kirby.
"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING," shouted Lindsay. Before anyone gave her an answer, as if they WERE going to answer, the Warp Star crashed into the ship, causing the five heroes to fall onto the ship with a rough landing. Kirby got up and asked the girls, "Is anyone okay?"
"We're okay," said Zelda, "But you should ask that SMALLER vehicle!" Before anyone can react, the vehicle Zelda saw flew past them, burning and smoking. The speed of the falling ship was so powerful, the five heroes were blown off the ship and started falling. Kirby grabbed the girls and inhaled enough air for them to just gently float into a dry, rocky mountain range. As they landed, Heather let go and felt something small crawling onto her. She looked down and saw Mites, little red, green, and yellow stick figure people with faces.
Heather asked in confusion and fright, "Uh, what are these things?"
Lindsay said, "Aww, they're so cute! I want to take them home and play with them all day!"
"They're in my hair," replied Heather, scared.
"They don't seem that dangerous," said Kirby.
Heather, with Mites rummaging through her clothes, hair, and body, shouted in fear, "GET THESE THINGS OFF OF ME!" Kirby sighed, took out his mallet, and said, "If you say so." Kirby whacked the Mites off of Heather, but also hurting Heather. As Heather crushed one of the Mites with her foot, everyone heard something rumbling.
Felt something rumbling.
The ground is shaking for some reason. Our heroes looked high into the mountains and saw a hot air balloon, the balloon looking like a head of a cat with a coin on its forehead. Our heroes can't see who exactly is in the basket, but they know that somebody unfamiliar to them was in there. A female voice, definitely from the basket, shouted, "HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND THOSE POKEMON NOW?"
A male voice responded, "IT WAS NOT MY FAULT! THE CLOUDS WERE THICK!"
"THE SAME CLOUDS THAT YOU HAPPEN TO FLY INTO," responded the female voice.
"THEY JUST APPEARED RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!"
"THANKS TO YOU, WE'RE LOST IN A BUNCH OF MOUNTAINS!"
The shouting from the two voices in the hot air balloon is causing giant boulders to roll down towards our heroes, making them run away.
A third voice, probably from a shorter male, shouted, "GUYS! IF WE COULD JUST STOP SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER, WE COULD FIND THAT KID AND THOSE PURPLE AND BLUE POKEMON!"
To be continued...
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Freakazoid - Freakazoid
He WAS on Cartoon Network. He was animated by the same people who animated "Animaniacs" and "Pinky and the Brain."
