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The spartans were all eating in the cafeteria. Today was bean burito day! Freds favorite!

"I love todays meal!" Fred said with a mouthful of beans and tortillas. His food was spraying at the other spartans as he talked.

"Eat with you're mouth closed you pig!" Kelly said as she looked at him in disgust.

"But it's just so good!" this time big chunks went flying out of his mouth and onto the table.

"You're going to regret eating so many burito's Fred." Will said while looking at his tray loosing all of his appetite.

"Are you going to eat those?" Fred asked while looking at his fellow spartans. Will, Kelly, John, and Linda looked at each other and pushed their trays towards Fred. He smiled at them revealing bean covered teeth.

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So, at the moment our good spartans are practicing in the middle of the woods practicing in their MJOLNIR armor. Fred was about to jump out of a tree and land on Kelly when something happened. He breathed in deeply through his nose. I mean REALLY deeply. He stopped and fell out of the tree one of his hands going to his throat and the other one going up in the air.

Kelly told the others over the COM that something was wrong with Fred. The other spartans came as quick as they could. When they got there Fred said something.

"Air! Need...air!...Help!" Fred said while gasping. John stood over them and opened Fred's visor. They all saw Fred's face fill with relief as he breathed in fresh air.

"What's you're problem?" John asked confused.

"Umm. N-nothing! Ehehehe." Fred's cheeks began to turn pink.

"Awww! Is mister big bad Freddy-weddy embaressed?" Linda asked as if she were talking to a baby. Fred's checks turned a brighter pink this time. The others started to laugh at Fred.

"Let's just keep practicing!" Fred said as he put his visor down.

So, after a few hours later the same thing happened. Except this time no one did anyhting until Fred Stopped moving. Will took his own helmet off and then took Fred's off. When he did his nostrils widened and he got tears in his eyes. He turned a sickly green and jumped back from Fred while plugging his nose.

"Oh dear God! For the love of mercy that smells so bad!" Will said and looked at Fred as if he were some sort of giant machine of destruction.

"What's wrong?" Kelly asked concerned. She was about to take her helmet off too, but Will stopped her. He shook his head franticaly as if a gas bomb just went off.

"Trust me on this one Kelly. You DON't want to do that." Will said as he put his helmet on. He breathed in deeply as if the air was sweet honey.

"Is it that bad?" John asked.

"I told that dumb fucker that he would regret eating so many buritos!" Will said. When he sad that it clicked to the other spartans. They all began laughing and left poor Fred there to wake up all alone.

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So, here's the second chapter. I hope you like it! And remember REVIEW!!!! There was probably many typos, but oh well. I except any reviews. Flames, randomness. The whole lot!.

-Grey