DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight nor those character. I also do not own Mythbuster or those characters. I do, however, own Jackson McReid.
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At the Cullens' house, Emmett and Jasper were watching their favorite TV show. Mythbusters. 'I love this show' Emmett thought. 'How cool would it be if they decided to find out if vampires we're real and ended up coming here?'
"That would be very bad Emmett," Edward replied as he walked down the stairs from his room heading to Bella's for the night. Why is Emmett always clueless to the consequences of things? Does he ever think ahead?
'Why?' Apparently not.
"Because the Volturi would most likely find out that we told the whole world that vampires exist, and they would be here within the hour to destroy us all." Duh.
'Oh. Oops.'
"What do you mean oops?!"
"Well, I kind of e-mailed them about, Oh, I don't know, 1,200 times, asking them to try and prove that vampires are real."
"Tell me that's just a sick, twisted joke Emmett," Edward responded unusually coolly given the circumstances, even though on the inside he was sweating. What would happen to Bella through all of this?
"Well…uhmmm…I wish..." Emmett was cut off by Alice's shrieking.
"EMMETT!! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T START WHAT I JUST SAW YOU START!" She was mad. That was understatement. She flew down the stairs, almost literally, and came to a stop right in front of Emmett. Rosalie followed behind unnoticed.
"Uhmmm…that depends…did it have anything to do with Mythbusters?" was Emmett's nervous reply.
"Great Emmett. That's really GREAT!! Do you ever think?" Alice flailed her arms and began pacing back and forth, seething with anger. She can be pretty scary when she wants to be. Nobody ever said pixies were always friendly.
"Well I guess not, if everybody always calls me stupid!" Emmett roared. Suddenly everyone was calm. Jasper had just interfered, realizing that his family needed him more than he needed to watch TV.
"You know, I wonder if Carlisle heard you all the way from the hospital, and Esme is trying to ignore you, just so you know; she's hoping the same thing as Edward."
'Why does everyone always assume the worst?' Emmett had resigned to speaking only in his thoughts again.
"Because, Emmett, in a house full of vampires, the worst is what usually happens."
"Wait, what did he say?" Alice is always curious.
"He asked why everyone always assumes the worst."
"Oh, well, then yes, that was the proper answer."
"Why don't you show me your vision, and then we can figure out what we need to do." Everyone seemed to agree so Alice showed Edward. In the vision, all of the Cullens were there along with some rather strange humans with video cameras. Edward took them to be the crew of Mythbusters. The guy with thinning red hair and the bald one were questioning the vampires on every aspect of their life. Somehow those men had forced the Cullens to tell the truth rather than deny everything. This did not look good for them. Then the scene changed and everyone, including Bella, was in the living room watching TV. Mythbusters came on, finally announcing that their Super Secret Special would be about vampires. The scene changed again and the Volturi were on their way to the Cullens' house. "NO! Belle is there! This can't happen! Did you manage to see how the television crew finds us?"
"No, I didn't, I'm sorry Edward we'll do everything we can to stop this from happening."
"What does it matter whether Bella is there or not? She's been a thorn in my side since you fell for her and honestly it's getting annoying." No one had noticed Rosalie leaning against the wall by the stairs. Edward made no attempt to stifle the growl that was coming from deep within his chest.
"Ok," Edward calmed himself down enough to speak clearly, "well for right now I just need to get to Bella's house. I'm already late." With that Edward started to leave.
"You know, Edward, If you'd just change Bella we wouldn't have to worry about it," Jasper added.
"I am not discussing this with anyone right now. I'm leaving. I'll see you in the morning before school."
"Why did Carlisle have to pick tonight to stay late at work? Maybe we should get Esme and tell her, and then she can tell Carlisle." Emmett suggested as he tried to slip away to Rosalie unnoticed. Unfortunately for him, his vampire family was much more observant than that.
"Oh no Emmett, you got us into this and you are going to tell Carlisle when he gets home, and then you will have to be the bait for any plan he comes up with." Alice was still pretty pissed.
