A/N: sorry that i took so long to update- i've been real busy, plus ive been focusing on writing my other fanfic (if you want to read it by all means go to my profile and click on 'Fire and Flame'- oh and do leave a review reviews=Love :) )
Disclamer: All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer- i do not own Twilight.
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"Alice, why are you reciting Shakespeare in French in your head for the hundredth time today?" Edward asked me.
Damn, was I being to obvious at hiding my thoughts from him?!
"I--err--"
"your hiding something from me aren't you Alice?" He was trying to get it out of me- that wasn't difficult to see.
Only two more minutes of ignoring his demand to get me to tell him what was going on, then Bella would be coming over.
Thank God.
So I went back to reciting in my mind, much to Edwards frustration, "Roméo, Roméo, pourquoi es-tu, Roméo?--"
"ALICE!!!"
"Shut up Edward, you will thank me" I replied in my thoughts, no forgetting to add a vision of me winking, which caused him to storm out of the house.
"What was his problem?" Jasper asked as he walked from the lounge, his eyes were a light honey, that seemed to blaze with light.
" I have no Idea" I replied sarcastically.
"Your up to something Alice, but you won't get me in your way- your happy and that's what matters", he finished with that heart melting smile and vanished before I had time to gather myself,
"Focus, Alice, focus" I muttered to myself,
Back to reciting.
My idea had to be kept a surprise.
"--Refuser de ton père, et de refuser ton nom…"
Bella POV
When I got to the Cullen house hold, Alice kept giving me strange looks- looks that I chose to ignore, as I was sure she was up to something- I even refused to give her eye contact, anything is possible with Alice, and I'm sure she was planning something involving me.
Well that want too difficult to guess- especially when Edward kept giving her burning looks, which clearly spelt 'don't even think about it'.
And Alice was having a ball- much to Edwards frustration.
Esme was going through wedding invites, so I went through to the immaculate, unused kitchen, (well mostly unused as both Edward and Esme had found a new hobby: cooking for me at every possible moment when I was hungry).
"Hey Esme!"
"Hey Bella, you want to see who I've got written down?"
"Uhuh, if that's ok with you?"
"ok!? Of course its Ok Bella! Its your wedding, not mine- come over here and we can decide together, if that would make you feel better?"" Oh! Thank you esme- I'm not sure if I am up to deciding on all the guests, yeah, sure we can decide together"
I smiled at Esme then, she saw my smile and returned a dazzling bright white smile in return. I was so happy that I was getting Esme as my mother-in-law- Mother-in-laws where often portrayed in books or movies as nasty pieces of work- I truly was blessed.
Just at that moment, Alice sauntered into the kitchen.
"Hey Bella"
"Mmmm" I was busy and focused at checking the list Esme had written out
Before I knew is the air around me changed and suddenly Alice was sat right beside me on the stool next to me, as I was sat with Esme on the Kitchen bar.
She leaned over and whispered into my ear, "we need to discuss Honeymoon outfits--"
"What!!?!" That had sidetracked me from what I was doing in an instant, " What do you mean Alice!?"
"Well" she chirped, "we need to go and find some item suitable for you to wear on your honeymoon"
"First off Alice I don't know where I am going on my honeymoon, so I think ill decide what I will take- I'm sure ill pack so I'm prepared for all conditions"
"Who said anything about you packing?"
I groaned, "you serious Alice?"
"Of course I am"
"Well I guess I kind of already guessed that", I mumbled.
"Does that mean you'll let me pack for you!?" she squealed, almost making me cover my ears as her squeal went through at least 2 octaves.
"Okay okay!" I laughed, "You can pack!"
"Yay!" She shouted, "Bella you will not regret this!"
"Don't speak too soon, I think I may be already" I added jokingly.
Alice POV
Yes finally, my plan looked like it was starting to take shape, internally I was screaming in delight, just one more question to ask…
"errm Bella?"
"Yes Alice?"
"What, you know? What size are you?"
"Alice you already know that! How many times have you taken me shopping!?"
"Too may to remember" I laughed
"Yeah but what. Size. Are. You???"
You know that Alice! What a minute are you calling me fat!?"
"No, no, no! of course I'm not Bella!"
"Good." she looked up from whatever she was doing with Esme and smiled at me, "I was worried for a minute there!"
"Hahaha" some nervous laugh that was, jeez Alice.
"common Bella! What-" look down to your chest Alice, that may 'inspire' her, " -Size-" possible push in the chest area? "-Are you!?"
"What was that Alice? Sorry I wasn't looking, or really listenening"
"Doesn't matter" way to go Alice, maybe next time I should be more straight forward.
I just caught a glimpse of me in a possible future going up to Bella and saying : "Hey Bella, what boob size are you?" all with a smile on my face- and Bella's face turning many different shades of pink and red from embarrassment- yeah, like I was going to be that straight forward.
"You sure Alice?" Bella continued.
"Yeah, pretty sure" I automatically answered back, forcing a fake smile
"Okay then, me and Edward are going now- oh and Esme--"
I left the kitchen as quickly as possible- I needed to figure out how I was going to approach this, back to thinking, and searching for a more realistic future.
A/N: so what did you think?
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Whats your ideal Honeymoon destination? (most popular will be posted with next chapter- as will mine) :)
