Kai:Whassuupp yo's :) got 2 reviews on the last chapter how sad T.T please review more more more! BUT AT LEAST SOMEONE REVIEWED AND GAVE ME SOME CONSTRUCTIVE FEEDBACK! :D

Tobi: I WILL!

Hidan: WTF, you're not real!

Tobi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH *cries anime tears

Hidan: FFS, shhut the fuck up.

Pein: We belong to Masashi Kishimoto, who once again, is a legend.

Hidan: LIKE ME FTW!

Kakuzu: Shuddup HIdan, im trying to count my money.

Tobi: OOOOOH KAKUZU SAID A SWEAR WORD!

Kakuzu: w-what? hidan swears so much and you flame me just for saying shut up? *cries anime tears.

Tobi: BABY! TRALALALALALLALLAAALALAL~!

Kai: And Kakuzu's the baby?

Tobi: Yes, where's mommy!

Kai; Yes, yes, yes everyone is pretty OOC in this, but i wish it had been this joyful in the Akatsuki T_T *cries anime tears.

everyone cries anime tears...

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Hato's PoV

I woke to the sunshine on my face, warming it a bit but not much. Mahi squirmed next to me and Kutsu muttered a swear word in her sleep. Mahi's long black hair was spread out around the bed, while Kutsu's was as wild as ever.

I sighed, standing up, careful not to wake Mahi and Kutsu (Kutsu would kill me).

Last night was crazy; Hidan and some crazy guy called Kakuzu tried to pull me into their room after Kutsu pissed Hidan off. Then Pein-sama came out and kinda gaped at me a bit, and then Deidara licked me with his crazy hand-mouth-things and then, then , then, this Tobi guy came out and acted really normal. So that was nice. Kinda, if you think acting like a 4 year old is normal.

Nice, though. Sasori left me alone. Which is good, until I thought maybe he thought I was unattractive or ugly? Hmph. I brushed my long white hair into a french plait and tied it with a black and red ribbon, then put my cloak on, covering my white singlet and black short-shorts (HA!)
Then, after putting some lipgloss on I stepped out, looking back at Kutsu and Mahi.

"Ohhhh, youu're a hottie aren't ya? You're not, you're not, hm, you're so-so, OOH WHAT A FAT FUCK." She mumbled in her sleep, probably rating guys in her twisted dreams. Typical.

I smiled wistfully. Then I stepped out of our dorm, shutting the door quietly.

"HEEEEEY HATO! WAS THAT YOUR NAME; HATO? HATI? HITO? SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT~!" yelled Hidan next to me. He blushed a little bit ( A/N: SO OOC BUT HE'S A CUUUUTIE~!) I jumped in the air, slapping his face reflectively.

Hidan put a hand to his cheek. "Ouch, you bitch! And I even made you pancakes! You're not getting any, now, ya slutty whore!" He yelled, rubbing it slightly, twisting his hand away from me, probably holding the pancakes. I smirked. "You don't talk much do you?" He asked again, stepping back and putting his hands above his face protectively.

I just looked back at him. "HEEEEY, what's that you're holding, un?" Came a voice behind me. Deidara walked up, stretching, still in his singlet and boxers, looking pretty as ever. I held out Jii-san's cage, my dove. Deidara inspected it, carefully playing with the hinge of the gate.

"Can I blow it up, yeah?" He asked hopefully, hugging the cage to his chest. "No." I said, pulling the cage back with my chakra strings. He pouted.
"You've got a pretty voice." Hidan said, jumping back into the conversation. "I said one word." I said, carefully.

"Ha! Now that's five! I, said, one, word, no." He said counting my words with his fingers. "Nn." I grunted, securing Jii-san back into her cage before Deidara could blow her up.

"Now that's six. One, word, no, said, I and nn! Wait, does 'Nn' count as a word? I guess it does." Hidan pondered to himself, tapping his chin.
"Ahh, fuck. I don't care, this isn't a fucking maths class, it's chemistry!" He says, waggling his eyebrows at me. Deidara snorted, "Like she'd be interested in you, with your lame pick up lines. She wants someone like me, un!" "Someone like you? You mean a bag of shit?" Hidan countered.

"Take that back you son of a bi-"

"SHUT UP, blondie and Hidan!" I said, raising my voice slightly. They looked at me. "HA! You're such a gay cunt you get called by your freakin' hair colour, you douche!" Hidan cackled, pointing a finger at Deidara. Deidara looked as if he wanted to kill Hidan. "Well, at least I get a nickname, not just a boring old name 'Hidan' un! She probably thinks I'm better than you, you violent murderer!" Hidan looked mad. Like, really mad. I ran a hand through my hair, loosening it from it's plait and tied the ribbon around my wrist.

"Says the person who blows people up!"
"It's my art, un."
"Well, killing people is my art!"
"Huh, yeah, painting the ground red, yeah!"
"STFU!"
"Why don't you?"

I sighed. This was going to be a long day.

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Kai: Short chapter, because someone said my chapter was too long T.T
Sasori: Why aren't I in this chapter?
Hidan: 'Cos you suck! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH~
Tobi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH~!
Deidara: Why are you laughing Tobi?
Tobi:... I don't know.

(awkward silence.)

Pein and Konan: READ AND REVIEW~!

EVERYONE: We love you!
Hidan: Except me, I wanna fucking kill youuuuu!