Noises

Disclaimer: So I've been told that CBS owns Criminal Minds.

Summary: This time Strauss is walking down the hall to see the BAU team listening in to hear Hotch and Emily and their noise.

Timeline: One week after chapter one

A/N: I absolutely loved this series, but I had them so riddled with errors that I've deleted them and will be re-posting them in a multi-chapter fic. It will be a eight shot.

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"Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding." Diane Arbus


Strauss was walking down the hallway that lead to the BAU when she heard people whispering.

"Are you sure they're not getting it on in there?" Garcia asked "Because that sounds just like it."

Strauss' eyebrow rose 'Someone's having sex on the FBI property?'

"Well that's what we thought the last time and we were wrong" JJ reminded them, "Remember?"

"But damn! These noises sound like they're getting busy." Morgan said.

Strauss marched over clearing her throat, the team looked over at her stunned and in shock.

Reid wouldn't meet her eyes, his cheeks going pink with embarrassment.

"What is going on here?" Strauss demanded.

"Oh God, Hotch!" Emily's voice said from the elevator "Push it in."

"I'm pushing. I'm pushing." Hotch said "Don't want it to get stuck, do you?"

All eyes on the outside of the elevator went wide with shock.

Strauss stuttered for breath staring at the elevator door in surprise.

"Would that be, Agents Prentiss and Hotchner?"

"Yes, ma'am." JJ said "They're stuck in the elevator."

"Stuck in the elevator?" Strauss replied lifting up a eyebrow "Doing what?"

"Each other." Garcia muttered and gasp when she realize she said that out loud.

"Excuse me?" Strauss replied "My agents are having sex in an elevator?"

"We don't know that for sure." Dave said "We had thought this once before, with you ordering them to clean the supply closet."

"And did they?" Strauss asked.

"Well..." Dave started.

"Oh God!" Emily said "Why is it so hot in here?"

Emily moaned out as the sound of banging against the elevator walls is heard.

"Damn it. Quit moving around" Hotch said "Hold still, I need to get this in."

The sound of the banging and moaning even made the woman, secretly known as the Ice Queen, cheeks redden.

'Is it possible?' Strauss thought 'Are they actually having sex?'

"God, hurry up." Emily said "I need this done now."

Hotch chuckled lightly "Anxious, are we?"

"Oh yeah?" Emily said "Well then how do you like this?"

The eavesdroppers heard a painful cry while Emily emitted a dark chuckle.

"Damn it, Emily" Hotch gasped "Trying to kill me?"

"If I was going to kill you, I'd use my hands." Emily smugly replied.


More moaning and a crash came out.

"When are they going to fix the elevators?" JJ whispered trying to tune out the moans of her friends.

"For a few hours." Strauss said.

"How long have they've been going at it?" Dave asked amazed at the sounds but embarrassed to hear this.

"Since the elevators went out." Reid said "For over 20 minutes."

Everyone's eyes went wide at that than the sounds that came out a groan and a sigh.

"Come on lift me up." Emily said. "Come on, use those muscles of yours."

Hotch groaned and said "Aah. Finally."

Emily laughed and said, "Alright your turn. Give me your hand."

"I'm not so sure about this." Hotch said "It's not safe."

"Trust me." Emily said "I will make this fun for you."

"Fun?" Hotch said grunted out "What's fun about this?"

"Uh..." Emily said "Me being in here?"

Hotch chuckled and said "Ok. On the count of three. 1, 2 and 3."

Everyone heard Hotch and Emily grunt out loudly and a sigh.

"Thank God." Emily said.

"Hey, I'm not heavy." Hotch said indignantly.

"Well trust me, your no feather." Emily said chuckling.

"God look at us." Emily said "These clothes will never look the same."

"Forget the clothes." Hotch said "Look at us, our muscles will take forever to recover from this."

"It will be worth it." Emily said moaned out.

"You ok?" Hotch asked "Are you hurt."

"No, I'm fine." Emily said "Let's keep going."

Strauss wished she could just walk away from hearing all this but she couldn't she was glued like everyone else.

Everyone heard some movement inside the elevator and Hotch and Emily's voice echoed through interrupting their own inner thoughts on the two.

"Ready to spread them apart?" Hotch said.

"Oh, you know I am." Emily said darkly.

Strauss face went white with shock, she looked over and saw Reid looked like he was going to pass out.


Morgan looked like he wanted to be anywhere else while Dave looked amused but embarrassed. The two women she could see happiness but looked like they didn't need to hear this.

"Ok." Hotch said "Ready? This has to be done right otherwise it will hurt."

"I can take it." Emily said "Just don't let it slam into me. Promise?"
"I promise. Ready?" Hotch said.

"Ready." Emily said "1, 2, and 3!"

Everyone was shocked when the elevator doors open and Hotch and Emily looked dirty, clothes messed up.

Hotch and Emily held on to the bottom of the elevator door ground.

"A little help here?" Emily moaned out.

Morgan and Dave bend over to help the two up.

"What were you two doing in there?" Strauss said "Making such obvious sexual sounds?"

Hotch and Emily looked over at Strauss in shock.

"Trying to get out of the elevator by climbing through the roof of it to open these doors." Hotch said "We know it wasn't the smart or safest move. But being trapped in there..."

"Was absolute hell." Emily said "We were roasting and couldn't breathe either."

Strauss took in the two's appearance and believed them. She knew that neither agent would act in an inappropriate manner. At least she hoped not where Emily was concerned.

"All right" Strauss hesitantly said "Why don't you two head on home for the rest of the day and relax."

Emily breath out a sigh of relief as Strauss left.

"You know..." Morgan said "It did sound like you two were going at it..."

"Oh my God" Emily groaned, rolling her eyes at the group.

"Not this again" Hotch said shooting everyone a glare "Why do you think whenever we're trapped together we're going at it like teenagers in heat?"

"Because it sounds like it?" Garcia cheerfully asked.

"Whatever." Emily said "Let's go. I want to wash this crap off of me."

The team watched Hotch and Emily walk off down the hallway taking the stairs not noticing the smirks they had on their faces.


Kevin Kelly said, "We are infected by our own misunderstandings of how our own minds work."


To Be Continued...

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