Chapter 2 Earth mostly
"Vegeta will you do me a favor and call the humans and alert them we'll be landing on their little planet in one month," Frieza ask me with a pleading smile I roll my eyes at him and head to the communications room of the ship. I turn on one of the monitors and put in the code to put me through to Earth a old man with lavenderish hair and glasses and a white lab suit pops on the screen he looks almost saiyan so that's what humans look like no wonder Frieza kept me on ship last time we were there.
"Hello who are you your not Frieza or Zarbon," the old man questions.
"I am Vegeta prince of the saiyan race and the late planet Vegeta-sei," I say to him as if this were obvious.
"Yes of course I am Dr. Briefs now what shall you need," the man ask me the fear that was in his voice when he started the conversation plainly less so.
"Frieza and his brother as well as his father will be landing in one month for reasons unknown to me I believe they were to check on how you were in this capsule project don't know why we've millions of good enough scientist to build something similar," I snarl at him just for the fun of it and to strike fear into him as is proper.
"I'm unsure as to why then but if the three shall be arriving I'll pepare for their arrival," says to me fear back in his voice.
"Now don't be rediculous the rest of the saiyan race and I shall be joining them," I say with a smirk.
"Really your entire race as well I'll make sure we've pleanty of food ready for snacks then," says to me.
"Good luck with that now I must get going it's father's day tomorrow and I've presents to finish for my father and grandfather they will be greatly surprised," I say cutting the communication humans very odd creatures. I walk towards Bardock's room where I'm hiding my father's day present currently he will never see it coming.
"Vegeta your late what took so long," Bardock ask me as I enter.
"Father had me tell the humans about arrival in one month," I say with a smirk.
"Sounds fun now help me get Frieza's name on the pedestal," Kakarot says gesturing to our wooden figurine of Frieza it's so life like it'll freak out Zarbon hopefully.
"I got the cookies done and packaged Vegeta now take them Kakarot and Raditz have been after them non stop," Fasha says walking out of the small kitchen area.
"Hey the clues are all in place," Turles says walking through the door.
"Excellent then most everything is ready for tomorrow," I say smirking.
"Nope everything I just finished with King Cold's iPod though I don't see why the old guy get's one that's home made," Raditz ask looking at the box jealously.
"Right let's get our Frieza hidden in the storage room," I say with a smirk.
"I'll do it," Bardock says grabbing it and taking down to the storage room of the ship.
"Vegeta there you are let's go it's your bed time," Cooler says walking into the room not much longer after Bardock left.
"Cooler I'm sixteen I no longer have a bed time," I say to him rolling my eyes at him.
"Well then while I'm here you do at least for the day," Cooler smuggly says.
"Your not my boss or father and I don't like you so no," I retort back at him.
"Yes you will or I'll tell Frieza," Cooler says to me smirking.
"If it'll shut you up then fine," I say angerly walking to my room and going to bed five minutes later King Cold walks in.
"Good your still a wake I wanted to tell you a bed time story Frieza says you adore them," King Cold says a smile on his face.
"Why not it's not like I haven't heard a bedtime story before," I say sitting up in my bed.
"Not one of mine and I'll admit there better than Frieza's he told me about the stories he's told you before," King Cold says laughing.
"Yes mainly about Cooler's purging missions," I reply to him growing bored.
"Right anyways you may like mine," King Cold says and I got to admit I did at least compared to Frieza's he told me about the time my father spent a year on his ship at seven and all the pranks and other mischief he caused so that's where I get Bardock never told me why I'm better at this sort of stuff than the others. I actually found myself drifting off to sleep before he can finish.
the next day
The day went by rather quickly Frieza spent his whole morning with his father and brother and then I joined them for lunch a meal I had specially prepared, afterwards I gave them their presents and they left on a scavanger hunt for the rest of Frieza's present after finding the clue hidden in the bottom of the box of cookies. It took them up until dinner to finally find and here I am eating with them now.
"Vegeta father says you actually fell asleep during his bedtime story I know that's the point but you've never actually fallen asleep before," Frieza ask jealously.
"Little Vegeta still need bed time stories," Cooler teases me.
"I think the reason he fell asleep Frieza was because it wasn't something that would give most kids nightmares about Cooler," King Cold says to his youngest son.
"Could I help if I'm more terrifying than the two of you," Cooler says smuggly.
"Don't forget fugly," I say smirking at him.
"What how dare you," Cooler says angerly.
"Now Cooler he's only a teenager what do you expect," Frieza says calming his older brother.
"Well I'm getting tired I think I'll go to bed," I say getting up and stretching as to show I'm tired which I'm not.
"Good I'll tell you your bedtime story tonight," Cooler says an evil grin on his face. I just walk towards my room and when he stops to talk to Zarbon I run for Kakarots room locking the door behind me.
"Vegeta your in the wrong room," Kakarot says to me as if I didn't know.
"Shh keep your voice down I know I'm in your room pull out the emergency guest bed we secretly installed Cooler's out there looking for me probably he wants to tell me a bedtime story," I tell him quickly you do not want one of those stories he usually makes people sick when he tells them.
"That's terrible why would he do such a thing," Kakarot says moving over his bed and hitting a button on the wall that was hidden another bed riseing up out of the floor.
"It's Cooler who knows let's just get to bed before he finds me," I say quietly getting into the extra bed after shoving Kakarot's another two feet away from it.
"Night Vegeta," Kakarot says yawning as he turns out the lights.
"Night," I reply back closing my eyes and falling into an uneasy sleep on the alert for Cooler.
One month later
"Come on Vegeta the ships landing in five minutes," Turles says as he enters the training room which I am currently the only occupant.
"Fine let's go then," I say grumbling heading towards the exit. Kakarot and all the others unboarding the ship are already there and to my displeasure Zarbon I don't know how I've been putting up with him and Cooler for more than a month now.
"There you are son I was beginning to worry," Frieza says to me with a smile I just ignore him as the ship lands and the doors open. Standing there on the ground neiling was the Dr. Briefs guy and what I assume is his mate and female cub.
"Now no need to neil this is more of a friendly matter honestly," Frieza says feigning flattery.
"Yes Lord Frieza," Dr. Briefs says as he gets up.
"I'd like to introduce you to my companions of course you know my father and brother as well as Zarbon," Frieza says with a smile.
"Nice to see you again," the three of them say though I doubt they truely mean it.
"Right this here is Bardock, his two sons Raditz, and Kakarot, his sister Fasha and her son Turles," Frieza says pointing to each of them in turn.
"Pleasure to meet you," the three humans says.
"No need to be so formal," Fasha says with a hint of a smile.
"I don't know mom I kind of like it," Turles says earning him self a ear yanking Kakarot laughs at him.
"What are you laughing at cub you'll be next," Bardock threatens his son with a glare.
"Sorry father," Kakarot says apologetically.
"Told you now pay up," Raditz says to Kakarot who hands over five dollars since he lost the bet of who would be the first in trouble.
"And last but not least the crown prince of the saiyan race prince Vegeta," Frieza says gesturing towards me.
"Nice to meet you in person," says with a fake smile the smell of fear all over.
"I'm sure it is that must be the cause of all this fear I smell in the air," I say smuggly the humans just stare at me wide eyed.
"Did I ever tell you that saiyans have amazing sense of smell they can actually smell fear," Frieza says with a laugh.
"Yes and they can also get fleas," Cooler says laughing.
"We do not have fleas," I yell at him furiously.
"Cooler apologize now," King Cold says to him with a glare.
"Sorry Vegeta," Cooler says frowning.
"Why don't we get started on our business," Frieza suggests with a smile.
"Sure just follow me to the living room and I'll bring in the snacks," the blond ditz says bouncing her way to the living room where we all take a seat on a chair or couch they got plenty that's for sure.
"Right we want capsules for all of our ships and weaponry so you can hand over the blue prints, or you can come aboard the ship for a while doctor and teach them how to make them we'll make sure you get full credit for the inventions no matter what we go with, and option three is we could have your daughter do so instead," Frieza says with a smile.
"What how long do we have to think about this," ask him.
"Wait brother I have a better idea," Cooler says whispering into his ear Bardock and King Cold joining in while the rest of us block them out not wanting to know about cooler's plan.
"No way this is my son your talking about," Frieza yells loud enough to get past my barrier.
"Cooler I will never allow this," Bardock screams at him. I don't catch anything else of the conversation luckily because it sounds like what ever the plan is it involves me.
"Alright then you have a fourth option you can all come aboard the ship then home base to install the capsule technology for however long it takes you can find some other inventions to work on your daughter can do this while working with my son and your wife can stay in the kitchens or your room," Frieza says putting it not too bluntly.
"What absolutly not," yells at him.
"I see your concern but I'll assign each of you a sayian guard actually two since there are six," Frieza says reasurringly.
"What makes you think you can order my men around or me for that matter," I yell at Frieza angerly.
"Vegeta I agreed to it and advise you do the same," Bardock says to me the way he said advise is the same way he says it when he is preventing something bad from happening that he saw in a vision.
"Very well Bardock your advise has always worked for me before," I say calmly.
"See I just don't get no matter what I do nothing can get the boy to listen to me as well as him," Frieza says jealously.
"Well it is my advice that has saved his life countless times," Bardock says defensively.
"Bardock don't mention things that make me sound weak," I ask rather than order him.
"Every bit the prideful saiyan you father was maybe even more so," Bardock says with a smirk he knows how Frieza hate the mention of my real father I personally think he's jealous.
"Right is that why he died at my hands," Frieza says smuggly that's it he's going to far.
"I'm going to go prank Cui because I can't stand being in a room with three weakling and three people I hate Frieza," I say making it clear I was talking about him and walking out the door and quickly finding a spot where I can watch and hear them.
"Did he just say he hates me and use my name," Frieza ask hurt and confustion in his voice.
"What do you expect your always telling him about how you killed his father destroyed our planet and our race and now you suggest that it was his fathers pride that got him killed," Bardock yells at him getting more and more furious.
"He's right son you've been treading on thin ice with that one and now you've fallen in," King Cold says scolding his son.
"Your right I'll go apologize," Frieza says getting up to leave.
"No give him a little time to cool down," Fasha says with warning in her voice.
"Fine," Frieza grumbles to them.
"Now about our suggestions," Cooler says getting back on subject.
"If Bardock advised the fouth one to the prince then it's obviously best choice the saiyans stand at four and suggest that you humans do the same Bardock's advise is never wrong," Fasha says with a hint of warning.
"I'm afraid she's right from what I've seen he is never wrong," Frieza says a little silently.
"I guess but how do we know that no harm will come to us," ask them.
"Well no worries no one dare mess with the saiyans wether it be out of fear of their strength or pranks," Frieza says with a chuckle.
"I hate those pranks you know how many different colors I've been thanks to Vegeta alone," Zarbon says finally speaking up.
"Well then if it's alright with my family then we'll come," says with a smile.
"Dad I can't leave I'll miss my friends," the blue haird daughter points out.
"Yes Bulma but think about all there is to learn in space there are several other inhabited planets we could learn about other races, cultures, languages besides you can make more friends until we come back," says to his daughter.
"What about Yamcha you can't fix that," the mother clearly states.
"We broke up again mom," the daughter named Bulma says rolling her eyes.
"So do we have a deal," Frieza ask out of it a little.
"Yes we do," says with a smile.
"Excellent Bardock would you go get my son," Frieza ask with a smile.
"Very well," Bardock says leaving the living room and comeing straight for me.
"Hello Bardock," I say as he stops infront of me.
"Let's go boy were burning day light," Bardock says to me I stand and follow him into the house.
"Vegeta I'm sorry for what I said about your birth father can you forgive me," Frieza says the moment he sees me walking in.
"Sure what ever on condition though father you let me test this out on Cooler," I say with a smirk holding up some chemicals I combined that causes you to change color to match your emotion.
"Go ahead son," Frieza says with that I splash it onto Cooler who immediatly turns black for furious.
"Frieza you let the brat just do this to me again," Cooler screams at his brother.
"Now Cooler your brother still has a sibling rivalry with you of course he's not going to pass up the chance to let his son get you," King Cold says laughing at his eldest son.
"Right now I'll assign Bardock and Turles to be your guards, your wife will have Fasha, and Raditz, and as for your daughter Bulma she get's Kakarot and my son Vegeta since she'll be working with him anyways," Frieza says with a smile.
"Great now can we board the ship," Zarbon says rather boardly.
"Let's go Zarbon we need to find me an antidote," Cooler says grabbing Zarbons arm and marching back towards the ship.
"Party poopers all well until thay manage that we'll always know Cooler's emotions currently he's furious," I say with a smirk.
"Really I would have thought his anger would wear down a bit," King Cold says to me with a laugh.
"Let's go father the soldiers are going to hear more about why Cooler is black," Frieza says dragging his father out of the house with him.
"The ship leaves in three days you have to then to pack what you can't live with out and to say your goodbyes," Bardock says to the Briefs family uncaring.
"Why not today," Kakarot ask his father with a whine.
"Cooler wants to go sight seeing," Fasha answers him with a small smirk.
"Can we go sight seeing father," Raditz ask Bardock rather hopefully.
"Doubt it we have to be the guards for these humans and francally I don't think it be a good idea," Turles says a frown etched deep on his face, he's right though sight seeing is not fun when you may run into Cooler who's probably going to kill half the humans.
"Let's go the sooner you've packed the sooner the sooner you can finish your good byes and the sooner I can resume my training," I order at them all the humans immediatley start capsulizing everything in their enourmous house at least compared to the rest of the human homes I've seen on this short journey. An hour later they all walk in rolling three suit cases.
"That's not a good idea it's best to not make it seem you have valuables with you wich is what they'll think with those suit cases," Bardock says frowning at them and pointing to the suitcases which the humans imediatley capsulize and stick in their pockets.
"Good let's go how many stops do we need to make," I ask running out of patience next time I see Cooler I'm killing him because this had to be his idiotic plan.
"We really only need to stop and say good bye to Bulma's friends we can just call all of ours," the blond one bubbily states.
"Very well then girl how many do we got," I asked dismissing the other two.
"Does this mean we can go back to the ship," I hear Turles whisper to his mother.
"No Turles you are not leaving me alone with Kakarot and these humans besides they'll surely want to go with their daughter," I say very menacingly to him.
"Fifteen friends I absoulutly have to say good bye to well it's technicaly not that many but they'll all be around the same place actually they should all be having lunch on Turtle island so it shouldn't take to long," Bulma says caculating in her head the answer to my previous question.
"Did you say lunch," Kakarot ask excitedly.
"Yeah but they'll be finished and about ready to leave by the time we get there it's 7000 miles from here," Bulma tells Kakarot with a false apolegetic smile.
"You know those fake smiles are begining to annoy me don't be afraid to show your true emotions unless you wish to end up like Cooler changing color with every emotion and no antidote," I say to her with a smirk on my face.
"I'm just trying to be polite," Bulma replies again smiling.
"Let's go before I get too much more angry Kakarot, Fasha, Turles you got the humans,"" I say to them walking out the door and levitating into the air waiting for directions on which way we need to go. Raditz and Bardock quickly follow me while the others try to reassure the humans they won't be dropped on the way. After alot of reassurances they finally comply and we take off in the direction they said this island is finally spotting it I land followed by the others.
"How did you guys fly so fast some of my friends fly but I don't think any of them can fly 7000 miles so fast and still not be tired," Bulma says amazed by our speed.
"Actually it's one foot short of a mile," I say with a smirk.
"Vegeta I'm sure they just rounded it up since it's one foot and you'd still land on the island foot or no foot," Bardock says to me with a laugh.
"Ruin my fun Bardock," I say with a laugh of my own, several more humans come out of the lone house on this island along with a turtle, pig and a cat.
"Hey Bulma who are your new friends," the black haird female ask odd she seems to be one of the only ones save the two blonds.
"We are not her friends do not associate me with her or any other human," I snarl at them.
"Some one is a grouch," the blond girl says with a laugh.
"Do not adress the prince of all saiyans like that," Raditz angerly yells at them.
"What are sayians," a short bald one clad in orange training gi ask.
"The saiyans are the six of us the last of our kind and strongest warrior race in the universe very feard even by my father Frieza the icejin which is why he near wiped us out by blowing up the planet," I say to them menacingly and rather angerly.
"Sorry I asked," the bald one says taking a step back in fear.
"Hurry up and say your good byes Bulma, Vegeta seems to be getting angry and well that may result in something you wouldn't like," Bardock says to her with warning in her voice.
"Good bye what does he mean by that," a human with a scar on his face ask.
"Lord Frieza is taking me and my family on a trip to space to work on capsules for his equipment you know ships and weaponry," Bulma says with a small smile.
"Don't know why though he has plenty of people who can do it so obviously he has ulterior motives," I say smirking at them.
"What makes you so sure," the black haird male friend ask.
"Well I've only known him since I was six months old and for the most part he raised me so I know these sort of thing naturally," I yell at him causing him to also step back in fear.
"Prince Vegeta is right he does have another motive one that I should not know just the same as I wasn't supposed to know about him destroying Vegeta-sei though I was too late to warn the king," Bardock says with a frown.
"Fasha, Turles I got an idea as to what these motives must be now get to the ship with her parents we'll be along shortly," I order to the two who in turn hurry to do as told.
"Vegeta I know that look you don't mean," Kakarot ask not completing the sentence I simply nod my head.
"Well guess I got to go bye guys I'll miss you and if I can I'll call," Bulma says with a sad smile.
"Bye Bulma I wish I could go with you," the black haird female says saddly.
"Hey Vegeta can Chi-Chi come as well and 18 and 17 and," Bulma ask I cut her off with a death defying glare that shut her up.
"You are to adress me as prince Vegeta you have no reason to call me anything other," I say glaring at her some more.
"Yes sir," Bulma replies in fear.
"I will talk to father about allowing five of your friends to come only five and fair warning if they don't make it into the ranks of the soldiers they'll likely find themselves in the pleasure quarters," I say smirking at them.
"No need to worry though the longest you'll last is maybe a day," Raditz says with a laugh.
"In the army or the quarters," I ask with a smirk.
"I wasn't aware it made a difference," Raditz says laughing.
"Don't listen to them they just love joking around you seem to be stronger than most humans so you could train get stronger and be sent to planets such as this one weak," Kakarot says to them reasurringly.
"Yes Kakarot but what happens when someone wants to kick them out of the training center," Bardock ask his son.
"Doesn't matter know way are any of us killing," scarface says smuggly.
"Couldn't they do something else besides those two things," Bulma ask me hopefully.
"I guess there is the option of chefs but I think they'd sooner choose pleasure quarters," I say with a sadistic smile.
"Why whats wrong with cooking," the black haird female ask.
"Well that requires cooking all day and night where the sayians recide anywhere else is maybe a day and half the night," Kakarot says with a smile.
"There are what six of you how does that make much of a difference," Bulma ask me smuggly.
"One saiyan eats the amount of ten thousand humans," Raditz says as if to prove his point his stomach rumbles sounding like a volcano about to erupt.
"What was that," the pig ask scared odd didn't know pigs could talk this is a strange planet.
"My stomach it's lunch time," Raditz says an evil grin coming on his face.
"No way your not eating the pig it's not fair," Kakarot yells at his brother knowing his thoughts.
"Nobody is eating oolong," Bulma says with a frown.
"Go ahead split it into fouths and the four of us can have a small snack," I say evily laughing the pig known as oolong run inside and slam the door probably locking it.
"A mere door is not going to do much against a saiyan infant let alone four hungry grown saiyans," Raditz says laughing.
"Come on boys stop scarring the thing and maybe he'll come out," Bardock says to us winking.
"Now pick your five friends to come and we'll send some one to turn the pig into bacon," I say to Bulma.
"Just leave it who knows what kind of disease that pig has," Raditz says to Vegeta.
"Fine Frieza will kill us if we bring more deadly disease we're imune to on the ship," I say with a sigh.
"Right whatever hm Chi-Chi you asked to come and your my best friend so you can definatly come," Bulma says with a smile the black haird female steps forward a little scared no doubt.
"Hurry it up you've got four hungry saiyans here and a pig inside we wait much longer and well," Kakarot says with warning knowing how he can get when it comes to food trailing off at the end.
"Fine 18, Launch, 17 and Krillin," Bulma finishes with a frown at being rushed.
"What about me Bulma," Yamcha ask angerly.
"Dang it Chi-Chi where'd you hide my'achoo'," the blond begins sneezing and her hair turning a darker shade of blue than Bulma's much darker actually.
"Sorry about that she chages looks and personality every time she sneezes not much fun when she gets a cold," Bulma says apologetically to us for some reason.
"Whatever I could care less let's go now," I say with a frown grabbing Bulma by the waist since she can't fly on her own.
"Hey hands off my girlfriend," Yamcha I believe is his names yells at me running at me to throw a punch. I catch it easily and twist his arm until it breaks he let's out a scream in pain.
"Never attack a saiyan especially a super elite," I tell him menacingly taking to the air.
"Come on Kakarot grab one of the other humans who can't fly," Raditz says grabbing Launch his hair causing her to sneeze and turn blond again.
"Let go of me," Launch yells at him stuggling to get out of his grip.
"I like this one Vegeta," Raditz says smirking.
"Hey that's my girlfriend," the three eyed one yells.
"Doesn't matter," Kakarot says laughing as grabs the black haird human the other three humans floating into the air.
"Bardock catch," I say throwing Bulma at him she screams afraid she'll fall and Bardock waits until last minute to catch her.
"Humans aren't for playing catch cub," Bardock says to me sternly.
"Fine," I grumble at him taking off full speed to the ship the others in pursuit.
"There you are boy Frieza's started to get worried," Cooler says to me once I land.
"Nothing to worry about now I'm hungry have the cooks bring Kakarot, Raditz, Bardocks, the human girl's and my food to my quarters we shall all be eating there and don't say otherwise I don't care I believe they eat about a sixth the food a sayian does when they are teenagers," I say with a frown. Cooler rolls his eyes and goes inside. Kakarot and the others land shortly after he leaves haveing been waiting on Cooler to leave I'm sure.
"Was that Frieza what did he say," Chi-Chi ask me hopefully.
"No that was Cooler Frieza's older brother," I say with a frown.
"Right so are you going to talk to him," Launch as curiously.
"None of your business for now I'm hungry follow me we shall be eating in my quarters," I say walking onto the ship and to my room with the others behind me. I open the door to my room and see our food has already arrived.
"That's alot of food," the blond girl says.
"We saiyans eat alot I thought we already said that," Bardock says sitting down and eating all of his food, as well as Kakarot who makes a mess, while Raditz doesn't I sit and join them eating the same speed after fifteen minutes we're all finished eating as well as the humans who still had a bit of food left on their plates must have ate some before leaving Kakarot quickly grabs two plates, I grab two as well and Bardock grabs one as well as Raditz. We all eat those quickly as well.
"You weren't kidding when you said that you eat alot of food," Bulma says staaring wide eyed. There's a knock on the door.
"Enter," I say not bothering to ask who it is which may not have been the smartest thing to do but it could be worse possibly.
"Vegeta I was just letting," Zarbon says entering through the door stopping upon seeing the extra's in the room.
A.N. How do you like that one what is Frieza up to what's Zarbon going to say find out next chapter only if you REVIEW though
