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A/N: Again, readers, take no offence, PLEASE!

"Sirius?" James Potter looked at his best friend, Sirius Black, and smiled, "Do you want to…dance?"

"NO! PRONGS! PLEASE NO!" Sirius ran around screaming like an idiotic girl (not that girls are idiotic, just that he sounds like an idiot and a girl) and pleading with James to stop. Poor little Sirius having to be abused by Chorophobia-the fear of dancing, even though they thought it was funny.

James caught up with Sirius and started to waltz very clumsily with his friend. In Remus and Lily's eyes, it was hilarious.

"Mr. Lupin, would you kindly like to share this lovely dance with me?" Lily asked, struggling to hold back a giggle.

"Why yes, Mrs. Almost Potter, I would love to," he laughed as they started to dance weirdly. In the end the three friends ended up sitting on the floor, laughing while Sirius was screaming hiding in the closet. Probably sucking his thumb, rocking back and forth.

"So, Remus…ready to admit your phobia?"

HEHEHEHEHEH! EVIL! Anyway again, take no offence!