A/N: Okay, this will be chapter 2, and this is a real good chapter for people who like Sakura because she takes forceful charge… and if you're a Sasuke hater, you'll like this one, too… pretty much like any of my stories. ALSO! Queer means weird when used to a girl and gay means happy when used to a girl… so if you call me or my story gay, it means happy, or queer, it means weird, which I'd take both as complements. AND! I remembered! I don't own Naruto! HA! I remembered! And Bakura thought I wouldn't...

Day 2

There was a loud yell and a thud, which made Sakura shoot up and yell, "WTF!"

She looked around and noticed that no one else was in the living room. She then heard a louder noise from the basement that sounded like a giant hammer and some weird animal noise.

She ran downstairs to yell at whoever it was and was shocked at the state that the basement was in.

Everything was broken except for one wall, a mug, and the televi- Oh, wait, scratch that last one… the T.V. just got smashed by a large hammer as a small mole-rat thing ran by it.

"What the hell? Leave the animal alone!" Sakura yelled, then looked to see the holder of the hammer/mallet was Sasuke, at which point she began freaking out. "WTF is your issue?"

-An invisible about 2,967,985 hands raise with probably the correct answer-

"You could hurt the poor animal!" Sakura shrieked, picking up the weird animal. It was hurt a bit, but not bad. "Geeze, you're a frickin' moron, y'know that?"

"Aw, man… not what am I gonna do for fun?" Sasuke moaned, putting down the hammer/mallet.

"THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?" Sakura yelled flames and all.

"… What should I have said?"

"GOD, YOU ARE A FUCKIN' MORON!"

"What do you think? He joined an all-guy cult for, like, 2 ½ years…" Naruto muttered, appearing from nowhere of particular interest.

"Where the fuck did you come from?" Sakura asked.

"… Upstairs," Naruto responded.

"So you were the loud yell and thud," Sakura said.

"Nah, that was probably from down he-"

"NO ONE ASKED YOU!" Sakura yelled, interrupting Sasuke.

"Geeze, get a gr-"

"YOU ATTACKED A POOR, INNOCENT CREATURE! There's no forgiving for that." Sakura stated.

"I attack Naruto all the time and you say he's innocent…" Sasuke muttered.

"That's a different subject."

"WAIT… are you making fun of me?" Naruto asked.

"This animal is adorable and cute and fuzzy and…" Sakura started, hugging the poor creature half to death, then stopped. "How could you ever attack sure a thing?"

"… Because I don't like cute things…" Sasuke stated.

"Which is why you never attacked Sakura…" Naruto silently added.

"What's THAT supposed to mean?" Sakura asked.

"That Naruto said you aren't cute…" Sasuke said, totally selling Naruto out.

"WHAT?" Sakura yelled.

"I meant… you weren't, uh, cute enough for him to, uh, attack you all that time…" Naruto stated, trying NOT to get himself killed.

"Well, the way you said that… sounded like Sasuke only attacks people he likes… This… would include… you…" Sakura stated, trying to hold back a laugh.

-There was a dead awkward silence-

"…What?" Naruto asked, making sure what he heard was right. "Did you just say that… you think that I think that Sasuke likes me?"

"Would make sense…" Sakura stated.

"Might I ask why?" Naruto asked.

"Like you said, Sasuke was in a guy cult for almost 2 ½ years." Sakura answered.

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ME I'M NOT A HOMO!" Sasuke yelled.

"Okay, get a-" Naruto stated.

"DON'T TELL ME TO GET A GRIP!"

"Geeze, you're worse than Sakura on a good day…" Naruto muttered, and then got his face just about ripped off.

"Grow. Up." Sakura muttered.

"Y…yes, m-ma'am…" Naruto stuttered, slowly backing away from Sakura. "Whatever… ju-just d-don't hit me a-again…"

Score. Sakura just gained control over Naruto… partly…

"Naruto, just shut up and go upstairs." Sakura demanded.

"Why should I- okay, I'm leaving!" Naruto yelled, running upstairs.

"I think I scared Naruto too much…" Sakura muttered.

"You sure as hell scare me a lot." Sasuke added.

"SHUT UP!" Sakura yelled, dropping the fuzzy animal and picking up the giant mallet.

Sasuke, once seeing the mallet in Sakura's hands, and the angry gleam in her eyes, ran for dear life.

"GET BACK HERE!" Sakura yelled, chasing Sasuke around the whole house.

"STOP CHASING ME, THEN!" Sasuke yelled back.

Naruto burst out laughing on the coach and just about suffocated from it… pretty much, he fell onto the ground and began turning red, finding it extremely hard to stop (I just did that myself… It was something TRULY funny… but I couldn't stop… and felt like I was gonna die… I'm queer that way…).

Sakura then stopped, and turned to the must-be insane blond dying of laughter, giving Sasuke the advantage of running upstairs and far away… well, as far away as possible.

Naruto, once able to breathe again, noticed a mallet coming straight at his head when-

-BAM-

-it hit him… literally…

-A couple hours later-

"I hope you both learned your lesson." Sakura said, still holding the giant mallet.

Sasuke was tied to a wooden chair by metal cords and Naruto was in hand-cuffs… no real reason why his punishment was less severe, but whatever.

"Y-yes, Sakura…" Naruto muttered. "But why'd you tie ME up? I didn't do anything!"

"You were laughing at me." Sakura bluntly replied.

"No. I was laughing at the fact that Sasuke had left to train with Orochimaru's cult, yet was still getting his butt kicked by a girl." Naruto corrected her.

"WHAT!" Sasuke and Sakura yelled.
"Sakura didn't beat me!" Sasuke exclaimed, giving a very InuYasha tone and matching look.

"Who is tied to the chair? Not Sakura…" Naruto muttered.

"Naruto… You did NOT just call me a girl in the terms of girly-girl who cannot fend for herself!" Sakura yelled.

"So, what the heck do you do? Medicine? How does that fend in battle?" Sasuke bluntly asked.

"…Naruto, come here." Sakura stated as he did just that. Getting Sakura more mad is just plain suicidal.

She uncuffed him then he ran for cover behind the couch.

"Sasuke, what the HELL is your ISSUE? You've been completely disrespectful since your return, mainly to me." Sakura exclaimed.

"Have you forgotten that he (God, this is the 2,000,000th time I'm explaining this…) was in a cult that had no women, so either they were all homo or they knew that women are smarter and always get there way so they didn't want any around (Which is pretty smart…)" Naruto explained.

"Right, Naruto. I'm gay and think you're hot. That's it." Sasuke replied, rather sarcastically… or WAS it?

"Was that an admission or sarcasm?" Naruto asked.

"Better be sarcasm, because I'm homophobic." Sakura said. "But, that's beside the point. Naruto, go upstairs for a bit, okay?"

"Yes," Naruto said, proving that Sakura has control over him, then ran upstairs.

Sakura, once sure Naruto was gone, pulled our two little black books.

"What the hell are those?" Sasuke asked.

"Book one, I stole from Sai."

"Who?"

"The dude who replaced you," Sakura explained, then opened to a page with Sasuke's picture.

"And that means?"

"He was out to assassinate you and I wanna know why!"

"I can't help it if Konoha is racist."

"To what, playboyism or Orochimaru's cult?"

"What the hell is with people and saying that I was in a cult?"

"THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!"

"Anyway, what's the other book?"

"One I'm sure you're familiar with." Sakura said, flashing the book in his face.

"You-You mean you broke into my house and-"

"No one lived there anymore, so it wasn't braking in."

"But that's still my-"

"Journal? I know. And unless you do what I say, I'll show Naruto one article of particular interest," Sakura threatened, then showed him one page.

-A couple hours later, after an interesting event involving shinning lights, silver, Wayne Brady, singing, Collin Mockery, and dancing…-

"Fine, Sakura… you win…" Sasuke muttered.

"YES!" Sakura yelled, then turned to Wayne. "You can go."

"Okay, see you." He replied, then vanished into thin air and back to "Who's Line is it Anyway?"

Sakura unchained Sasuke from the wooden chair.

"There is a flaw in your plan, you know that?" Sasuke asked.

"And it would be?" Sakura asked in response.

"What if Naruto finds out and it's okay with him?" Sasuke asked.

"I HIGHLY doubt that he would, and you already agreed to my terms."

"Only because that black guy couldn't sing and that Canadian guy can't dance."

-A couple more hours later-

"Now, what have you two learned today?" Sakura asked.

"Don't make Sakura mad." Naruto stated, rubbing his head from a whack caused by a randomly place metal bat.

"Sakura's a bitch." Sasuke stated.

"Something we didn't know, Sasuke. Not something we did know." Naruto teased.

"You'll pay for that later."

"Sorry, ma'am, I swear I'll be good." Naruto said quickly.

"Good," Sakura stated. "AND, I'll give you one chance to be serious, Sasuke."

"I was. Completely." Sasuke responded.

"Fine then. I have no choice." Sakura said, pulling out the giant mallet from nowhere.

"Ohcrap." Sasuke muttered, before running behind Naruto for cover.

"Take it back, and I might not hit you." Sakura reasoned.

"How do I know you won't hit me anyway?" Sasuke asked.

"I guess you can't, but I'd hit you anyway. This just determines how hard." Sakura said.

"Fine, then. I take it back. Happy now?"

"Not really. I'll hit you just as hard."

-Well, after and interesting fight-

"Can we stop now?" Naruto asked, watching Sakura and Sasuke still fight.

"NO!" both yelled and they continued to fight…

Until Sakura reclaimed the mallet…

THEN it was over.

For the rest of the day they tried to find out how they were gonna sleep in the house since there was one bed in the ENTIRE house and a rather uncomfortable couch… there was some good furniture downstairs… Until SOMEONE had to go and destroy it all with a mallet…


A/N: That's day 2!