AN: Lookie! The next chapter is here already! My muses decided to talk to me and told me to write this, so Ta-dah!

Theme #2: "Once more, with feeling!"

As usual I don't own anything canon.

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"Why must I play the female lead?"

"Darling, I told you in this it's not the female lead, it's the male lead."

"But it is in that movie, is it not?"

"Well, yes…"

"Then I ask again, why must I play it?"

"One: Because I'm the other lead and I won't have any other guy as my partner. Two: Out of the two of us, you have long hair. And Three: You fit the part better."

"How so?"

"Because I won't play a damsel in distress, trapped in a tower. Plus, really, I fit the role of the beautiful, and smart commoner, who's also a master thief so much better than the trapped, naïve royal. Which in this case is you."

Hyorinmaru wasn't buying it, "What's the real reason?"

Haineko huffed, "Fine. I don't want to wear a 70 foot long, blonde wig for most of this play. And really I want a chance to rescue you for once." She giggled, "Even if it is an act."

He sighed, "No one is going to believe I've let myself be trapped for 18 years."

"Pick, pick, pick. It's not you who'd been captured, it's your character. The dashing young, Prince Ryuu, who has been kidnapped by an evil warlock. And I'm the cunning, gorgeous thief Fuyumi Rikka, who happens to help you escape and who you fall madly in love with."

"You are keeping this suitable for children still?"

She pouted, "Yes. As much as I wanted to make this a little more risqué, the Girl-Brat wouldn't let me."

Hyorinmaru smirked, "Good."

Haineko pouted and glared before sticking her tongue out at him, "Let's just get practicing."

The dragon sighed, "Very well."

He brought up the script he was holding as the ash cat wrapped a piece of his teal hair around her wrist.

"Whatever is was that brought you here," He started in a monotone voice, "Fate, De-"

"Darling!" She interrupted, "You have to put a little emotion into it! That's what sells the character. Th-"

Before Haineko could continue the sound of running could be heard. Soon a five-year-old girl in a pink flowered kimono, her curly brown hair done up in pigtails ran out into the Tenth Division training grounds. She was followed by a girl around seven, who had black ringlet hair, wore a blue dress with white trim, and had a large dark blue bow-clip in her hair. They stopped in front of the makeshift stage the zanpakuto were standing on.

"Great, brats to watch us." Haineko mumbled.

"Miss Hinageshi, Miss Tsukihime. How can we help you?" Hyorinmaru greeted.

The five-year-old, Hinageshi, looked at the cat and dragon with a confused looked on her face before she turned to Tsukihime, "Which one's Rapunzel?"

Haineko smirked, "Why, Hyo-kun of course."

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AN: This is what happens when I look up Tangled pics and find crossovers. No there wasn't a HyoHai one (May draw a pic to go with this, no promises) but the idea popped into my head and wouldn't go away until I wrote it. And to me it fit perfectly for my next theme.

Anyway, I own Hinageshi and Tsukihime. Hope you enjoyed this, I know I do! Stay tuned for the next chapter!