Chapter 2: Frisk's Job
"GAH!"
I woke up in the room The Skeleton Family gave us, i was still in shock about Yesterday's events.
"Geeeh, what time is it?"
I checked My Phone and it was 7 AM in the morning.
"Oh, its still morning.."
"Hey, Chara. Wake up."
As i tried to wake Chara up, i noticed something odd.
"The hell?"
Besides her, there was a note.
The note said this:
B̴̛̩̤͎̗͇̰̯̰̻͓͖͚͎̦͚ͯ̆̉ͦͥ̾͑ͯ͐̊̾̎͋̈̊̐ͥ̚͘͢e͊̍̽̿́̚͏̗͇̩͈͕̹̫ ͬ͂͗͗ͬ̀͂ͤ̆̎̈͗̓̃҉̶͓̥̟̟͚͇̬̼̣͔̳͢ͅḫ̶̨̩͖͍̪͖̬̬̭̹̝͖̂͋̓̓̒̾̿̀a̢̽̑̊̓ͮͣ̌̍̃͌͑̐ͤͨͯ̏͏̶̶̜̖͎͙͖̖̝̤̬̞̘̺͚̙̰͟ͅp̷̵ͭ̇̈͑ͥ̒ͬ̓͒̓̾ͪ͟҉͓̠͞ͅp̫̩͓̭̲̳ͧͮͥ̈̃̿̄̍̎ͯͫ̏ͧ͌̈͘͘͠ͅy̨̠̗̹̗̜̺͖͓͇̼̲̩̼͎̩̟̜͙̬ͭ̍̈̄̐̂ͮ̋ͩͨ̍ͣ͋̋ͫͩ̚̕ ͨ̈ͭ͛͏̶̡͘҉̺͎̞̞̲̠̝̘̦̬͓ͅï̢͓̥͙͖̩̟̠̝͚̺̫̗ͮ͆͗̃͑̌̄͑̾̓̀̽̌͑͛̏̉͜͟͠ͅ ̴̡̩̩̥̣̹̫̽̆̉͑́̋̎ͦ̃ͯ̀͢s͋ͪ̀͛̍̿̎̀͏̶҉͢͏̭̹̘̬͉̤̳̻̩̞̲̦̜͖̺͔̯͍̯p̶̸̷̩͇͎̭̫̤̦̄̀̈́̈́̈́̏ͬ͗̂͌͢͡a̴̴̵͍̭͙̠̮̯͖̬̞͗̎̂̿͗̂͗̈̚͢͟r̢̛̫̱͍̙͉̯͈̮̹̝̦̼̋͋̾̈̎͒̈̄͐̑̎̕͜͝ͅe̍̏̊́̓̌̀͛̏ͨ̓́ d̷̡ͯ̇̐͌̀̉̔ͪ̈́͏̖̬͓͎͜ ̷̴̛̲͚̻̗͈̼ͫ͗ͫ̒́̓y͛ͭ̉ o̶̷̢̺̜̯͉̩̝͕͓̝̪̭̪͗͒ͬ͒ͥ́̆̋͌ͫ̏̈́ͦ͐ͫ͌͞͠ȕ̵̲̰̼͇̘̟̫̦͕̙̺̤̫̣̐̂̽̒̍̐͌̿̇́͜͟͞.ͫ̋͌̋͏̙̪̩̭͎̼͚̲͈̠̲̳̺̜̼̻͡
̴̥̪͕͍͎͔̀̓̐ͬ̌̎̈́̒͟͢͞͝Y̴͖̟̣̹ͨ̄ͯ̓ͬͦ͑͟o̢̪͕̲̪̭̩̮̙̪̠̟̰̩̪̜̯ͪ̅͋ͩ̽͂ͩ̈́̕͜͞͝u͆ͯ̋͒͋̾ͩͥ͒ͮͩͬ͛͋̔ͤ͌̎̀̕҉҉̨̞̣̬͚ ̶̖̫̜̜̟̪̖̬̬̺͖̙͍͆ͧͭ̈͂̄̊ͪ̌̊͜͠ͅẃ̶̨̘̟̫̥̮̰̗̻̖̮̝̳̰ͭͩ̊̿̾ͯͨ́̍͌ͯ̂ͦ̅́͜͢eͫ͑͗̆̍̓ͮ̀ ̳͔̫̻̯̲̰̰̯̼̻͍'̷̱͇͍̯̫̱̔ͨ̽ͤͨ̀̚͢͝rͯ͂̃̑͢͟͏̡̻̟̦̪̖̬̞̳͎̠e̶̛̼̫̹̫̣ͯ̔ͪ̆͗́ͦͮ̏͊͐ͧ̄ͣ͘͠ ̴ͨͣͦ̑ͨ̽͏̨̞̝̰͓̲͎͓̼̬̯͙t ̳̙͇̤̠ḥ̵̛̯̺̤͇̬̯͖̰̖̘̰̬̖͑ͤͣ͌ͨ͂ͨ͠e̡̜̖̺̝̝̲̮̯͉̼̭̦̘̰̼̮͆ͫ͊ͪͦ̆ͤ̽̑ͯͥ͐̀ͥ͌́̚͜͠ ̵̶̴̫͈̙̭̩̳͖͇̦̳̅̐̽̽͒́́͐̚̕oͤͮͫͫ̆͒̅͋̒̀̂͆̓ͩ̉̿͏̶̨̣͕̟̯̱̺̖̝̬̻̻̬̣͍̟̞͙n̡̧̹͕̼͍̼̮̯͙̙̗̍̾̅̓̎̔̀̀͜e̡̱̟͈͎̘̤͖̪̞̳ͤ͊ͥͥͩ̇̉̔̑̀́͆̈̈́̐̒͛͟ș̴̵̨̡͉̩̻̐̓̔͗ͣ͊̂̉̃ͯ̌͂͐̊̂̋̿̓̀ ̶̮̗̱̅̊͊ͤͨ́͒ͪͮ̈ͧ͐ͫͩ͜ͅw̡̋̆́͛̄̔́͢͏̙̟͕̲̪͕̭̳̗̳͇̞͙̗̯̗͉͘ḥ̵͇̘̝̰̗̫͓̫͋͛̈́͛̐́ͮ͗̑͋ͧ́͜͞o̻̣̰̻̥͎͉̩̟̦̜̲͔̥̳͓̽̇̈́́ͮ̈͋̏͑͂̈́̉ͧͧͣͯ̕͜͢͝ͅ ̡̡͕͓͎̙͈͍̦̰̫̗̩̰͓̟̦̣̼̇ͧ̓͆̉̌̏̍͐̒̈́̀̏͒̾ͫ͑ͯ͆͟͜͠ͅw̷̢̩̻͇͉̩͙̤̗͈͉̞͍̥͔͉̍̓̽̉͒͋̐̆͢ͅǫ̨̈̌͛͆ͬ̓ͯ̿͛̎͜͠͏̦͉̟̤ŕ̶̝͖͎̰͈̜͉͇͚͈̲̈́̑͆ͥͬ̀ͭͨͭ͘͘ķ̛͙̠̲̯͙̘̈ͨ̋̊͆̇̊͡eͩ̊̒̊̃ d̴̜̥̦̬̺̭̜̑ͭ̓̌̉ͫ͛͒͒́ ̷̢̞̜̻͚̱̺͇̦̙̞̯̋ͩ̍̈̐͆̎̌ͪ̑̒ͥͦ̓͒͐ͪ̓̀́̚͠w̧̙̼̫̻͎̻̹̮͓̱̱̭̹̎͗̽̈́͆̆͆̄͐̇̐̌̔̅́͆̕͟ͅͅiͧ́ ̳͙̲̣̫̱ṫͩ͑̑ͤ̒͛̈̎ͯ̇͛̉̎̂̾͂ͤ͡҉̣̥̯̙͓̰̖̳̱͙̰̲͍̞͙̀h̶͚̺͓̟̩̣̺ͨͦͥ̆̐ͨ̑̓̅̇ͥ͒̂ͩ́͠͞ ̢͔̖͈̱̯̠̟̖̲̘̝̺̻̃̀̑̐ͪͦ̇ͪ̾̎ͪ́͞͞E̱͓̰͙̘͙̩̪̙̫̰̟̿ͦ̇̃ͭ̔̕͠ͅr̨̻̠̰͓̥ͪͤ̈́͑͒̒̃̎̎̽ͦ͑͜͢r̢ͧ̀̅ͤ̅͐͑͛͒ͬ͒̔̔̾̏̏ͫ̀̚҉̶̟̟͇̭̝͎̳͇̤̯̟̟ȍ̾̎̏͂͆̌͠͏̦̞̼̱̠̼̼̞̕͟r̄̄ͦͭ̅̽̇̂҉̹̖͖̫̲̭͇̼̻̘͓͚̻̜͈̙̞̬͜!̵̣̤̖͈̬͉̰͌́́ͫ̑͢͞
̷̶̢̳̞͎͈̦̬̦̻̟̳̰͖ͣ́̌̉̅͐̉ͩ̋̂̎̈́̅̉͗͟͠L̓̍̓̄̂ͭ͐̑͋̋ͪ̏͡҉̷̸̻͙̤̻ͅe̵͚̦̻͖͔̝̝͖ͩͨͬ͗̅͋̉͛͂̄̊͠͝t̹̥̮̮̟̣͎̋̆ͤ̉͒́̐̿́̚͢͞s̴̷̷͕̘̜̲̭͍̝̥̦͚̺̤̹ͧ̒ͧ̅ͪͭ̃́̆͌ͫ͛̿̚ ̶̧̛̙͓̼̭̦̲̜̮̻͚̻͈̝̦͔̱ͧ̾̌ͤ̐̾ͬͬͤ̏̅̔̾ͬ̚̚͟ͅh̵͇̣̭ͩͤ̾̈̑̇͆ͪͪͩ̍ͤ͛ͦ͠ọ̴̝̣̬̦̗̠̗͕̲̮̭̯͓̣͑̿̑ͭ͒̆ͤ̄͆̇͐͘pͧ̆ͯ̂͑ͩͬͩ͏̥͈̝͠ͅe̶ͯ̀̈̔͑̒ͤ̕҉̮͎̘͇̪͔̙͈͇͚̪̠̫͚ ̷͍͔̦̲̖̘̦̲̺̰̻̠̳̜͎̔ͬ̅ͣ̐̎̎̋ͧ̏̃ͩ̊̾͒ͨ́ͪ́͘T́͛ͭ̐ͨ̊̑̊͛̽ͦͤ́ͬ̒҉̬͔̮͖̦̻̣̮̼͚͙̹̝̭͢hͬͮ̉ e̷̓͆̃͗ͫ͋͂̏͂ͮ̿̂̋̂͐͘҉̝̼͙̼̥͔͖͕͖͙̠̰͙̣ͅ ̶̴̖̜̲̦͈̞̩͇͖ͥ̃́͌̉͊͊̀͘ͅS̅̓̏͋̆͌ͯͨ̀̈̋̃̄̓̀ͤ̊̆̚͏̢͖̝͎̯̹͚̳̕k̵ͥͤ͋̊̊ͨͭ͜҉̴̛͔̥̞̹̪̣̮̱̥̘̖͎e̡̠͙̣̦̖͈̗̲̜͍̙͚̟͓̥̺͈̞ͩ̑̑̏͆ͧ̈ͬ̅̀̊̑͑͜l̨̹̹͕͚͖̩̬̣̲̻̳̤͐ͤ̈̄ͫ̽̽ͪ̆̆ͩ̕ę̺͉̼̬̲̠̱̮̩ͩ͑̽̉̄̄ͥͭ̀̕t̷̫̟̥͙̠̖̲̫̥̥̙̱̯̞͔̺̠͇̂̓̃̎ͨ̈́͌̎̈́̂ͯ͑̆ͯ͛̑̕͝͝͡ơ̭̬̙̣̗̰͌ͭ̋͐͂̑̊ͣ̔͑̐͂͘͠n̴̢̧͙̩͖̩̺̲͓̩̞̣̳̅̃̑̽ͦ͛ͣ͆͘ ̵̷͆ͬ͗ͪ̍̇͋̆ͭ͑̈́̅͊̿̍̆̀͟҉̛̝̣̱̗̦̰͔̥͙͙̮̖͇̱̺̠̰͉F̴̵̛̛̝̖͉͇̳̘̞̺͚ͬ̽̋̂̎̋͌̃͆a̔ͣ́ ̳̜̖͈͇̘͚͖̲̜m̑̏ͯ́̃̏̌̊̎̇̚҉̵͇͖͓̙̦̗̼̤̳͙̜̙͘͜ͅi̫̥̲̹̺̩̰̟̣͈̠͐ͤ̏͋̓̀ͤ͗͋̇̊̌̆̌̾ͩ͌ͫ̀́̀̚͡l̉͂̎ͭ̔͛ͣ͑͋͊̄̐̎҉̤̩͙͖̩̦̰̕͜͢y̷̧̹̳͍̜̙̱̤̗̔͋ͦ́̋̀͟ ̡͐̔̈́͐̉̽̕҉̩̘̳̬̗̱̱͓̦̻̯͚͚̘̳̹͔̯g̶̡̺̮̯͓̼͇̥̳̹͓͉̘̤̗̜͖̹ͮͯ̈́ͦ͒͌̓͗̐ͦ́̀ȏ̢̦̮̜̬̺̺͙͈͚̦͍̣̫̗̠͇̝ͩ́ͤ̀ͤ̅̾ͫ́̀͝e̵̛͎̲̪͚̤̫̯̩̖̹͖̺͈̞͙̥ͪͫ͒̉̏͜s̵̬̭͇̘̲̖̊̀ͦ͗̔ͦ̔̈̀̈͋̊͊͐͝͝ ̵̶̷̬̠̰̭̝̠̄̃́̄̔͊ͪ̈́̓̃̓͂ͩͮ̍͘͢ͅe̜̙̙̲͓̩̭̙̲̞͇̠͙̦̜͈̫ͣ͂̀̿̅̽ͪ̕̕ͅá̡̈́ͤͧͪ̊̀̕҉̷̟͖̝̻͍̬̬̖͚̺̺͕̤̲ͅş̵̛̛̘͙̙̬̋̇͒͛͐̅̆ͦͥy̶̴̧̻͖͚ͭ̃͗ͫ̈͒ͦͧ͐ͮ̓ͮͦ͠ ̶̷̙̟̦̟͚͆͑̓̂̿̇͆̉̒͆̓͛ͧ̎́̚o̩̟͉͉͕̍ͭ̓̑ͯ̽̔̀͡ṇ̶̴̶̨̲͇̯͈̳̭̬̎̈͋ͪ̆͂͛ͪ͛̈́ͪ̆ ̵̢̛̊͋ͨ̇̀ͮ͊͐҉̘̖͓͔̘̳̲̮͎̦̩y̨ͥ̓ͮ͋͊͛ͤͯ͆̋͗͐̔̇̎̒͏̻̖͎͍͉͟o u̓ͥ̾̈̓̐̾̒ͧ̎̎ͣͣ҉̣̙̞̞̳̩̹̱̠̥͈͓̟̳̞̳̮́͘ͅ ̵̡̛͎͖̰̠͈͍̬̮͔̠͓͙̣̀̆̊̿̓́ͦ̓̏̾̐̊̓̔̄ͭ͢͝t̢͛ͫͤ̓͒ͬͣͨ̓́̚҉͔̥̟̣͉w̷̺̝̯̭͇̾̂̈̒ͨͮ̽̆̓̆͒͗̋͠ȯ͒̅ͬ͋̍͐ͪͦͮͥ̔̔̓̋̊̉͛̍͜͏̸̩̘̬̤̦̳̜̠̫̹͍̙͈͙͖͜.̷̢̪͍̘̘̗̱͎̩̝̭͙͔̩͔̭̱̙̼̄ͯ̐̃̋̑͋͘͘ͅ
̘͖̙̖̺̠͖̭̭͙̗̋ͨ̓̀́B̢̑ͬ͒͌̑ͮͥ̃ͯͨͦͭͦ̉̂̉ͣ͐́̚҉̖͚͓̼̰͈͖̥͓͕̳̙̞̣̼͜y̶̸̢̧͚̩̘̣̜͍͎̯̖̠͑̇͌̿̆ͬͦ̏̇͒̅͢ͅͅe ̧͔̫̜͙̺͉̙̦̰͈̝̖̟͇̯̇̂́͗̅̉̃͂͊̈́͊̈̒̉͟B̶̢̛̹̼͍̻͙̂ͧͯͦ̃ͯ̀ͩͯ̃ͦ̽ͥ̄̒͋͠y ̳̖̬̬͎̘̙̣̮͖͉̰ë̷̵̶͕͓̞͔͇͇͖̗́͛ͭͯ̓͛̐ͣ̓ͮ.̠̱̠͈̱͉̙̹̦ͤ̋̓ͧ͗̉̃͒ͩ͒ͭ́́̚ͅ.̵̰̬͎͕̗̬͈̺̲͈̱͓͓̻͚̙̓̈̒ͪ̔̈ͨ̌ͭ͌̎̏͌̀ͩ͝ ̴̢̡̰͓͈̄̊̆
"GAH!"
I cannot read it! The text was corrupted!
I immediately knew this note was from CORE Frisk.
Suddenly, the door to our room opened.
It was Papyrus.
"Nyeh! Heh! Heh!"
"The Boss wants to see you two, be grateful we haven't shot you yet!"
Papyrus then noticed that Chara was still sleeping.
"Nyeh?! Your friend is still sleeping?"
"Well, she was DEAD tired after being picked up by Skeletons."
I tried not to laugh, but Papyrus seems upset.
"One more PUN and i will blast your brains to pieces!"
"Gah! A-Alright.. Jeez! Calm down!"
"Give us 10 Minutes, ill try to wake her up."
"Nyeh, whatever!"
"If you don't wake her up in 5 minutes, ill get the boss to throw you out of here."
"*gulp*"
As soon as Papyrus leaves the room, i tried to wake Chara up.
"Chara! Wake up God dangit!"
As soon as Chara's eyes opened with her Red Eyes gleaming my face.
She jumped for her knife!
"DON'T YOU EVEN TR-... Del?"
"Chara! What the hell?! You know we're the only ones in this cramped room!"
"Get off me!"
As i got Chara of my chest, i told her that Frisk wanted to see us.
"Do we really have to work for her?"
"If you want to stay alive, yeah."
"Fine!"
Papyrus was waiting for us outside.
"What took you so long, Nyeh?"
"One, She nearly stabbed me to death. Two, we couldn't find our weapons except for Chara's Knife."
"Nyeh? Well i took them from you, we can't let you walking around our Turf with weapons. You do good to us, we'll supply you with weapons. Is that clear?"
Oh well, goodbye money i never spent..
I should've bought a gun with an Anti-Thief System..
"Alright, what's the job?"
"Nyeh? I don't know. The Boss will tell you."
So we got out of the building and got in the car.
As we drove towards The Skeleton's Family HQ, Papyrus warned us about something.
"Nyeh, Humans.. The Boss may not give you an easy job. I'm tellin' ya. The Boss can be demanding."
"Well, we have survived a Dungeon that is filled with LITERAL Guns. So i think we're okay."
"Nyehehe! You must be delusional, there is no such thing as a Dungeon filled with Guns."
"Actually, we-.."
"Ssst.."
As we reached The Towering Building that is The Skeleton's Family HQ, we we're greeted with Armed Guards.
Oh yeah! That's a real nice touch..
We entered The Building.
"Nyeh! The Boss is on the top floor and the elevator's broken. Better start running. Nyeh! Heh! Heh!"
We ran up the stairs.
It was exhausting!
"Heh.. Heh.. I think i'm out of breath!"
"Wait! Can't you just teleport us up there?"
"Why do you always forget your Teleporting Powers?"
So i grabbed Chara and we teleported to Frisk's Office.
"Ah, there you are.."
"I didn't think you would get here so quickly.."
"Please, have a seat."
"So, i guess you must be curious on what your Job is?"
"If it keeps us alive.."
"Hohoho, alright."
"You see, Del.. Our Family is in a little bit of a.. Predicament.."
"Our finances are dropping because everyone is rallying towards The Dreemurr Family instead of our Family!"
"Which is why, i want you to break into a bank."
"That's it?"
"Ohohoho, not just any ordinary Bank."
"I want you to break into The Dreemurr Family's Bank!"
"I want them to lose their profits that clearly should have been ours!"
"WHAT?! ARE YOU NUT-?.."
Frisk pulled up a gun and pointed it towards me.
"Excuse me, i didn't hear you quite clearly."
"O-Okay.. We'll do it.."
"Huh! Good."
"We'll supply you with weapons that is enough to break the safe."
"Let me guess.."
"Dynamite and Rocket Launchers?"
"Your quite wrong actually.."
"I asked Sans & Gaster to supply you with these.."
After that, two Gaster Blasters popped up from below the floor.
"Surprised? These are called.."
"Gaster Blasters. Yes, i know how to use them."
"Oh, quite the Jack of All Trades aren't 'cha?"
"Anyway, what about Guns? We will need them to be able to even reach the safe."
"You won't need Guns. You will just be infiltrating into The Bank and grab all the cash from the safe."
"Sans and Papyrus will take care of anybody that tries to disrupt your infiltration."
"Alright, what about if we're INSIDE The Building?"
"If things are not going as planned, you can just use this Revolver to finish off anyone in your path."
"This? This Revolver?"
"Well, i'm sure my boys will be able to take out almost every member of The Dreemurr Family's Royal Guard before you even arrive at the place."
"So, Bye bye for now."
*Click*
In an instant, Me and Chara fell down a shute!
At the end of the shute, we saw Sans & Papyrus geared up and ready to go.
"heh, didn't think you chumps would make it."
"i guess i don't need to repeat what the boss has said, we're going to go to the bank and provide cover for you."
"Nyeh! And ill be in Sniper Duty and Sans will be on Ground Level mowing people down."
"Alright you two Skeletons, we can't just go inside Guns Blazing."
"We need a plan!"
"Nyeh! I was thinking about that too! But Sans thinks its better if we just do it his way."
"By being lazy.."
"Heh, no matter what timeline i'm in. It seems like Sans is always lazy."
"What? Timeline?"
"Oh, its just a metaphor. I know a bunch of people like Sans.."
I'm sweating, i nearly spilled the beans about Alternate Universes!
Imagine the damage these guys can do when they leak to other Universes!
"Alright, here's the Plan."
"Papyrus. You will be stationed on top of this building providing Sniper Support."
"NYEH! I'm good with that!"
"Sans, you stay on the streets and provide us cover and backup if we need so."
"heh, i think my plan was much better. but, whatever.."
"While both of you mow The Royal Guards down, me and Chara will infiltrate the bank and get as much loot as we possibly can."
"Is there a van big enough to load tons of gold?"
"Nyeh! We got one right here! Enough to bring every piece of Gold from their vault!"
"Alright! Then we can start this Job."
Suddenly, we heard gunfire.
"What the hell?!"
Turns out, The Mettaton Gang and The Dreemurr Family is having disputes at the moment.
"Crap! We cannot enter their Bank now!"
"It is most likely guarded by their best guards to keep The Mettaton Gang out of it!"
"We should wait until this dies off..."
"Nyeh? What do we tell the boss then?!"
"yeah, she might not be happy with what your about to report there kid."
"Would she rather have two of her best Members killed in gunfire?"
"Nyeh.. I think he's got a point Sans. I still don't want to die! I'm not The Boss' right-hand man yet!"
"heh.. alright.."
"but your responsible, okay kid?"
"Yeah, just tell Frisk."
So Sans and Papyrus told Frisk that its impossible to do The Job with what's happening between The Dreemurr Family and The Mettaton Gang.
Frisk seems dissapointed.
But, he did give us a day before doing our Job.
"Hmm, those Mettaton Mobsters shouldn't be interfering!"
"Del, i want you to break The Bank and eliminate Mettaton."
"If his dead, we can control nearly half of The City!"
"His Gangs own a lot of Brand Names, so i'm giving you a day to find a way to kill him."
"Capisce?"
"Yeah, i got it."
So we got back to our room to think of a plan to assassinate Mettaton.
"Maybe if we... Then what about if i... Then Chara can..."
"HAHAH! Yes! This is perfect! I can't wait to show this to Frisk tomorrow!"
So me and Chara went to sleep.
Tomorrow, we can start killing people..
"Y̧͠o̶̷u̷̧͝ ́re͏͡a̛l͜ly͢͟ ͜a҉̕r͝͡e ̶̛P̶ą̴͠t͡h ȩt́̕i̧̢͏c̨.̡.̢.̷̵̡"
"T̨́͝h̛́̀e͟҉͞ ǫnl̢y̵̧̡ ̢th҉͞i͜͠ń̶̛g̢ ̡͠y͟o̶͠͞ur ͜k͘͜il͠ĺi͝n̕g͘̕.̡.̡. Is͝ ̵̨ỳ͜o͏u͟͝͞ŗ͟ o͜͡n̶̡l̶̷͠y͞ ̶̨h͘ó̶̡p̨͡è͜ ǫf͠ e̛s͜ca̶p̛i̛͢͡ǹ̶͠g̡̨͡ ͢͜͠ţ͝h͏is̡͠ ̛A̷͝U!́̕
̨̛͟HA͘H͠A̧̕͡H̶A̢͟H̢AH̡A̷H҉̧A͝H͟A̛͡!҉͝!̷̕!̶͢"
