First Date
Chapter Two
Summary: I got this idea when i was listening to my Blink 182 cd. It's based on the song "First Date" not really a songfic. It's basically Tommy and Lil's first date story.
Disclaimer: I do not own it... If I did I'm sure it wouldn't be a kids show anymore :laughs:
A/N: Whoo chapter two of the rewrite! If you've read the original story, this one will be slightly similar, but I am taking out all bands featured and song lyrics. I think I'll still have the club scene in, but I'm not completely sure yet. I will also be adding some new places for them to go to. Well I guess I shall say... on with the story!


The cold air surrounded the young teen like a blanket of ice. He pulled his arms to the shirt he was wearing and continued down his drive way to the sidewalk that led to his date's house. Sighing slightly, he looked wistfully up at his warm house, were Dil was currently looking out the window laughing at the freezing cold teen and holding up what appeared to be a super warm looking hoodie. Tommy glared at his brother and give him the finger that would make his mother cry.

His breath came out in little puffs of white mist as he finally reached the DeVille's front door. Letting out a breath of relief, he knocked impatiently at the door. It took a few minutes before Phil finally opened the door. Phil laughed at the shivering teen on the door step.

"It's like 30 some degrees out and your smart ass didn't wear a jacket," he said.

"I was in a hurry! Oh best friend of mine, would you happen to have a nice warm hoodie for your greatest buddy in the whole world?"

"Why didn't you just go back into the house after you realized how cold it was, dumb ass?"

"Because I didn't feel like walking back up the drive way and into the house. Not to mention the fact, that Dil probably locked to door. He decided it would be funny to tease me and hold up a hoodie while I was walking over here," Tommy said getting an evil glint in his eyes. "He'll pay later tonight. HE WILL PAY! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"You're odd. Come on in and I'll see if Lil's ready."

"Hoodie? I'll give you a cookie."

"Yes, I'll bring you a hoodie. You owe me a cookie though. I like cookies! They rock so hard," Phil said, laughing at his stupid comments.

"And you call me odd?"

"Shut it, let me go see if the sis is ready. You know how long girls take. I mean seriously, five hours just to pick out clothes!" Phil ranted, as Tommy blushed. "Tommy, did you take five hours to pick out clothes? What happened to your manhood man?"

"It only took me four and a half, thank you very much!"

"...Tommy's not a man!"

"Go see if your sister is ready before I punch you!"

"Gee I love you too."

"GO! NOW!" Tommy said laughing and pushing Phil toward the stairs.

"Wait! I'm suppose to give you the threatening brother speech! Ahem, you do anything to hurt my sister and blah blah blah... I'll kill you!"

"Oh so threatening! I'm like totally shaking, you loser."

"No but seriously man, you fuck with my sister I'ma fuck your face up. Then I'ma cut your balls off and feed them to some weird animal or something. After that I'ma drug you up and force you into a dress and tie you to the flag pole at school," Phil said in a serious voice.

"Ohh protective, but really man, I would never hurt your sister or put our friendship on the line."

"I know, that's why I'm happy it's you she likes. Though, it gets really annoying. 'PHIL! Does Tommy like me?'; 'Oh my gosh! He looks so hot today!' You should feel lucky that you don't have a sister."

"Dude, I have Dil as a brother."

"He's cool though. He's not that annoying, mostly crazy."

"Try living with him. 'ALIENS ARE COMING!' 'SEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA MMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!' (1)" Tommy said laughing.

"Like I said, weird, but not to annoying. At least he doesn't talk about guys all the time."

"Phil?" a female called out.

"Lil! Tommy's here"

"What? Why didn't you tell me?"

"We were talking," he replied grinning at his twin who came into view.

"Hey Tommy," Lil said sounding a bit shy.

"Hey, you look amazing!"

Lil was wearing tight blue jeans that hugged her hips in the right places. Her black shirt was fitted and had a Dummy Bear on the front. She had no make-up on, letting her natural beauty shine. Brown hair fell softly around her face and covered up part of her brillant green eyes. Tommy felt his knees going weak as Lil smiled her brillant smile.

"Dude, you're drooling," Phil said laughing at his friend.

"Fuck off, where's the hoodie?"

"You're mean! I wish you were exstint! I'm not getting you the hoodie now!"

"... but but I love you!"

"Tommy, I thought we were going out! Oh my god it's Phil you like, isn't it!" Lil exclaimed laughing and joining in the game.

"Oh yes Lil, it's your brother I'm really after."

"Sorry sis," Phil said grabbing Tommy and holding him tightly.

The three stared at each other for a good three minutes before laughing. Tears streamed down their faces and gasps of breath could be heard. Phil released Tommy and the two fell onto the floor laughing.

"Why--is--this--so--funny!" Phil choked out between laughs.

"I--don't--know!" came a reply.

"Okay, not funny anymore," Tommy said getting up and grinning at the twins. "Hoodie!"

"What the fuck is up with you and that stupid hoodie!" Phil demanded.

"Have you been outside? IT'S FUCKING COLD!" he exclaimed.

"Phil, get him the hoodie. I wanna get this date started." Lil said as Phil walked out of the room. "I know a way to warm you up," she whispered and laughed when Tommy shivered.

"How's that?"

"A nice hot cup of coffee!" she grinned. "You perv!"

"Hehe, I knew that's what you meant."

"Right, sure."

"Tease. PHIL, I WANT THE HOODIE!"

"Ouch, that's called an ear, Tommy," Phil said as he walked in.

"Sorry!" he yelled purposely into his ear.

"I so hate you right now... I really do."

"I still love you, but I must kidnap your sister and do wicked things with her!"

"You do know that's a bad thing to say to a brother right?"

"Lil, it's Phil... He can't do anything."

"HEY! What's that suppose to mean!"

"You're a pussy, duh."

"Jerk."

"You know I'm just playing. Come, Lil, we have a night of fun. I'll have her home by two."

"Hmm okay, have fun."

"Bye Phil!" Tommy and Lil said as they walked out into the cold night.

"DAMNIT!" Tommy exclaimed.

"What?"

"It's cold and I forgot the hoodie!"

"Tommy?"

"Yes, Lil?"

"You're a dumbass."

"Thank you Dear."

"Tommy?"

"Yes?"

"Don't call me Dear."

"Okay Sugar Lumps!"

"Go get the hoodie!"

"Yes, Master."

"Go! Now"

Tommy mock bowed and walked back into the house where a grinning Phil was holding out the hoodie. He took it and put it on.

"Don't say a thing."

"Loser."

"G'night Phil," Tommy said walking out of the house and slamming the door. "Shall we, Master Sugar Lumps?"


(1) If anyone has seen Rocko's Modern Life that is were the Sea Monkey part comes from. I love that show!
A/N:sigh: So I hope everyone had an awesome holiday season. I have yet to finish chapter four, but I decided to just post this. Reason being... I've been sick since Christmas Eve and finally starting to feel better, but because of my cold/flu I now have Conjunctivitis also known as Pink Eye. Tis sucky. The only remotely good things are I get babied and get to drink something other than water in my room. :-D Basically saying, chapter four (Chapter three is done, and will probably be posted sometime this week) won't be done for awhile considering school also starts on the fifth. SchoolExtremely Stressed-out Lake. Sorry for the wait in advance. Chemistry comes first.

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