Note: Whose ready for round two?!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...*sniffle*
Naruto: Give me some clothes!
Sasuke: Give me your ass. *Gets on top of Naruto*
Naruto: Please...someone...get me pants!
Itachi: Can I join in?
Deidara: I wanna fuck with Naru-chan too!
Me: I hope you all go to hell for being so sick.
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Chapter 2
Naruto was standing behind the bathroom door, and both Uchiha brothers were staring at the door. His voice was very shaky. "H-hey, teme! Who the fuck did you bring in on the first day!"
"He's my brother dobe." Sasuke snickered. "Put on a shirt if your that embarrassed."
"Why? I'm kinda enjoying the view." Itachi smirked.
Naruto squealed from behind the door. "W-what's that supposed to mean!"
"You already have Deidara you perverted gay." Sasuke growled at the elder.
Itachi wrapped one of his arms around his brother. "Not like your any different." He said in a low voice.
Naruto snuck out of the bathroom and threw on a shirt while Sasuke was distracted with choking his brother. "You guys can stop fighting."
Itachi pushed his brother off of himself and looked at the blond. "Aww, the cutie put on a shirt."
Sasuke punched his brother. "Are you a pervert or just obsessed with blonds?!"
Itachi smiled. "Hahaha! Both my sweet Sasuke, both."
"Itachi!" A voice rang from outside the room. "How long are you going to make me wait?"
Sasuke opened the door and groaned. "Why is he here too?"
Itachi rushed over to hug the long haired blond, who was a head shorter than him. "How can you hate such a cute face?" He kissed his boyfriend.
"How can you fuck such an undesirable body?" The younger Uchiha mumbled.
"Well I'm sorry I'm a twenty year old man and not a little kid like the idiot staring on the other side of the room!" Deidara pouted.
"Your only a hundred and six centimeters tall! Your barely bigger than Naruto!" Sasuke shouted.
Naruto felt everyone's eyes on him. "I guess I should leave since this seems like a family issue."
Sasuke stopped the boy from leaving. "Don't mind my brother and his boyfriend, they were just leaving."
"Boyfriend?"
Itachi laughed as he pulled Deidara closer. "Yes boyfriend, I'm gay." Deidara blushed and hid his face in his boyfriends shirt. "And now he's being shy."
"Ok, out you both go." Sasuke pushed the pair of lovers out of his room. "And don't come back unless you call first."
"See you later bro." The art freak said.
Sasuke growled. "I still refuse to call you family!"
"Now that's not very nice to-" Itachi was cut off by Sasuke slamming the door in his face.
The youngest Uchiha turned to a very stunned Naruto. "Sorry about that, I had no idea he was coming...or that that freak would be with him."
"I guess you don't like your brothers?"
The raven groaned. "Don't say brothers, I only have one. We get along fine for the most part but I can't stand Deidara."
"Deidara?" Naruto cocked his head.
"The moron he's dating. 'Art is an explosion!' Why can't he shut up about it for once!"
"Well" Naruto joked, "at least now I know where your crappy sense of humor came from."
"What?" The raven was confused, he didn't really have a sense of humor.
"When you were joking while I was changing my shirt earlier."
So that's what he meant, Sasuke thought. "I wasn't joking, you really do have a nice body." Sasuke went to the bathroom to get ready for bed, leaving a dumbfounded Naruto behind. He hoped that when he woke up he could be back to his normal self.
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And back to his normal self he was. Sasuke Uchiha woke up as gloomy as he always was. The Sasuke that had been smiling and joking around the previous day was gone. He didn't know why he had been acting so strange yesterday. It might have been because of that idiotic blonds influence. It was now 6:00 in the morning and that dobe seemed to still be sleeping. Not that it mattered to him, but Sasuke thought that the blond should get up soon because classes started at 7:00. Sasuke had fully dressed, brushed his teeth, and done his hair by the time it was 6:45. And where was Naruto during all this? He was still sleeping so Sasuke thought it was about time to wake him up. The raven wondered over to the foot of the blonds bed and pulled off his sheets. It was a total failure though seeing as Naruto was still asleep with one of his hands on his chest and the other on his stomach. The blonds mouth was slightly open and his face looked so peaceful. Sasuke would have never guessed that the boy had a troubled past. He was sleeping so soundly that it was almost a pity to wake him. Sasuke shook his head and sighed. What was he thinking? This was not the time to fall for his roommate. Besides, the two had only just met. He sighed yet again and grabbed both of the younger boys cheeks, pulling hard. Naruto opened his eyes and shot up.
"Ah!" His eyes were wide. "What the hell?! That hurts!"
Sasuke looked at him board. "Hn?"
"Ouch! Ok! Ok! Geez I'll get up. Stop it already!"
Sasuke released Naruto's cheeks and picked up his bag. "Class starts in ten minute dobe, don't be late." Then he got his key and left to go to class.
Naruto was rubbing his cheeks. "It's not like I asked you to wake me up teme."
The blond quickly got ready and ran to his class. His first class for the day was literature. Even though he ran he was still late. To be honest, if Kakashi weren't his teacher for that class he'd have been scolded. But since Kakashi was his teacher only students were in the classroom. Kakashi was well known around the school for being late for everything. One thing that Naruto knew about the man was that he was a pervert. Since his adopted brother Iruka worked at the same school as the man, he had met him a few times before. He always carried around a hentai book that also happened to be part of a series written by Naruto's godfather. Not to mention that Kakashi had had his eye on Iruka for some time now. Naruto swore that he was cursed to live with perverts for his whole life. And now Sasuke and his brothers were being added to the mix. Could his life get any worse? Of course it could. Every night the boy was haunted by his dark past, and would never wake up. The torture and pain was something he would just have to live with, even if it followed him for the rest of his life. So the boy put on a smile and tried to forget his trouble until he fell asleep. He made new friends, went to a few parties, and did his best to have a good time. But forgetting while awake wont erase the past he was trying to run from. In fact, it was his method of trying to move on that caused him to have the dreams he did, or at least that's what his psychologist said to him. Every Monday he had to talk to the woman about his feelings and how to end his nightmares. The two had worked together and came up with many ideas that never worked. Her only answer to him was that it was a deep trauma, and would take a long time to get over. But hadn't it been almost eleven years? How much longer could this take? A voice came from the front of the classroom and Naruto stopped thinking and tried to pay attention.
"Morning everyone!" Kakashi said as he sat down. "Sorry I'm late, I was-"
"Just say that you overslept and get it over with."
"Now Sasuke, I'm your teacher now so-"
"Your late for everything, so just start class." Sasuke growled at him.
Kakashi sighed, he would be hiving a long talk with Itachi later. "Fine, open to the first chapter in your books."
Sasuke looked across the room and saw Naruto. The teen could see the younger boy easily in a crowd, due to the sunshine yellow color of his hair. Naruto was listening to Kakashi's boring speech, and seemed to be struggling to stay awake. Was that kid really so stupid that he couldn't even stay awake on the first day? Sasuke shook his head and sighed. Kakashi told the class to read the first chapter and he started to read his own book. While the man was distracted, Sasuke moved his seat to the empty one next to the blond, who had fallen asleep on the desk. The raven laughed to himself and stared at the others face. Why did he look so damn cute while unconscious? Not like it mattered much to him, but Sasuke wondered what the boy could be dreaming about with such a peaceful expression. He continued to look at the boys face and rest his head down by the blonds.
"Wake up Sasuke." A voice called to the raven.
"Hn?" The teen looked up at the figure groggily.
Itachi looked down at his brother. "Kakashi told me to come and wake you up, but it looks like your not the only one who passed out."
Sasuke looked to his left and saw that Naruto was still there. The other students had fallen asleep as well, except for a few who continued to read. Itachi grinned at his brother and then left. Kakashi was still reading his book. The raven walked back to his seat and checked the clock. It was 7:50 so class would be over in a few minutes. When the bell rang, he grabbed his things and ran to his next class. It was going to be a long day.
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It was 3:00 and last period had just ended. Naruto was on his way back to the dorms so that he could put away his things and grab what he needed while he was out. Gaara, who always gave him a ride, spotted him on his way there and decided to talk to him while he got his stuff.
"How long should I wait for you this time?" Gaara asked.
"Thirty minutes, Maybe forty five." Responded the blond as he opened the door to his room.
"OK."
Naruto got his things quickly and locked the room. Then both the red and blond teens ran out the building and got into Gaara's car. They drove to the place where worked. It took them fifteen minutes to get there and the whole way they the two talked about their first day. Soon they reached the office and went inside. Gaara sat in the waiting room with Naruto until Dr. Takahashi came to take the blond into another room. The woman talked to him until 4:00. He told her about moving into the dorms with all of his best friends and about his new roommate. He did however leave out the part where Sasuke's brother came over. She talked to the boy a little bit about his dreams and once again they talked about how their previous plan to end them failed. When Naruto finally left her office to go back to the dorms he saw that Gaara had passed out on the chair he had been sitting in. Understandable since he hadn't slept in the last week. Gaara had a bad case of insomnia so he almost never slept. To make things worse, the red refused to see a doctor about it. He woke up the other and they drove back to the dorms.
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Sasuke was laying on his bed thinking. He felt embarrassed about his brother seeing him asleep next to Naruto. On top of that, why dad Kakashi have to call Itachi in the first place? The raven rolled over on his stomach, and grabbed his pillow. He was angry with himself, though his face was blank, to the point of wanting to scream. Come to think of it, where was the dobe anyway? As if the boy were reading his thoughts, Naruto came into the room smiling.
"Did you wait for me?" Naruto threw himself on his bed, arms spread out.
"Hn." Sasuke was acting as indifferent as ever, though he actually found the blond interesting.
"You didn't miss me?"
"Hn."
"But I'm so loveable!"
"Hn." Sasuke rolled over on his back a little too close to the edge.
Naruto knew how to get this ass to say something. "So you don't want to fuck me ?"
Sasuke shot up and fell off the bed. "W-what?!"
"Haha! I mean, you are gay right?"
"How the fuck did you come up with that?" Sasuke couldn't believe it. He'd been found out!
"Well, there's no way you can be straight with a brother like yours...and you said I was sexy."
"Oh" The raven blushed, "right."
"Eh?!" Naruto was taken a bit aback. "I was only joking! Your really-?"
Sasuke shot him a glare. "Yes I'm gay! Gotta problem? Don't say things like that if your only joking dobe!" Sasuke stormed out of the room.
"Geez, no need to overreact." He sighed into his pillow. "Not like I don't know how you feel."
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Note: Wait there's more...in chapter 3! I hoped you liked it! Give me that feed back peeps!
Naruto: What's up with the shitty cliffhanger?
Sasuke: It makes you look bad.
Me: Bastards!
