Summary: Sokka's mind at work once again
Rating: K+
A/N: Oh. My. Word. It took me over a month to get this up and I'm not even happy with it. Your "Fog Machine" prompt really stumped me, wingedmercury, but this is for you. :)
"Sokka, what in the world are you doing?"
"Just puttin' a little something together my genius brain came up with."
"Genius, huh? What is it?"
"I call it 'The Turbo Velocity Maximum Accelerator'."
"…The what?"
"TVMA for short. It's for those days when we've got to keep up a steady flight speed and Appa starts running a little low on gas. We just light the fuse on this thing and…WHOOSH!"
"Umm…Have you tested this out yet?"
"I was just about to. Now stand back, I'm gonna light this baby up."
Fzzzzssshhh…BOOM.
"I*cough*don't think it worked, Sokka. Though one thing's for sure, lighting Appa's tail on fire would certainly get him moving faster."
"Sarcasm duly noted and thoroughly unappreciated, Katara. Thanks for pointing out the obvious."
"Your welcome. Now maybe you should just stick to gathering firewood from now on, 'kay?"
"Wait! I had another idea that I haven't started putting together quite yet. Wanna hear it?"
"Sokka, I appreciate what your trying to do, but maybe this just isn't your thing."
"Just hear me out, okay?"
"…Go ahead."
"All right, now what would you think of a…Fog Machine, huh, huh?"
"I'm gonna go fix dinner now. Have fun, Sokka"
"Aww…Come on, Katara…Katara?"
