so now that you know the history of the epic and unepic clan, back to epicfortnite420! So anyway epicfortnite420 stormed the unepic clan home slapping everyone across the face with his massive bear cock and then he found unepicpubg420 fucking his body pillow. this time it was orisa. so naturally i fucked him up and then i slap him across the face with my massive hand because if i slapped him across the face with my massive bear cock that would be gay and im not gay im straihgt. so i broke unepicpubg420's neck and then he used the mighty power of unepic revival and revived himself and fucked me up and broke my neck but then i used the mighty power of epic revival and fucked him up good. unepicpubg420 didnt know i had achieved nirvana and became capable of using the epic revival so he thought he had this in the bag with his gay bastardized version of epic revival but hes not because hes gay and unepic and libtarded and shit.

so then unepicpubg420 using his massive head and tiny unepic cock thought up a plan. unepicpubg420 then fucked off using the mighty power of unepic teleportation which is a bastardized version of the mighty epic teleportation because those fucking unepics cant be original and they have to steal our powers and our country and its omega unepic.

so then i said fuck the unepics their gay and unepic and their satanists and shit so I went down to hell and beat the fuck out of satan with my massive bearcock (its 20 feet long) and then i made satan slit her wrists (yes satan is a woman because woman are libtarded more often than men and need to stay in the kitchen but satan cant make good sandwiches so she committed suicide cause she realized how unepic she was and became satan) because she emo as fuck and shit cuh.

so then by killing satan i unlocked the power of cum from god who doesnt like satan because satan is unepic. i can now make cum shields, cum traps, cum bombs, and of course cum guns. so with my new power i went back to the unepic home and tried to fuck up unepicpubg420 but he was prepared and he had gone and fucked up god because unepicpubg420 is unepic. so anyway he got the power of anticum from lucifer and he can make anticum shields, anticum traps, anticum bombs, and of course anticum guns. we were even with our epic and unepic powers but then jesus came and said i hate unepic people like unepicpubg420 and then jesus stabbed unepicpubg420 with a cross and then he gave me the power to travel dimensions because jesus knew that i was growing bored of this dimension and the unepic people were getting too plentiful. So in the next episode, we'll see epicfortnite420 in an alternate dimension! Epic!1!1!11!1!11