A/N: Thank you very much, hooligan and bbb671 for those two lovely reviews. Seeing as this story, even the first chapter got me reviews faster than my other stories (and I mean that was fucking fast, I only posted it last night and already received two reviews)
I'll think about the harem part… Maybe even make your wish come true if I can bbb671… But remember, I am not Shenlong and do not have seven balls.
As for hooligan's question about why she suddenly turned scared and the first chapter's name is "Enter the shy one!": She wasn't expecting any of the events to happen, especially the Akatsuki encounter. As for the chapter title, it just seemed legit to write it, I don't know why.
Anyway, enjoy chapter 2!
Disclaimer: NO! Naruto is not mine! I only own two manga volumes of Othello, my pc, my pc games, my phones and a missing brain.
Warning: no under 15 readers
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SUPERMASSIVELINEBREAKTHATWILLMAKEYOUSHITYOURPANTIESBECAUSEITSSOLONGANDIMNOTUSINGANYGRAMMER!
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In a clothing shop we know fairly well from other fanfics
"Hey, it really suits you." Kakashi commented when Creatrix stepped out of the changing room. She was wearing a pair of short pants with fishnet tights underneath. On top of that she wore a fishnet shirt underneath a rather large t-shirt, her long and messy dark hair was pulled into a ponytail, but half of her hair; thanks to cutting it in layers, hung out and framed her face perfectly. With that, she wore black knee height boots with a slight heel.
Creatrix blushed slightly, looking down at herself. "You… You think so?" Kakashi nodded and turned to the lady at the counter, pointing to Creatrix. The lady approved of her outfit and let Kakashi pay before the two of them left to find food for the girl.
After passing multiple food stands, Creatrix smelt something that definitely made her mouth water and her eyes sparkle. Pies! Without giving Kakashi a chance to catch up, Creatrix was already picking out a pie for herself. Kakashi sighed and strolled over to pay for the pie before they both sat down on a bench so Creatrix could eat. "Would you prefer to sleep on the couch or in a bed?" Kakashi questioned.
"Huh?" Creatrix thought for a few moments, taking a bite of pie. "Whichever… As long as I have somewhere to sleep…" She finished her pie and threw the packaging in the trash bin. Kakashi got up and started walking towards his apartment, Creatrix following close by.
On the way to Kakashi's apartment, however, they ran into Naruto who kind of scared Creatrix with his hyperactivity. "Whoa! So Granny set you up to take care of her? Why is she so shy?" Naruto tried to take a peek at Creatrix, who was hiding behind Kakashi. "Hii!"
"Naruto… I think you're too loud…" Kakashi sighed and turned his head to glance at Creatrix. "Anyway, you have training to do, don't you?"
Naruto nodded and pointed at Kakashi. "With you. Granny said you'd train me." He said, eyes sparkling. Kakashi sighed and nodded, turning to Creatrix.
"You okay with me training the kid?" Kakashi asked, taking note of how Creatrix was staring at Naruto with slight fear lining her face. She nodded and gripped onto Kakashi's shirt.
"Yay!" Naruto chirped and started running off in a random direction. Kakashi sighed and followed after the hyperactive brat, Creatrix holding on to his shirt.
They passed a few people, including Ino, who went completely gaga when she saw Creatrix. "Aww! She looks so kawaii!" Ino cupped her hands to her cheeks and squealed. Sakura, on the other hand smiled and waved. (Like the penguins of madagascar. Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.)
Creatrix smiled at the two, still holding on to Kakashi's shirt. "She's really shy, don't you think?" Sakura turned to Kakashi, ignoring Ino's oogling. Kakashi nodded and glanced at Creatrix to make sure she didn't freak out because of Ino, but it turns out she was actually faring pretty well with Ino chatting away.
"Well, I have to go train Naruto... Again..." Kakashi wiped a hand across his face. Ino smiled and she and Sakura waved goodbye to Creatrix as they walked away.
The two finally found Naruto waiting for them boredly. I use the term lightly, because Naruto was asleep by the time they got to the training ground. "Finally!" Naruto grumbled when Kakashi jabbed a toe in the kid's ribs.
Creatrix sat down under a tree and watched Naruto practically get his arse handed to him by Kakashi. The jounin didn't even bother to try and defend himself, just reading his book, deflecting Naruto's attacks like a boss. It was rather hot that day, so Creatrix chose a nice spot to watch the two ninja spar for a while.
"No fair... Kakashi-sensei you're always reading that book and always seem to beat me..." Naruto grumbled, plopping down next to Creatrix who jumped slightly and scooted away.
Kakashi chuckled and held out a hand to Creatrix. "You're too hyper, that's why." Kakashi said, making Naruto pout and Creatrix giggle softly before attaching herself to his shirt once again. "Anyway, its starting to get late." He started walking away.
"Bye Creatrix-chan!" Naruto roared before heading home himself. It was already starting to grow dark and some people already had their lights on. Creatrix clutched onto Kakashi's shirt tighter when they passed random people who greeted them and went bonkers about the cute shy girl attached to the silver haired jounin.
Within minutes they finally arrived at Kakashi's place where Creatrix immediately went to the bathroom to shower. Kakashi checked the house for any intruders and sighed when he found none. He wondered if she was thirsty when he went over to the kitchen to grab a cup of coffee.
Kakashi heard singing coming from the bathroom, such that it made him stop what he was doing and listened. It was Creatrix singing, and she wasn't shy about singing either, because she sang a full song without pausing to remember lyrics.
[Author not willing to insert lyrics for the song, because its a Celene Dion song and author starts bawling her bloody eyes out when she hears even one song or writes the lyrics. The song's name is One Heart.]
Creatrix finished singing the song, leaving Kakashi too stunned to move; until he remembered that his coffee was getting cold. He grabbed his cup and sat down on the couch, relaxing.
Creatrix called from the bathroom whilst he was lounging about in the living room after she turned the tap off. "What?"
"Umm… Where's a towel?" She called back. In the bathroom, Creatrix hid behind the shower curtain and waited for a towel to be brought in, because there weren't any. Kakashi opened the door and dropped a towel into the bathroom before closing the door again. Hesitating, Creatrix got out of the shower, grabbed the towel that was blue and started drying herself.
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Outside Kakashi's apartment
"She just finished showering." Itachi whispered to Kisame who was almost half-asleep. They had carefully hidden themselves outside the apartment that it was so obvious where they were hiding; on the goddamned roof.
With the use of his sharingan, Itachi could see what was happening in the small building. The girl walked out of the bathroom after dressing and stood in the hallway. "Umm… Can I sleep in the bedroom?" She asked, rather shyly. Kakashi turned his head to look at her from the couch and nodded. The girl then walked into the bedroom and immediately lay down on the bed.
"You and your bloody eyes…" Kisame grumbled under his breath.
"Shh!" Itachi hissed as quietly as possible. "She's in bed… But Hatake isn't falling asleep at all." There was a pause. "He just moved… Into the bedroom… Now he's just standing there… Shit!" Itachi hissed quietly and turned his sharingan off. "We won't be capturing her very soon…"
"What?!" Kisame groaned softly, hanging his head. Itachi then heard mumbling from inside and turned his sharingan on again.
"I… Can't sleep without music… Would you mind if I put some music on for myself?" The girl asked, taking out a strange device. Kakashi stared at it and nodded. The girl then took out a long wire with a plug at the one end, split in two in the middle and on the other end were two round buds that she put in each ear. She inserted the other end into the strange device and lay back after choosing music.
Within minutes, the girl was sound asleep and Kakashi was almost asleep, but he kept himself awake by drinking coffee. Itachi grunted and turned his sharingan off. Kisame was fast asleep, so Itachi took watch to make sure they weren't discovered.
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Needless to say, Itachi was soon snoring away softly because of his use of the sharingan. Dipshit.
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The next morning
Creatrix yawned and sat up from the bed, noting that Kakashi was snoring whilst he leaned against the wall in the bedroom. Giggling slightly, she got up and poked Kakashi so he could wake up, but nothing happened. Sighing, Creatrix shuffled out of the room and went to the kitchen to grab a cup of coffee.
What I don't understand is why Itachi and Kisame were sunbathing that early in the morning. They could have waited a few hours after Creatrix went to sleep, because Kakashi fell asleep as well, but now the idiots were on the roof of Kakashi's apartment, fast asleep. And the sun was really hot that day.
Whilst making coffee, Creatrix randomly clicked on a song from her phone and let it play. The small house was filled with soft music coming from Creatrix's phone, which woke Kakashi up. The jounin jumped away from the wall and noticed that Creatrix was missing, so he went to check and found her in the living room, sipping coffee and browsing through her phone.
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On the roof with the sunbathers
Itachi jumped awake and tapped Kisame so he could wake up. The two of them then listened in on Kakashi and the girl's conversation. "What would you like for breakfast?" Kakashi asked. Itachi turned on his sharingan and spied on them.
The girl shrugged. "Breakfast?" She said softly, trying to sound convincing but not quite succeeding. The huge Akatsuki cloaks unfortunately caused Kisame and Itachi to immediately turn red because of the intense sun, meaning they would have to hide somewhere shady till nightfall. "As long as I can get a piece of bacon, I'm happy." The girl smiled widely at Kakashi.
Itachi sat back on the roof and pressed a finger to his chin in thought. "She's much calmer than yesterday..." He stated. Sure, the girl (who they don't know her name) is calmer, but how would she act when seeing the people she saw the previous day?
"She probably faked being scared in the first place." Kisame whispered, scratching his head. Confused, the two Akatsuki members sat on the roof, burning from the sun, thinking why the hell would she be calmer?
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Inside
Kakashi stared down at Creatrix, who casually sipped at her coffee. "Okay, I'll start on breakfast then..." He said and sauntered to the kitchen.
I don't get it. How can Konoha sleep through Kisame's snoring? Maybe they were fast asleep, yes, maybe.
"Nooo!" Creatrix jumped up and ran over to the kitchen. "I wanna make breakfast!" Great, a fight over who's making breakfast? With how skinny Creatrix is, she would probably fail if she were to physically try and harm Kakashi.
"You can cook?" Kakashi raised and eyebrow, Creatrix searching for a pan and pulling it out along with a spatula.
Rolling her eyes, Creatrix opened the fridge, grabbed six eggs and a packet of bacon. Then she saw something that would definitely make anyone's breakfast. "Cheese!" She grabbed the gouda cheese and shooed Kakashi from the kitchen before rolling up her sleeves (I use the term lightly, she didn't have any sleeves) and starting on food.
Within minutes, the smell of onions being cooked, bacon and eggs frying and melted cheese soared through Kakashi's apartment and out the window.
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On the roof with the warming tomatoes
"You smell that?" Kisame whispered to Itachi, drool already falling from his mouth. When Itachi looked at Kisame, his eyes were sparkling, meaning that he had an idea, but they have to eat first. What they packed for the trip was a few rations of bread and cheese… Nothing compared to the delicious breakfast they have smelled from Kakashi's kitchen.
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Time for a change of perspective
Whilst cooking, I felt that I was back to normal, sort of. I wouldn't usually cook for anyone else except my mother and me if it was my turn to cook that evening. Wondering what my mother was up to, I finished with the eggs and plated the food to be served. My mother would probably be worried about me, but my phone's time never changed, which was slightly weird.
Kakashi's one eye sparkled when I brought over his plate and a fork. I seated myself on the couch and immediately attacked the bacon. The last time I had bacon was before my mother converted to Islam; we haven't been eating any pork for a long while.
I wondered why I was scared of everything yesterday… Maybe my encounter with the Akatsuki that had me scared out of my pink spotted panties. I also wondered where my backpack was, because I sure as hell brought it with me to Kakashi's apartment.
Glancing at said person made me giggle. He was staring at the empty plate with goo-goo eyes; apparently my cooking is wonderful in this world. "Was it that good?" I asked, finishing off my last piece of egg with melted cheese.
"You can cook!" Kakashi hooted, approving the fact that despite my age, I have learnt how to cook.
For some reason, Naruto burst into Kakashi's apartment, shouting a bunch of words that didn't make sense. Kakashi jumped up and whacked Naruto, scolding him because he may creep me out. I wasn't scared at all, because I sat with my fork in my mouth, staring dumbly at the blonde ninja. "What?" I stared at them as if they were the crazy one's and stood up to wash my plate.
Naruto snapped out of his trance and started explaining clearly. "Granny wants Creatrix-chan in her office immediately; the Akatsuki have been spotted not far from here!" Suddenly I felt as if I were going to shit myself. "She also said that you can sleep at my place if I behave myself." I turned to look at Naruto who had the strangest face expression I have ever seen from him; he was blushing and cupping his cheeks with big, blue puppy eyes.
"Why?" Kakashi raised an eyebrow and glared at Naruto with his one eye.
"I asked her, and because Creatrix-chan is so cute! Kakashi-sensei you can't hog her, it's not nice!" Naruto jumped over to where I stood in the kitchen and glomped me.
I laughed when my butt hit the ground and hugged Naruto back. "You know I'm probably two years older than you, kid." I smiled and patted his head. Naruto gawped at me as if I had just explained to him that there is a possible way to make Kakashi king of the world by skinning his wiener. "Err… Can you get off now? I need to grab my backpack so we can go."
Naruto jumped off and helped me up, Kakashi chuckling slightly. I rushed to the bedroom and picked up my backpack before walking with Kakashi and Naruto to Tsunade's office.
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SUPERMASSIVELINEBREAKTHATWILLMAKEYOUSHITYOURPANTIESBECAUSEITSSOLONGANDIMNOTUSINGANYGRAMMER!
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Hehehehe… I was getting rather hungry with this chapter… So that's why I added the food parts…
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Will Itachi and Kisame succeed in capturing Creatrix before their deadline to return to the Akatsuki hideout? Or will they have their heads bitten off by Pein because they got captured by Konoha? Why does Creatrix have pink spotted panties?!
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