The Story of some random guy I created in my head

By: Epic

Disclaimer: Some characters in this story are based off of some other fanfic, or some TV shows. I'm just going to say that: NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE, and I'm just using the characters to make this story fun.

Authors Notes: Well I read the reviews, and all of them were nice (surprisingly). As I promised in Chapter 1, this chapter is going to be a little more "Juicy". Hope you like it, and tell me if you have any ideas on what should happen.

Side note (Uhh, this is just for this chapter :D) :

Legend-

British Accent (its written like that so its different from the main writing stuff)

Normal Writing, Yay! (This is the normal writing and talking, woot)

Annnnnd that's all…. Oh wait I have one more

WARNING: British people be warned! I love Britain, and I love your accent, but a tiny part of this chapter includes a very…stereotypic insult to all Britain's, so just a heads up mates… a heads up… don't hate me xD

ONTO THE CHAPTER!

Chapter 2: The real start

Some say the world was created by the big bang. Some say god created it saying: "Let there be light", but what if I told you none of those was the truth? What if a big explosion (Specifically a singularity explosion type) didn't create the world? What if the world never had a god? What if… the world was an experiment to one creature? That one thing was a being higher in status then a god. One who could bend anything to his will. One who was… living in a 2LDK apartment in Japan? Yes, it may sound ridiculous, but a being that could break time and space was living in a 2LDK apartment in Japan, a cheap but very spacious room. And what was such a powerful being doing in a small island country? What was the living such a normal life? Well that's because; he had a target. "Target" might sound a little violent, so lets change it to "objective"? No… that just sounds silly let's keep it with target, sounds cooler too. This target was a normal kid, probably in his early teenager stage (around 15~16 of age maybe). He has a pretty messed up hairstyle, one that would rival Harry Potters! (*Snicker). This boy was pretty messed up for his age, yes at the age of 15~16 you start to become a Justin Bieber: start disrespecting girls; voice gets lower, pubic hair, etc. Yes all the natural stuff, but our target didn't have a normal time in this period. No, he was much worse, or more animalistic to his natural senses; he always had the hormones of a male rabbit in mating season! "OH JESUS O' MIGHTY NO! NOT MATING SEASON!" is what you might think, but yes. The boy was almost all the time acting like a hormone overload rabbit. Starting off at talking about girls, advancing all the way to know how big a specific women's (girls) 3 size's was on sight! How the hell does one do that? I don't know; I'm the narrator. It might be a little late to introduce said rabbit in detail, but oh well. Our special boy targeted by a very powerful being was non-other than Issei Hyoudou, a pervert extravaganza…ok fine that isn't really fitting but you know what I mean. He was one of the boys from the famous (and despised) pervert trio! WOOT! They may seem all nasty and perverted, but hey, they're teenager's what do you expect? You can't blame them for following their instincts as super hormone buffed teenage boys. Today those said boys were doing the usual thing; talking about how big busts should be, and how the perfect size for hips were …

"…Best hip size would be around 39…"

"Nah, I think its 37.5! PERFECT SIZE!"

Ahhh, the young…. Innocently talking about things 30 year old women would be nagging about… ah how the times have changed. But how is our main target doing? Oh he was just gazing up at the old school house, gazing at the beautiful red head wome… wait that's a girl? Oh, well I'm sorry she looked like a… OH FINE SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH GOD DAMN IT! *Cough* anyways: he was just staring up at the beautiful red headed GIRL on the second floor of the old school building. Issei was mesmerized by her stunning looks, especially (most likely) her bust size and all the nice curves on her body; and boy did he like what he saw. As Issei was gazing up, gawking even, at the heavenly sight did the before mentioned girl look down. And for the first time in 3 or so minuets did their eyes meet, but sadly the moment only lasted for about 4 seconds as the other two pulled Issei away from the position.
"Rias what are you looking at?" asked the other GIRL (HA! DIDN'T MAKE A MISTKAE THIS TIME EDITOR!), who was beside the red head after preparing some tea for 2,

"Oh nothing Akeno, just looking at a boy who was sitting down there beside the trees," Oh wait, I forgot to mention the two… damn I forgot about the intro's for everyone… PLUS I FORGOT TO MENTION "HIM" IN DETAIL! I MADE HIM SOUND LIKE A STALKER…OH NO! Ah what the hell, no need to rush? The red head beauty was Rias Gremory; a very gorgeous looking young girl, who had a very developed body compared to other young girls her age. Now the girl next to her could easily match the red haired beauties looks and sexual stuff (Me gusta). Akeno Himejima, apparently 2nd place for the position of "The most beautiful girl in the school". While all this was happening, "he" was commanding some troops in a completely different dimension to war through a wormhole. A war… reminds me of the days, when I competed in some of those wars caused by idiots. Nostalgic memories huzzah! Going back on track, the 2 girls were quite a beauty for their age, and afore mentioned beauty certainly didn't go unnoticed by the students of the school. Those 2 were treated as princesses of the school, and were looked up by both females and males (more "sexually" attracted gender is male obviously),

"Rias Buchou, Akeno Sempai. Im here…" Oh and we almost forgot the mascot of the school; no idea if she REALLY is the official mascot, but hey, mascots a mascot right? Right guys….right? Any who, this mascot was none other than Koneko Toujou the cat girl… wait what… I'm not supposed to say that? But isn't it obvious enough? No? Oh fine, what ever the editor writes is right, blah blah blah. Yes I'm making fun of you… Oh fine go ahead FIRE ME….

"We are experiencing technical problems, please hold…."

Getting back on track, the girl was none other than Koneko Toujou, a young white haired girl, most likely adorned by lolicon fans all across the globe. As she walked in, a blond haired knight in shining armor strolled in. He came in such a way, he looked like he was bathing in the sun light, seeping in from the windows of the room all concentrated on basking the knight in more light. As he came towards the damsel in distress, he approached her and mouthed….

"WHOAAAAAAA THIS IS GETTING WAAAY OFF TOPIC! YOU WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING? THIS ISNT THE AUDITIONS FOR CAMELOT YOU DUMMKOPF!" yelled the original narrator,

"What is wrong with you sir? I think you may have gotten the wrong room, since I am fairly certain you were fired from this job; since you were the one who told them to," said the new British narrator, all calm and not showing any fear or signs of panic at the sudden intruder,

"OH YEAH, BE ALL INNOCENT. BUT WE ALL KNOW THIS ISNT CAMELOT! YOU SIR SHOULD TAKE YOUR CAMELOT SCRIPT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND JUST GO BACK TO THE TEA DRINKING COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!" shouted the original narrator at the top of his lungs; face lush red and panting from the all the previous yelling,

"First off, please cool down sir; no need to yell. Now I understand that you really didn't want to be fired, but the writers words are law in this fanfiction business and none us can really do anything about it," said the current substitute narrator in a matter of fact way, "and by the way, what you were previously ranting on about is quite stereotypic, not all Britain's favour tea; some favour coffee. And also its "arse", not ass," said the current narrator to the now quite calm looking "former" narrator.

"Well Mr. I know everything. Why don't you go back on topic? Or are you going to continue on with your Camelot crap?" As the current narrator tried to answer back, he was met with an upper cut to the chin and was knocked out cold, "That my good sir, was a rhetorical question." IM BACK PEOPLE! WOOT! WE CAN GET THE STORY BACK ON TRACK! Now where were we? Ah right, so…

"Rias Buchou, Akeno Sempai. I'm here…" Oh and we almost forgot the mascot of the school; no idea if she REALLY is the official mascot, but hey, mascots a mascot right? Right guys….right? Anywho, this mascot was none other than Koneko Toujou; a white haired loli girl who is usually stoical in expression towards people around her. After the entrance of the school mascot, a blond boy came in. He had quite good looks, and was known through out the school as "Prince of Kuoh Academy"… I just realized (no seriously, I seriously just realized) I forgot to mention the setting and stuff. Crap. NO NEED TO RUSH, NO NEED TO RUSH, NO NEED TO RUSH, HOLY CRAP IM RUSHING… GOTTA… WRITE…. MORE… IN DETAIL… ENGLISH TEACHER… WILL… BE SADDENED… BY SUCH A HAPPENING… GAH… Getting back on track, yes I forgot to mention the very important things, which were: setting, main characters (in detail), and finally when this was happening. I will explain all of this later, so in the mean time, lets get back to the original plot.

"Prince of Kuoh Academy". This was the title given by the girls of the school for being one: handsome, two: charming, three: handsome, and four: for being a gentleman. Now, you may think that "Why such a nice young man, should be treated just like a prince would!" But hey, if there were such a handsome person in school, getting all the attention from all the girls wouldn't you be pissed off? "ESPECIALLY" if you were a guy? I mean, why else would you have joined a school, which was an all girls school a few months back? Or was it years… Eh who cares (GETTING THE SETTINGS, HA). Yes, Kuoh was an all girls school a few years/months back, and recently made the school a co-ed school, opening their gates for male students as well. Now with this opportunity there were quite a few males joining; either for the famous high-class education you could get from this school, or for the…"girls". Yes some boys were after the single, totally naïve to seduction, and I guess pretty girls of the school. Its obvious that the schools majority is girls, thus all the males thought that they would have a higher chance of getting a lady friend by the end of their school year. Now some did succeed, (I mean its not like all the girls think that boys have STD's or anything, I assure you) but some also completely failed, and were labeled as "Perverts". Now the Prince of Kuoh has almost a 100% guarantee to get a girl friend in the 8 hours or so in the school. Oh yes, the Prince that we were talking about is Kiba Yuuto; a pretty famous "failed" subject of some sword project of the holy church's scientist of some sort. Now the people who know of this boy, as the test subject is pretty much: in their grave, or still out there in the world; just completely forgetting about the survivor, or is a person of a higher status in the power bureaucratic triangle; such as "him". Now all of you readers out there might think "Who the hell is this 'him' you keep referencing, but never saying his name or title or…" Truth is, "he" or "him" never really sticks with a name. Last time his name was mentioned was he being "Noel Johnson the fifth" or something like that. Now his most famous name would be Davide the third, or just Davide. Oh hey its that guy from the bible or myth, or story of some sort! The guy who was famous for being a great leader! Yeah well… I don't know about the leading thing, but he just took that name because, well he felt like it. "The Third"… no clue where that came from, maybe he was part of the illuminati and wanted some reference to it. Davide is really a big mush of "I don't know" and is pretty much a ghost. As mentioned at the beginning of this chapter, Davide is a being that 'almost' fits the definition of god; and everyone agrees on that but he isn't, because he isn't a being who sticks with one identity. Davide has existed from who knows when, and not many know of his whereabouts until obviously now. Davide might have been there when the universe was created, he could have been there when space itself was created; he could have been there when everything was created. Oh the questions! The boundless possibilities of Davide's origins! Back on topic! Davide is yes, part of the triangle and knows quite a lot (we're guessing). He also knows what can happen in the future, and will know when something important occurs; such as some occurrence that would change the events of the world! Dun dun dunnnnnn… Davide is never in one place, but since he's here in the town of Kuoh, what's going to happen? Is something that's going to change the world happening before everyone's eyes? Or is it something that will happen in the upcoming future? No one knows for sure; other than Davide himself, and the 3 fates.

End of Chapter 2

End of chapter notes:

Cliffhanger? I dunno, I just made up the end :p Welp, the next chapter (chapter 3) will most likely will go into more action. Yes I know I promised a juicy chapter, and I don't know if this chapter will fit the description of "juicy" but I know for a fact this isn't that juicy xD Sorry for the late update, got stuff to do in my "normal" life (YEAH I HAVE A LIFE! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) And well, probably will write my Chapter 3 in the upcoming months, hopefully not next year…I really understand the people who want the next chapters for fanfic; very heart aching , gah I hate the feeling. Anyways, no promises on the date of the next update :D But I somewhat promise it will be by this year :3 Sorry if this chapter still isn't long, I ran out of ideas to write on about my ramblings in my head. GG everyone, try not to write flames, I get depressed when I read complaints. BYE EVERYONE :3333

Sneek Peek of Chapter 3:

"DAVIDE… I AM YOUR FATHER…" said some random old man,

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…" *proceeds to fall off cliff*

(im lying :p )