DISCLAIMER: We do NOT own Mai HiME. Unfortunately.
Here's the second chapter. The next one might come a little later than expected, since we're working in other stories.
Now, onto the madness!
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"Ouch, my head..." Natsuki grumbled as she opened her eyes. She looked around... "Is this a cloud of mayo?!" She was amazed. But then, her nose caught a very, very strong unpleasant scent... "EWWWWWWW!!" She noticed she was not lying in top of a cloud of mayo – in fact it was a basket full of...
...dirty diapers.
"Mmm? Is that a Johnson's?!" Natsuki had this weak spot for soft stuff, and rubbed the diaper all over her face. "mmm... soooooooooft..." Unknown to her, Shizuru was standing right next to her.
"Ara, why is Natsuki rubbing a crapped diaper in her face?" The older teen asked. Natsuki jumped in surprise.
"Mou, elf, you scared me..." She put down the diaper slightly, so all you could see was Natsuki's... 'dark' forehead and her emerald eyes. "Because yes." She put the diaper in the basket and jumped out of it, and Shizuru felt like slightly throwing up when she smelled Natsuki... "So, let's go and find that bitch Shizura!"
"...It's Shizuru." The slightly annoyed older woman corrected.
"Yeah, that." Natsuki shrugged. Shizuru was rather upset though.
"...Why did you call her a bitch though?"
"...Simple. Because she was fucking without me." Natsuki answered in a deadpan voice.
"Ara, kawaii!" She exclaimed.
"Yeah, whatever. Anyways, let's go find her. How do we find her though?" Natsuki said, as she had a stupid thinking expression plastered in her face. The 'elf' sighed.
"Ara, Natsuki doesn't need to worry! I'll go find her, Natsuki please stay here, ok?"
"Ok, sure, whatever."
"Ok, be SURE to NOT do anything else until I get here again 'k?" With that, the 'elf' ran off. Natsuki took her chance to get to know better her surroundings. After a while, she spots something...
"Hey, isn't that Shizuru? NAKED?!" Natsuki obviously didn't notice the small drool that was dripping out of her mouth. 'mmm... Shizuru naked...' A dog was strolling by in the meanwhile, and he had no absolute idea of the horrors said dog was about to go through.
"HEY SHIZURU!" She called the teen, looking directly at the dog. The fluffy creature kept strolling by as nothing was happening. "SHIZURU! I'M TALKING TO YOU!" The cobalt haired biker called again. The dog slowly turned its head towards Natsuki with and adorable expression.
"Arf?" It barked.
"Why did you come here to FUCK WITHOUT ME?! YOU BITCH! I WAIT FOR YOU AND YOU DO THIS TO ME?! YOU SUCK, I LOVE YA BITCH AND NOW WE'RE GONNA FUCK!!" Natsuki, obviously completely wasted, charged at the dog.
"Woof?" The animal started to run away from that rabid woman.
"COME HERE!" Of course the dog's attempt at escape was futile.
A large howl was echoed throughout the mall.
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"Shizuru... mmm... You never licked me THERE before... More... ahhhh..." Natsuki was moaning in pleasure as 'Shizuru' licked her here and there. "...When did you learn to do THAT with your tail?"
All around the free show, people started to gather and they were amazed, as this was the show of their pitiful, miserable lives. The unique event occurring in the mall at that moment would make both humans and dogs be turned on. After a bit, the real Shizuru returned and gawked at the scene before her eyes. Natsuki, HER Natsuki was making out with a...
"DOG?! NATSUKI!! YOU NEVER LET ME PUT MY TONGUE THERE!!" Shizuru suddenly realised she had a massive outburst in front of a hell load of people. "...I mean, EW!"
The mayo addict was distracted from her current actions as she heard a certain voice. "Hey there, Elf! Wanna join us?" Shizuru was perplexed.
"Oh, I... uh..." She had no time to answer as Natsuki pulled her to join them mercilessly. Shizuru was glad the dog had licked Natsuki's face clean though. She quickly got double teamed by both Natsuki and the dog, and couldn't contain the moans that were struggling to come out of her mouth. "Natsuki... I... ahhhh..." Shizuru regained control of her senses, and looked at the dog. The beautiful dog. The innocent dog...
'...Innocent my ass.'
The dog was seen flying out of the threesome, and it started shaking like a Chihuahua when it landed. Fortunately for Shizuru, Natsuki was too damn wasted to either notice or to give a damn about it. "mmm... Natsuki..."
"mmm... Mayo elf..." When the crowd heard the word 'Mayo', they raced to any store that could sell it. After a while, the crowd returned and started to splatter mayo all over the two. Needless to say, Natsuki started to lick Shizuru big time. Then the wasted girl stopped briefly her licking to exclaim: "MAYO LAND IS GREAT!! I NEVER WANNA LEAVE AGAIN!!" Then it hit the 'elf'.
"Uhh... Natsuki...?" She called, causing Natsuki to stop and lock her emerald eyes with the crimson pair. "We gotta go!"
"Aw damn it!" Natsuki proceeded to get off of Shizuru (much to both's displeasure) and sighed. "Let's go, Shizuru!" No answer. "Shizuru? SHIZURU!! FUCK, SHE RAN OFF!" More like jumped off. Natsuki ran off as well, looking for Shizuru's dog version.
"WAIT NATSUKI!!" Shizuru went after her, careful to not slip in mayo.
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A bit shorter than the last one, we promise that it will get better though. Don't forget to review 'k? Till next time everyone!
