A/N: Non Sequitur is a latin phrase, and literally translates to 'it does not follow.' It's the name of a logical fallacy. Heh, Misao was on the debate team for a while. xD


Non Sequitur

Matt yawned and stretched, his fingers brushing the headboard as he reached above his head. The redhead's movements disturbed his bed partner, a lithe, tanned blonde, who was still half asleep.

"Ma-a-a-a-a-att," Mello yawned. "'serly. Go t' sleep."

"Mello," Matt turned to the blonde, who was stuffing his face into his pillow. "It's past noon."

"Well," Mello said, removing his head—with some reluctance—from the pillow, and peering out the window. "It's raining."

Matt sat up and made a face. "I fail to see how that relates."

"Rain makes me sleepy, and therefore I do not wish to get up."

Matt sighed and lay back down. There was no arguing with a sleepy Mello. And there was no living with a sleep-deprived Mello, either. Said blonde rolled over and draped his arms loosely over Matt's shoulders, meeting the redhead's cross green eyes with playful cerulean. The gunman flashed his best come-and-get-me grin.

"Let's stay in bed all day."

Matt matched his grin perfectly. "Yes, lets."


A/N: I named it that, by the way, because of Matt not following Mello's logic train. I forsee people asking me about this, so I figured I'd save you the trouble. I have nothing humorous to say. Sorry.