Note: Author has a really swollen knee now. I just want to say that y'all should be careful (~ -_- )~ And like I said, Hunter x Hunter belongs to Togashi. But anyway I guess I'm eventually going to make this a Hisoka x Machi.

Chapter 2: In which Machi feels a little embarrassed

Phinks: WE'RE FINALLY HERE!

Shalnark: Whew! Didn't expect to break a sweat.

Nobunaga: BREAK A SWEAT? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!

Feitan: Seems YOU look a bit tired, Hisoka.

Hisoka: No, It Seems Machi's gone weight.

Machi: Clown, shut up. I'm not tired yet though.

Shizuku: It's because Hiso gave you a sweet piggyback ride silly! You looked so comfortable with him. * giggle *

Machi: Shizu-

Shizuku: Sorry, Sorry! My bad.

Phinks: Awwww... Someone like Feitan would never end up in a good relationship. Hisoka and Ma-

He was cut off by Machi and Feitan giving him a hard hit in the brain.

Shalnark: Anyway, let's go. I'm going with Feitan. We'll go get some luggages to stock our stuff in. How about the rest of you?

Phinks: * whispers to Pakunoda, Shizuku, and Nobunaga *

Nobunaga: Ahhhh... I see what you did there! I'm In!

Phinks: I'm going with Paku!

Nobunaga: Dibs on Shizuku- San!

Machi: * Gets startled as the 4 of them started laughing and knudges Hisoka's arm* Hey, just play along ok.

Hisoka: Play Along with what?

Machi: * Face palm * You'll understand. Hey, clown. Hey! Wait... Are you staring at my breasts, Hisoka? Hey! Stop!

Machi started blushing a crimson red. She desperately tried covering up while the remaining members were... Were... just surprised.

Phinks and Nobunaga were chuckling hardcore, but Shalnark, Feitan, Paku, and Shizuku decided that it wasn't very... POLITE. Paku stepped in to stop him. After a little slap on the face, Hisoka was brought back to reality.

Hisoka: oh, um, my bad. * smirks * Sorry, Machi-San.

Machi: See. This isn't a joke. Phinks, Nobunaga.

Phinks: * Geez. I never knew that CLOWN was a perv. * Machi, The troupe will never come together if you two keep fighting. SO GET TOGETHER ALREADY! Admit it, you two are a cute couple. Picture it like this: " The Jester and The Ninja".

Paku: I don't mind, as long as I go with them. I'm sure Phinks wouldn't mind.

Phinks: * thumbs up to Paku * Yap! I'll go find some communicating devices.

Hisoka: We'll be off to get some gear for water activities, then.

Shalnark: Ok team. Meet you guys at the base! Hope y'all find your way.

And so they parted ways.

* In the Water Sport store...

Machi: Hey, Paku. I think this would look good on Shizuku.

* Holds up a Black Bikini with white polka- dots *

Pakunoda: I agree. It WOULD look good on her.

Hisoka: Paku-chan, could you come here for a sec?

Paku: mm? Sure. Be right back Machi!

Hisoka: These bikinis are on sale by 70%. It'll save a lot of money.

Pakunoda: I'll take the white one with red stripes. The Dark blue one with white spades would look like something you'd wear. Are you asking me to convince Machi to choose this one? Let me see, What'd you get for yourself?

Hisoka: I already got some for those weaklings. You know, the other guys. Just got swimming shorts for myself. There's a print of a card with a king on it. Hey, I'm not forcing Machi though.

Pakunoda: Hmph. I'll deal with her. Leave it to me! * wink *

* Hisoka walks away *

Machi: Paku-chan. What was that about?

Pakunoda: * shoves bikini at Machi * Hmm, it fits you! And it's 70% off, ey.

Machi: wha- It's Hisoka isn't it? I know I can't find a size for me, but can we just visit another shop? And how did Hisoka know it'd fit me?

Pakunoda: You guys'll look like an official couple on the beach with pairing swimwear! And Machi, this place contains 85% of all the water gear in York New.

Machi: Sorry, no.

Pakunoda:* Throws chosen items to Hisoka ( including the bikini for Machi ) * Pay.

Machi: P- Paku!

Pakunoda: C'mon, let's head on home!

* Hiso-kun nods *

TEEHEE.