I know this is gay but I'm bored

Disclaimer: NOT MINE

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Jacob POV

I walked into the Cullen/Hale household I couldn't help to think about how I'm a sexy beast and better than everybody in that "family" of bloodsuckers.

"Jacob pleas just shut your head up you are not a sexy beast and nobody will ever think so," Edward said to my thought.

"I think he's a sexy beast dad."

"Shut-up Renesmee"

"No Edward I think you should let your awesomely hot daughter think that I'm a sexy beast cause its true and she's my sexy beastest ," I said to every ones pleasure. Except for Eddy-Poo's.

"Stop hanging out with Emmett.

Then before I could say anything Emmett yelled, "BUT ME AND JACOB ARE SNEAKING BEHIND YA'LLS BACK'S AND VIDEOTAPING US DANCING TO AWESOMLY HOT SONGS!!!!!!!!!"

"EMMETT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM!" I yelled back at him, "but sense he did tell ya'll search "Emmett McCarthy Cullen and Jacob Black are so Sexy Series" (A/N this is NOT real)

SO then Rosalie being the biggest blond ever comes downstairs with a pink laptop and search's it….

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Review to find out what happens unless nobody reviews and I'll do it anyway oh yah I know its short