Jenny: Hi everyone! Here's the next chappy!
Sakura: Wow, took you long to update this story.
Jenny: I'm sorry… 'Sobs'
Sakura: Ok, we forgive you, right?
Fans: 'Nods'
Jenny: Thank you guys!
Sasuke: Anyways, what's this chapter about?
Jenny: Find it out Saucy-chan!
Sasuke: …
Sakura: While Sasuke-kun's speechless…
Jenny: We'll start the chapter.
Sakura: She does not own Naruto.
Chapter 2: Acting stupid
The next period, Kisame had food poison so he had to stay home. While Sakura and Itachi walked towards to another class, actually Sakura skipped to class.
"Hey Weasel-kun, are you going to be in the same class with me this time," Sakura made puppy eyes. Itachi got use to it now, so he didn't twitch or anything. (Aww…)
"Yes Sakura…" he replied calmly.
"Yay!" Sakura jumps around him for happiness. This made him sweat drops, so he grabs the collar of the back of her shirt and drag her to English.
"But I want ice cream," Sakura complain. Sakura was hanging on the doorknob of the class door while Itachi and Deidara were pulling on each of her ankle. Everyone in the class sweat dropped at the scene.
"Sakura, just get it after school, un," said Deidara.
"I never join your evil army until I have ice cream!" Sakura yelled.
Then all of a sudden, there was an ice cream cone in front of her. Sakura's eyes sparkle and took the ice with two hands. Since she let go of the doorknob, she was flung backwards and landed on a hard thud against the wall. Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi eyes widen and ran towards to see if she's okay, but sweat dropped to see that she's not hurt and happily eating ice cream.
"Thanks Saso-kun," She thank him. Sasori just nodded as in your welcome.
When the bell rang, Sakura sat in the back with the three boys sitting with her. So, you see, she's in one of the class with the three boys. Deidara sits behind Sakura, Itachi on the right, and Sasori left side. The teacher came in and sat down in the front of everyone which is his desk.
"Ok class, today we'll going to learn previous plurals," said Orochimaru. Then he spotted Sakura.
"You new girl," He pointed to her; everyone looked at her except for the girls who's jealous of her by sitting with the three hotties.
"I have a name you know and it's Haruno Sakura," Sakura corrected.
"How do you make a word for plural?" he ask.
"You put an s at the end of it," Sakura answers.
"When?"
Sakura sighs, "On weekends and holidays," Sakura almost shouted, this made everyone laugh and some boys chuckles.
"No Sakura," Then he looked at someone to give her an example, "Itachi, what's the plural for ox and make a sentence out of it."
"Oxen, the farmer uses its oxen," he answers.
"Sakura," he said.
"Yes ma'am?" she replied. Orochimaru twitch at the word 'ma'am'.
"I'm a boy Sakura," He corrected her.
"Sorry…" She apologizes.
"No matter. What's the plural for box?"
"Boxen," This made everyone laugh harder, "I bought two boxen of donuts."
"No Sakura," he sighs, "Let's try another one, Deidara, what's the plural for goose?"
"Geese, I saw a flock of geese, yeah," he answers.
"Sakura, what's the plural for moose?" he questions.
Then Sakura thinks a little, "Moosen!" Then everybody started to laugh their heads off, "I saw a flock of moosen! There are many of them, many much moosen," Almost everyone falls out of their desk and Orochimaru cut her off before she continues more.
"Sakura, Sakura… you're an embolus (sp?)," said Orochimaru with a twitchy eyebrow.
"Emboluslen," Sakura said again.
"I-I think, I'm going to dye," said one of the students.
"Ok everyone, take a deep breath and try to calm down," said Orochimaru, if anyone had an injury or died, the principle will torture him for that. Then everyone took a deep breath and calm down.
"What, you speaking German, Sakura?" he ask.
"German, Germaine, Jackson!" This made everyone start laughing again, "Jackson fudge chito!" Everyone started to laugh almost uncontrollable.
"Sakura what are you talking about?"
"I don't know, really I don't know," This made people fall out their chairs again.
"I'll save you guys!" said Sakura. She ran out of the room and came back with firefighter cloths on and a water hole aiming directly at the class.
"Water time!" Then she turns the water hole on and spares everyone except Orochimaru. All of the classmates were shivering from the water.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! You bitch! Look what you did to my cloths!" said one of the girls.
"C-Cold… C-Cold," said one of the boys. While they complain, Sakura cover her friends with warm towels and put a heater in front of them.
"Sorry for getting you guys wet, it's the only way to save you guys from dieing," Sakura said.
"Hn," said/hn Itachi and place his hands near the heater. Then Sakura came up behind Itachi.
"Weasel-kun, how about I make it up to you," to Itachi's surprise, Sakura gave him a big warm hug, the two boys that were her friends were jealous as hell, so is the fangirls.
"Don't think I forget you guys," then Sakura hug Deidara, he smirks at his friends and lays his head on her arm for a short time. When Sakura hugged Sasori, you can see a tint of blush on his cheek.
"Dude, are you blushing?" said Deidara with a sniggered while Itachi smirks.
"No way! I have to see this myself," Sakura went in front of him and look at his face, then stood up straight, "Kawaii! Saso-kun, is that your first time to be hug by a girl?" Sasori was now embarrassed, so he turns his head away. Sakura giggles at his reaction. Now let's see what the fc's has to say about this? (I just want to rub it off)
"OMG! That was Sasori-kun's first time to be hug by a girl?"
"That bitch took my opportunity to hug him first."
"Well, I could've done that."
"You? My ass, I much prettier then you, so I think he would allow me."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Then I dare you to hug him right now!"
"Fine!" Then the girl walked towards them, she was a foot away from Sasori, so she jumps high to land/hug him, but then he looked on the floor and bent down. So the girl who was about to hug him, hit the wall instead. Sasori sat up again and held up a penny, but looked at the girl in front of him.
"Itaii! Sasori-kun, why do you have to be so mean?" said the girl name Kin. (Bum, bum, bum…)
"Uh? What are you talking about?" he ask. Kin then froze and shook her head quickly.
"Umm… I didn't mean to think out loud… Bye," Then she left quickly. Sasori sighs.
"Fangirls…"
Done!
Jenny: I'm so sorry if it's too short because I don't have any other ideas, so if you guys kindly give me ideas I would be appreciated.
Sasuke: …
Sakura: Jenny-chan, Sasuke-kun is still speechless.
Jenny: Quick give me the speaker!
Sakura: Hai! 'Gave a loud speaker to Jenny'
Jenny: 'Turn it on high volume' SAUCY-CHAN! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
Sasuke: Shut that thing down, I'm growing death!
Jenny: Yayness, he's back Saku-chan! 'Doing a happy dance' Anyways, what will it be? Sakurax?
