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Summary: Sixteen-year-old Ayame Toshi is a girl who's looking for a school to escape distractions and what better school than Konoha's All Girl School. Only one slight problem...she ends up in the wrong school! Now with a new look and new friends she has to get through life in an all-boys school that features horny boys making out in every corner, a snake-like pedophile out to retrieve his old job, one PERVERTED principal, oh and lets not forget two of your roommates' secret crush on each other and are too afraid to admit it. Oy, and I thought MY school had drama! AU and some OOC-ness.

Pairings: NejiGaara (I don't know why, but this pairing is all I see nowadays), SasuNaru (Do I really have to explain?) and OCx?

Rating: Rated T+ for implicit sexual content, language and a lot yaoi/shounen ai

Warning: Okay now this is my first yaoi/shounen ai and Naruto fic, so if I get anything wrong, please say so in a kind fashion.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and its characters, just the stupid "shojo manga"-ish plot.


Chapter 2: A New Look and Some New Friends

Naruto stood unfazed by the new rooming arrangements, but Ayame's eyes were bugging out to the size of dinner plates. "You're having me room with a BOY?!" she screeched so loud both Naruto and Jiraiya had to cover their ears. "No", Jiraiya replied picking his ear again and for a second Ayame felt relief, "I'm having you room with two." "That's even worse!" she screeched again. Jiraiya sighed and put up a hand to hold back a future rant, "Calm down Ayame-chan. Naruto is harmless, as for Sasuke Uchiha", he paused for a second putting a finger to his chin, "Just make sure not to get him mad." Oh yeah, that's reassuring, Ayame thought.

Suddenly he pushes some big red button that popped out of nowhere and two mechanical hands carefully grabbed Naruto and Ayame's collar and put them outside of the office through an automatic opening door. Naruto scowled dusting himself off while Ayame stood gaping at the closed door in shock. "How..?" "Believe it or not, Jiraiya-san is pretty rich", Naruto explained, "He makes money off of being a principal and his books." When he started walking again, the girl was following him (with her hood back up). "He writes?" she asked trying not to sound too shocked.

"Oh yeah, he writes loads of things", Naruto said with slight distaste. Despite this though, Ayame was ever curious on what kind of books Jiraiya wrote (she's sort of a bookworm). "What kind of books does he write?" she asked. "Oh, just the 'Icha, Icha Paradise' series", the blond said absentmindedly. "Hey, my older cousin has read those books", Ayame commented with a finger on her chin, "but he never lets me read them." Naruto burst into laughter slinging an arm around her shoulders, "Believe me, he has a good reason!"

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Sasuke was sitting on his bed reading when Naruto came in dragging a shorter boy with his face over shadowed by the hood, carrying a duffel bag and a backpack. "Hey dobe", he greeted. Naruto glared at him, "Don't call me that teme!" Sasuke ignored him and walked in front of the person staring into the hood seeing a pair big brown eyes staring back at him. "Who's the new guy?" Naruto chuckled nervously, "Well, he's not a guy, exactly..." "What he really means is", the new 'guy' said removing his hood only to reveal that the 'he' was really a she and hidden under her hood was her long brown hair, now cascading down her back.

Sasuke stayed silent as the two explained what happened and his pitch-black eyebrow twitched at the mentioning of having the girl as a roommate. He personally found girls in general annoying and difficult to have around, all thanks to past classmates who never gave him a moment of peace with all their worshiping and crap. If it wasn't for meeting Naruto, he never would have survived high school. But the girl before him seemed different, she wasn't blushing or swooning or anything like the other girls had done back in high school; she seemed a bit more calm and collected. Still he wasn't sure whether to trust her or not, but than again Naruto seemed to like her so Sasuke would try to get along with her. (A/N: Do you think I made him too OOC? Well I did warn you guys). "Only one problem, dobe", Sasuke addressed Naruto, "How is she gonna be in this school, if she's a girl?"

Naruto's previous confident look had dissipated and was replaced with an awkward one. "I still haven't figured that out yet." "And yet you agreed to let her come here anyway." "SHUT-UP TEME!" Ayame just sat in the bed, while the two boys were standing 'discussing' on what to do with her. As you can see the shock of rooming with two boys was still a shock for her…not that she truly minded that much. Sasuke looked down at her and kneeled in front of her so that he was staring at her straight in the eye. Ayame began to fidget when he never removed his steely gaze.

"Hn, we might be able to pull this off", he said suddenly.

"Pull what off?" Ayame asked.

Naruto had kneeled beside Sasuke and grinned, "Yeah, it's perfect!"

"What's perfect?"

"We'll have to cut the hair though." (Sasuke)

"Eh?"

"And maybe a little padding."(Naruto)

"Huh?"

"Let's take care of the hair first."

Ayame looked from Naruto's mischievous foxy grin and Sasuke's smirk until realization fell on her. "NO!" she shouted standing up and clutching her hair. Call her vain but one of the things she valued most was her long hair. A year back, some crazy lady at the salon had mutilated her hair and she just was on the verge of growing her hair back to the way it was with all the ends even and everything. No way in hell was she gonna let two guys she just met cut her hair!

"Naruto get the rope", Sasuke said smirking. Naruto was way ahead of him when he made the rope magically appearing behind his back (where did they get the rope anyway?), while Sasuke had a pair of scissors in his right hand. Both were approaching the poor girl with ill contempt written on their faces.

"C'mon guys, we're friends right?" Ayame asked giggling nervously backing into a wall. "You wouldn't do this to me right? Right? GUYS!"

And everyone in the dorm perked their heads up when they heard a blood-curdling scream.

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"I will never forgive you two", Ayame said near the end of the...uh "trim". The poor girl was tied to a chair and was glaring at Naruto, who was sitting across from her on the bed and tending to a bruise from when she had punched him, but was still smiling nonetheless. Sasuke was still doing the finishing touches on her hair, along with some scratches adorning his face; he wasn't smiling. "Aw, c'mon Ayame-chan it really looks good", Naruto said, but inside was still shocked at how much of a fight she put up; they even had to gag her during the procedure so no one would suspect anything strange going on in their room. Note to self: Don't ever upset Ayame-chan again!

Finally Sasuke was finished and produced a hand-held mirror and put it in Ayame's face. Naruto was right she still looked okay. She really thought they would overdo the hair-cutting thing, but her hair was pretty good. She still had her bangs, but they were brushed to the side and when she turned to the side you could actually see the ears she often hid before (Think Haruhi from 'Ouran High School Host Club') only she now looked a little more boyish. Still she had doubts it would work; after all she still looked like a girl.

"This isn't gonna work", Ayame said immediately when the two boys untied her. "I think it looks great, right Sasuke?" Naruto said. "Hn", was Sasuke's simple reply, while sitting on the bed. "See?" Ayame said, "Only a complete moron would fall for this get up."

Just than the door was slammed open by a boy with a bowl-shaped hair cut and bushy eyebrows and was wearing a green shirt with jeans, followed by two other boys that were sweat-dropping. "Youthful comrades!" he said doing a "Good Guy" pose, "Which one of you was it that screamed? For I, Rock Lee, Handsome Devil of 'Konoha's All Boys Academy' will chase the bad away! "

Ayame, (along with Naruto and Sasuke) sweat-dropped, Who in the world...? "Bushy-brow, nothing's wrong." Naruto said awkwardly. Lee seemed disappointed at the realization there was no real danger, "But there was such loud screams a while ago." "Yeah", another boy had stepped into the room this one had waist length brown hair tied into a low ponytail and pale eyes, "The whole school heard it." At this comment both Sasuke and Naruto glanced at Ayame in shock, who was blushing in embarrassment.

Upon seeing their reaction, the boy raised an eyebrow in question towards Ayame, "So that was you?" "Heh, guilty as charged", she gave in, for there was nothing else she could do; Ayame was known to be a horrible liar anyway. Everyone stared at her until a boy with red hair, jade eyes with eyeliner around them, and the Japanese kanji for love on his forehead stepped forward and stared down at Ayame with a smoldering gaze. "And who exactly are you?" The poor girl shivered against her will, the boy's voice was practically as cold as ice. Naruto noticed her shiver and introduced her for her, "Sh-HE is Ayame Toshi, the new student."

The boy's eyes narrowed a bit, but Ayame saw the hostility in his eyes fade away but she could've sworn that it was replaced with amusement. "I'm Gaara Subaku", Gaara said offering his hand for a shake. Ayame accepted the gesture giving a half-smile; he didn't seem so bad when you got past the creepy scowl. It was then she noticed how small her hand looked in his hands; actually compared to the boys in the room she was a shrimp. The new fact was only made more clearly when the other boy that was next to Gaara addressed her. "I am Neji Hyuga. You're a little short for a boy", the pale-eyed boy said with a slight smirk. Ayame's cheeks puffed out and before she could go on a rant, Mr. "Bushy Brow" stepped in front of her with a big smile. "Greetings, new youthful comrade!" he said with as much enthusiasm that he had when he had when he had entered the room, "I am Rock Lee, Handsome Devil Konoha's All Boy's Academy!" The others sweat-dropped as they endured an unnecessary repeat performance of the "Good Guy" pose.

The boys didn't stay for long, so the three of them were soon on their way back to their respective dorm rooms. Once they were gone Naruto turned to Ayame, "HA! See, I told it would work!" Ayame smiled, maybe being in an all-boys school wouldn't be so bad after all.

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Neji wrapped his arm around Gaara's waist as they walked to his dorm room. The redhead blushed at the contact and leaned into it. He may seem like an icicle in front of others except his friends, but it was really Neji that could make him show his weak side.

"That new guy sure was interesting, wasn't he, Gaara?" Neji said nonchalantly with a smile. Gaara smirked, "Why, yes 'he' was." He said as nonchalantly as his boyfriend/lover had said. After sharing a brief kiss with said boyfriend/lover, Gaara walked in the dorm that he and his brother Kankuro shared. Before going to sleep the last thoughts on his mind were…

High school just got all the more interesting.


Kitty: Aww, see I added a little Neji/Gaara fluff! If it was too…bland, please tell me and I'll try to improve. Remember I haven't written a yaoi/shounen ai before!

And as you can see Neji and Gaara weren't fooled one bit by Ayame's disguise. How long will it take for Lee and the others to figure it out?