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The Fluffy Bunny Diary {Scenario 1}


Maddie was cleaning up Danny's room, the one place he never cleans up. So yea it stunk really badly. As Maddie was removing trash from his night stand, she spot something she got for his fourteenth birthday, a diary in the shape of a pink fluffy bunny.

{Aren't I cruel?}


Flashback

Danny was opening a present from his mom. He winces at what he got.
"MOM!", Danny whined blushing, "Why did you get me a fluffy bunny diary?! It's embarrassing!"

End of Flashback


Okay she did embarrass him that time. She guessed it was alright to take a look.

She reads the first page.

'Page one'

'Dear Journal, I hate the fact my mom got me this stupid embarrassing thing! To make things worse, Dash picks on me for it! Why must the universe hate me? I have thought about burning this but decided not to. It's disguised as a stuff animal so I think I can keep stuff Jazz does not need to know AWAY from her. I am looking forward to me and Mom hanging out today! Well that's if the super secret project doesn't get the best of her.'

Maddie re-read the page. Danny was not happy about getting this kind of diary, but it kept Jazz from sniffing through it. She read several more pages. Mostly on Dash being a bully in some form and hanging out with his friends and Maddie. There were mentions of Jack being silly and bringing things he cooked to life. Something he was not happy about as well. One page caught her eyes.

'Page 121'

'Dear Journal, I hate my life. It sucks. Okay want to know why? Today my parents finished building the super secret project. they called it the Fenton ghost Portal. Yea sounds better than the jerky I got on my birthday from dad or this diary from mom, but that Portal just messed my life up. it didn't work at first making mom and dad really upset. Sam decided to grab one of the white jumpsuits that I once sworn to never EVER wear for as long as I lived! She hands it to me and dares me to go into it! Yea I zip it up and all but I was not thinking at all and agreed with her! She of course tore of the smirking face of dad. Next thing I know, I'm inside and press the stupid ON button! Okay, who in the right frame of mind installs an ON and OFF button on the inside of their invention?! Well most likely mom and dad. After pressing the stupid thing, I get blasted with describable amounts of electricity mixed with ectoplasm! It hurt so bad I must have fainted when it hit. Next thing I know, I'm being stared at by Tucker and Sam. They tell me to look int he mirror, and I wish I didn't. I see like the total invert version of my self! Black jumpsuit, white hair, and green eyes. I guess I screamed and fainted for the second time. I wake in my bed feeling exhausted and everything and to my relieve back to normal. Do I even have to ask for the licence plate number of the bus that hit me? Next thing I know I'm under the bed. Not so cool once I hit my head! Not to mention the disappearing body parts. I hope my parents or Jazz doesn't find out.'

Maddie was shocked at what she just read. He even drew a bunny chocking itself to show how bad. That and truck ramming into a self drawing of himself, a hammer hitting another drawn version of himself, himself covered in needles, and finally him drawn being hit by lightning. Maddie was shocked by these.

"Why didn't her tell me? And why didn't he want us to know?", Maddie asked and jumps to another page.

'Page 145'

'Dear Journal, It's been a month since that life changing accident! Me and my friends Tucker and Sam have came to a conclusion I'm now a half ghost. Great. Murphy just loves me. Maybe Murphy want's to marry me. Okay that just came out of the blue and eww! Now I have to worry about phasing through the floors, turning invisible, and something that seems physically impossible for humans. I swear I will never ever do something just as stupid as that accident ever again! And school was just a nightmare! Dash threw three mud pies at me! All because Sam changed the lunch menu. That not only angered me, Dash, and Tucker, but it also angered the Lunch Lady ghost. And shouldn't she be haunting a bingo hall or something? She looked old! Gag! She kidnapped Sam, and I had to fight that meat slingger! I had to be dragged all they way home. Tucker decided to be funny and make me freak out! Not cool! Then the next day they go to extremes in their meat vs veggies fight! Then the Lunch Lady had to attack, again. Next thing I know the thermos smacks me in the face. I do manage to grab it before being thrown into the course I did say thank you to mom and dad as I phase through the ground next to them. My dad was dancing! That was pretty nutty! Turns out, the thermos worked and I sucked in that grandma! Too bad Mr. Lancer caught me skipping detention and Me, Tucker, and Sam had to clean up the mess that was made. Dash kept being a butt head so i got a little pay back on him by making the Dumpster full of meat go intangible. The look on Dash's face was priceless! He was neck deep in meat! In your face Dash!'

Maddie looked at that and was shocked. From what the portal did to him to being flung around like a rag doll.

"My poor baby boy.", Maddie said then the next page catches her eyes.

'Page 146'

'Ha! I guess it wasn't so bad! Managed to not go intangible as much! In your face Murphy! Of course I just struck the jack pot! What did I get? I got to go inside the Girl's Locker Room in ghost form! It was an amazing place! Tucker is soooo jealous! Victory is sweet! Too bad the annoying idiot and a pathetic excuse for a ghost called The Box Ghost had to rain on my parade and I had to chase him around the whole school ALL day! So that's were Murphy decides to bite back at me! I hate you Murphy... But at least another trip to the Girl's Locker Room cheered me up! Joyriding is fun!'

Maddie was feeling conflicted. She was glad that her little Danny was getting better at using his powers, but not so happy about the Girl's Locker Room twice.

"I swear if he ever does that again, I'm gonna put the Specter Deflector on him.", Maddie said and turns to his computer, "I wonder what else he has been keeping from me."

Maddie gets on. She types in the password and a picture of his ghost form sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes pops up giving the 'yeah right' look. It says:

'Nice try Jazz! Your gonna have to do better than THAT! This is so easy I bet the Box Ghost would have better luck than you! And he's an idiot! And don't even think of threatening me with the 'you know what'! I will set you up with a date with Dash if you do!'

Maddie tries another password and it works. It's open on a file that reads 'Ghost Crud'. Maddie frowns.

"Danny... You and your colorful language.", Maddie said putting a hand on her forehead and looks through it.

Maddie learns about all of his enemies. The Box Ghost amused her but Skulker made her burn in anger.

"Nobody will hang my son's pelt!", Maddie said as she read Skulker's quote.

Maddie soon spotted a file called 'Jokes I have said during fights'. She clicks it. They read:

'You and what toaster?'~ Jazz said I was toast. I guess that backfired when she punched me.

'I swear on my life that your not going in the thermos. Get it? I don't have a life so your going in!' ~ Yea Sam scolded me for that one.

'¡Hasta la vista, baby!' ~ Again scolded.

'Who let the dogs in?'~ Had to explain it. Once again scolded.

And the list went on. Maddie giggled at a few of them, some were extremely terrible to the point they made her groan. She was going to buy him a joke book for his next birthday. She then saw something and clicked it. It was a list of powers and how to use them.

"Must have created if he forgot how to use them.", Maddie said.

There was a small snip-it of info of how bad he was with them a first. Shooting ecto blasts out of the wrong end, sinking through the floor involuntary, going upside down when he didn't want to, body parts going invisible and/or intangible, etc. Maddie was amused with some of them but for the most part she felt sorry that his powers kept acting up on him. It even mentioned why his pants kept falling down. It was due to being emotional when he tried talking to Paulina in the first month.

Maddie was positive she was going to have a long talk with Danny when he gets home from school. She hopes he won't make her ring out 'The Talk' that was normally done by her husband when it came to talking to Danny. That 'Talk' usually scarred him for life if it was herself that had it with him.