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Disclaimer: don't own anything... special. So you're not gonna get much if you decide to sue.
Chapta 2!
So Buffy and Spike decided to take Max and Logan to the Magic Box where Willow usually hangs out to see if she knew anything about what might have sent the strangers there.
Buffy was the first to step inside, however, it was more like fall inside. She tripped over the doorstep and fell forward, flat on her face. She sat up, then noticed that.... *gasp* she had broken a nail! "AAAHHHH!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. She rolled around for a while, then got up, tripped again, broke another nail, and then screamed once again, and then just finally gave the whole thing up. "Willow!" she yelled to pretty much no one.
"Coming," Willow replied from the back of the shop.
"I'm goin' out for a smoke," Spike said to anyone who really cared... which would be no one. He left and a few minutes later, a small blue thing came running through the shop, with a cigarette hanging from its mouth. "Shoot the puppy! Shoot the bloody puppy!" Spike yelled, running after it. "It stole my smoke!"
So everybody ran all over the place, trying to catch the stupid thing. Whenever it stopped to taunt, they could distinguish it as Blue, the puppy from Blue's Clues. Max was punching everything, Buffy was on a table trying to shoot it with a crossbow, Willow was trying to catch the stupid dog by hand, Spike was cursing the entire time still screaming "shoot the puppy", and Logan was lying on the floor, still unconscious.
Then all of a sudden, Steve comes running in his trademark green sweater. "Don't shoot the puppy!" he protested, while downing a whole bottle of steroids. "It's a bomb!"
Xander walks in for no reason, and screams " Bum bum BOMB!!!" then disappears.
Willow asked Steve why he was taking steroids, because she can.
Steve answers, "I am Super Steroid Steve! You can call me SSS, or Triple S, no wait, that sounds like a phone company or something. Don't call me either of those. Just call me Super Steroid Steve. And as for your question, little girl, I take steroids because I'm tired of being perceived as a homosexual and a fruit loop. So I decided to get a macho alter ego."
Just then, Willow finally caught Blue, and somehow ripped its head off. The timer was then revealed and it only had 5 minutes left until the bomb exploded. The end was near! (play dramatic music)
They started playing hot potato with the decapitated Blue bomb.
"Gosh Super Steroid Steve, what do we do?" Buffy asked, near hysteria by now.
"When all else fails, say Bonanza!" Super Steroid Steve yelled.
So then everybody ran around screaming Bonanza like it would do anything. It didn't. "Super Steroid Steve, it's not working!"
"I know, I just wanted to see if you guys would believe me," Super Steroid Steve said.
"Oh, save me Fuzzy Fuzzy Foo Foo!" Spike screamed in the middle of everything. Everything stopped and stared at him. "What? I didn't say anything. Stop staring at me!"
Time was just about up. Buffy decided to throw the Blue bomb to the back of the room, and everyone ran out the front door. Except Logan, who was being dragged by Max because he was STILL unconscious. Of course, it was the classic slow motion run where they all jump at the last minute and go flying to the ground. Now just take a minute to picture this. A Steve who's actually got some muscle, Max dragging Logan by the feet, Buffy staring at her nails, Spike, who looks severely panicked, Willow, who's just kinda there, and yadda yadda yadda. The Blue bomb just then blew the Magic Box to bits. They all get up, and Logan chooses this moment to wake up, and he'll be very disappointed when he finds out he missed all the action.
Spike got up, and brushed all the dirt off his spiffy coat thingy, and a thing that looks vaguely like a pink rabbit or something like a stuffed animal is seen poking out of his pocket. Spike hurriedly shoves it back in, out of sight and says "Sorry, Fuzzy."
"You say something, Spike?" Logan asked, still on the ground since he didn't feel like getting up.
"No, now bugger off!" Spike yelled defensively.
"Okay, fine then." So then Logan blacked out again.
Max looked incredulously at Logan. "God, why do you keep doing that?! Stop it!" She kicked him a few times, then turned to Buffy. "Y'know, we didn't get anything accomplished here."
"Well, then we'll just have to go to Giles. Follow me!" Buffy said. They all started doing the whole 'follow the leader' thing to Giles' nifty house.
Disclaimer: don't own anything... special. So you're not gonna get much if you decide to sue.
Chapta 2!
So Buffy and Spike decided to take Max and Logan to the Magic Box where Willow usually hangs out to see if she knew anything about what might have sent the strangers there.
Buffy was the first to step inside, however, it was more like fall inside. She tripped over the doorstep and fell forward, flat on her face. She sat up, then noticed that.... *gasp* she had broken a nail! "AAAHHHH!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. She rolled around for a while, then got up, tripped again, broke another nail, and then screamed once again, and then just finally gave the whole thing up. "Willow!" she yelled to pretty much no one.
"Coming," Willow replied from the back of the shop.
"I'm goin' out for a smoke," Spike said to anyone who really cared... which would be no one. He left and a few minutes later, a small blue thing came running through the shop, with a cigarette hanging from its mouth. "Shoot the puppy! Shoot the bloody puppy!" Spike yelled, running after it. "It stole my smoke!"
So everybody ran all over the place, trying to catch the stupid thing. Whenever it stopped to taunt, they could distinguish it as Blue, the puppy from Blue's Clues. Max was punching everything, Buffy was on a table trying to shoot it with a crossbow, Willow was trying to catch the stupid dog by hand, Spike was cursing the entire time still screaming "shoot the puppy", and Logan was lying on the floor, still unconscious.
Then all of a sudden, Steve comes running in his trademark green sweater. "Don't shoot the puppy!" he protested, while downing a whole bottle of steroids. "It's a bomb!"
Xander walks in for no reason, and screams " Bum bum BOMB!!!" then disappears.
Willow asked Steve why he was taking steroids, because she can.
Steve answers, "I am Super Steroid Steve! You can call me SSS, or Triple S, no wait, that sounds like a phone company or something. Don't call me either of those. Just call me Super Steroid Steve. And as for your question, little girl, I take steroids because I'm tired of being perceived as a homosexual and a fruit loop. So I decided to get a macho alter ego."
Just then, Willow finally caught Blue, and somehow ripped its head off. The timer was then revealed and it only had 5 minutes left until the bomb exploded. The end was near! (play dramatic music)
They started playing hot potato with the decapitated Blue bomb.
"Gosh Super Steroid Steve, what do we do?" Buffy asked, near hysteria by now.
"When all else fails, say Bonanza!" Super Steroid Steve yelled.
So then everybody ran around screaming Bonanza like it would do anything. It didn't. "Super Steroid Steve, it's not working!"
"I know, I just wanted to see if you guys would believe me," Super Steroid Steve said.
"Oh, save me Fuzzy Fuzzy Foo Foo!" Spike screamed in the middle of everything. Everything stopped and stared at him. "What? I didn't say anything. Stop staring at me!"
Time was just about up. Buffy decided to throw the Blue bomb to the back of the room, and everyone ran out the front door. Except Logan, who was being dragged by Max because he was STILL unconscious. Of course, it was the classic slow motion run where they all jump at the last minute and go flying to the ground. Now just take a minute to picture this. A Steve who's actually got some muscle, Max dragging Logan by the feet, Buffy staring at her nails, Spike, who looks severely panicked, Willow, who's just kinda there, and yadda yadda yadda. The Blue bomb just then blew the Magic Box to bits. They all get up, and Logan chooses this moment to wake up, and he'll be very disappointed when he finds out he missed all the action.
Spike got up, and brushed all the dirt off his spiffy coat thingy, and a thing that looks vaguely like a pink rabbit or something like a stuffed animal is seen poking out of his pocket. Spike hurriedly shoves it back in, out of sight and says "Sorry, Fuzzy."
"You say something, Spike?" Logan asked, still on the ground since he didn't feel like getting up.
"No, now bugger off!" Spike yelled defensively.
"Okay, fine then." So then Logan blacked out again.
Max looked incredulously at Logan. "God, why do you keep doing that?! Stop it!" She kicked him a few times, then turned to Buffy. "Y'know, we didn't get anything accomplished here."
"Well, then we'll just have to go to Giles. Follow me!" Buffy said. They all started doing the whole 'follow the leader' thing to Giles' nifty house.
