A Strange Fit
(Prompt: Body Swap)
"Hey, Richard." The words were Asbel's, but the voice that left his lips did not belong to him. "I'm taller than you."
Richard raised an auburn eyebrow. "It seems you are, Asbel. But I believe we have very pressing matters to address at the moment. We can engage in joking later."
"Aw, c'mon, Richard. There's no need to be grumpy. Pascal said she'll get us back in no time." He patted the messy hair that used to belong to him. "And this whole thing is pretty fun! …Well, other than your clothes. How can you move around in something this tight? Not to mention these boots, geez!"
Heterochromatic eyes narrowed. "My attire is perfectly fine, Asbel. Yours, on the other hand…" He tugged at the pale green undershirt. "How can you feel comfortable in such a revealing garment? My— …Your collarbones are exposed! I feel almost naked!"
Asbel gasped in outrage. "Hey! There's nothing wrong with my shirt! I should be asking you how you can stand this cravat, though! This thing's hot as hell!"
Richard frowned. "If you're that bothered, Asbel, maybe we should switch our clothing."
"Hey, that's actually a great…" His voice - well, Richard's voice - faded completely. "No. No way. We can't!"
"Why not, Asbel?"
"B-Because, in order to do that, we'd have to… T-Take off our clothes."
Richard paused for a moment. For some reason, he looked a little hurt. "If… if you don't want to look at my body, Asbel… You can close your eyes while I change your clothes."
Asbel turned bright red. "I-I… It's not that I don't—! A-And if you do that, you will see me naked, Richard!"
"Naked? I don't believe there is any need for us to switch underwear, Asbel. Unless you find mine uncomfortable…?" He seemed genuinely confused.
Thinking about Richard's underwear - and what was inside them - only made Asbel more flustered. "F-Forget it, Richard. Let's just sit still until Pascal fix us."
Still confused, Richard complied. Asbel fretted nervously, until Pascal came back with the distressing news that it would take a few days before they could switch back. Until then, they'd have to deal with certain personal affairs, such as changing, and…
Bathing.
…Asbel fainted.
