++My dear Yousei-san! I did something stupid again!++

Advice Zwei

=Anuptaphobia=

Lucy took a deep breath.

Calm thinking Lucy. You need to calm down.

Vein.

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN? I JUST PUNCHED NATSU!

"My love life is over!" cried Lucy sobbing to herself. She fell down to her knees in the form of submission. "You win God! I give up! Please, you've already killed me so many times. You don't need to prove that you're more awesome than me anymore!"

"Do you do this usually?"

"Ah!" shrieked Lucy scrambling up and straightening her skirt. She gasped in shock. "K-kiyoshi! W-what are you doing here? It's after school hours!"

"I was talking to the Volley ball coach. He's going to give me a tryout so I can make it to the team even if it is April. I guess my reputation as the Black Raven is really scary since he didn't even think twice about not giving me one. And I can ask the same for you. What are you doing after school hours? And do you do that god thingy usually," he chuckled. Lucy blushed.

"T-that's not any of your business! W-well, I'll just go now..." she said turning around. She started walking down the hallway. Kiyoshi followed her nonchalantly. "H-hey, don't you have something to do? Why are you following me?" He looked at her with an innocent expression.

"What do you mean I have something to do? I'm walking home and like you, I'm also heading to the closest exit."

"O-oh...I see. Wait, you live in that direction too?" questioned Lucy pointing to the road just ahead." He nodded.

"Yep! That's where my house is!"

"I see...what's your house address? I need to confirm something."

"Hm? It's 732 Celestial Road. What's yours?"

"AHHHHHH!" yelled Lucy to the sky. "I HATE YOU WHATEVER GOD IS UP THERE! I live on 777 Celestial road..." she muttered. Kiyoshi's face brightened up.

"Hey, that means that we live across the road from each other! Cool! Want to walk home together then? After all, we're so close to each other."

"Sure." What else could she say? There was no point in denying a request that was impossible to deny. They were in the same grade so they were going to end up walking home at the same times anyways. The best distance that Lucy could put would be around 10 meters.

"What do you want to talk about?"

"What do you mean?" asked Lucy.

He frowned. "I mean, we have to talk about something right? Ah, I know! Girls like to talk about who they have a crush on! So, who do you have a crush on!"

"I-"

"Wait, wait, let me guess. You have a crush on Natsu Dragneel right?"

"Wha-"

"I'm right aren't I? I talked to him after school and he was really nice, you two would be really nice together I think. You both have that coolness around you and you're just as pretty he is handsome. The only problem is that you can't show it. Don't worry, I'll cheer for you!"

"Oh, just SHUT UP!" yelled Lucy embarrassed. "I don't have a crush on him or anyone else for that matter! I should be asking you, who do you have a crush on?" Seeing the amused look on his face, she added, "If you're going to ask me private stuff about love life, you're going to have to tell me yours too! I'm not going to be the only one giving away a secret."

"Hm...Well, if I were to have no choice but to choose a crush, I think I'll choose Mirajane or Erza. They both have a strong personality and I love strong personalities." Lucy sweat dropped at that shaking her head fast.

"No, no, no. When you love someone, you don't say who you will choose. You're supposed to say that you have a crush on that person!"she complained. He smirked.

"I see...You seem to have experience introducing your crush. Could it be..you've had a LOT of crushes before?" Lucy's face became flustered.

"I-I-"

"I'm right! You did have multiple crushes."

"Hey! I do not-"

"We're here~~~Your house!" He pulled her into a hug and then let her go.

"What was that for!" she yelled blushing. He smiled.

"I was right. I have come to the conclusion that you have Anuptaphobia!" he exclaimed cheerfully as if the word meant nothing. Lucy stamped her feet on the ground with frustration.

"You bastard! I do not have the fear of being single!"

"Autophobia, Catagelophobia, Katagelophobia, Monophobia and Socialphobia... " He listed, his smiling turning into a grin as more and more words came out. "Damn Lucy, you're sure a scaredy cat! All those phobias and no cure," he said sadly trying to hide his smirk.

"Agh, you annoy me so much bastard! Get out!" Lucy's anger had multiplied tenfold and the nice person who smiled at her image was gone and replaced with the word bastard. She swung her fists on the wall making a little crack. "GO."

"Yes M'am!" he called many meters away. "That was fun Lucy, let's walk home again tomorrow! And by the way, you're really nice!" Lucy scowled but then smiled.

"Bastard..."

"Who was that?"

"EEP!" she shrieked jumping back to see the looming figure of her father glaring at the fleeing figure of Kiyoshi. "O-oh h-hey Dad..."

"Who. Is. He."

"Another random classmate dad, I'll be going in the house nooooww," said Lucy dragging on the word now so her father would understand that she didn't want to speak right now. He did not listen to her. He pulled her hair back into her previous position. "Ouch!"

"You will tell who is that bastard who dares to charm my beloved daughter!"

"Dad, I know you love me but...LET ME GO!" Lucy roared placing one of her fists in his face. "Che, don't do that again Dad." She turned around and walked inside the house.

"Layla in heaven! Your daughters growing up too fast! Make her slow down!" cried Jude from in front of the door. The sky did not answer him. Lucy sighed slipping off her shoes. After her mother died when she was seven, her father was becoming far too damn protective. Her phone buzzed and a smile etched into her face when she saw who had just texted her.

Profile #6

Name: Sting Eucliffe

Age: 16

Hobbies: Basketball

Occupation: One of Lucy Heartfilia's childhood friends

[holylightdragonxxnova]: how was ur day? :)

She texted him back.

[celestialstellar777]: Ugh, I don't even wanna say... .

[holylightdragonxxnova]: y?

[celestialsteallar777]: 2 hard to xplain over the phone. Meet u and Rogue somewhere?

[holylightdragonxxnova]: 2morrow's day off for u right?

[celestialstellar777]: yea.

[holylightdragonxxnova]: y don't we meet at the usual?

[celestialstellar777]: Sure! C you tmr!

[holylightdragonxxnova]: C you tmr too ^_^

Lucy smiled laying back down on her bed. She knew that whenever she needed some sort of help, Sting and Rogue, her childhood friends would always be there to help her. They had been with her since she was four years old and they were the ones that always cheered her up whenever she had a depression. Sadly, both of them were going to Sabertooth Academy right now.

She had begged to go too but her father wanted her to go to the same school that her mother and him had gone to. It was also the same school where they had their romantic encounter. "Sting and Rogue will definitely help me to get Natsu like me and forgive me too!"


(✖╭╮✖)


"Hey Lucy, over here!" called Sting waving from one of the tables of the Fairy Cafe. Rogue sat smiling beside him. This was Fairy Cafe, one of the best cafes that Lucy had ever been in. To put it simply, to her, this cafe was like heaven. They had a collection of so many different sweets. The three of them liked to meet up here because the cafe carried a sense of calm.

"Hello Sting, hello Rogue," greet Lucy.

Profile #7:

Name: Rogue Cheney

Age:16

Hobbies: Basketball

Occupation: Another one of Lucy Heartfilia's childhood friends

Lucy slipped into the last seat available at the table. A maid came over to their table. "May I take your orders please?"

"I'll have red tea and Fruit Cheese cake," said Sting.

"I'll just take an ice tea."

"I'll have a strawberry smoothie!"

The maid bowed and went on her way. Sting turned to her. "You said that something bad happened yesterday. Do you want to tell us now?" Lucy sighed.

"Yeah...I didn't tell you this before but I have a crush on someone at our school." Sting and Rogue shared an incomprehensible expression. Sting looked at her again clenching his fists.

"Who?"

"E-eh? Oh, it's Natsu Dragneel." Sting and Rogue shared 'the look' again. Sting nodded with a strange expression on his face and this time, Rogue looked at her.

"What did he do?"

"What makes you think that he did anything?" asked Lucy chuckling nervously. They both shrugged. Lucy continued, "I was wandering the halls after school until I accidently fell. Natsu was behind me and wanted to make sure I was okay but since he touched my shoulder, I punched him. Hard too." Lucy buried her face in her hands. "What should I do?"

"Did you apologize?" asked Rogue.

"Yeah but I'm not sure if he understood it." Seeing their confused looks, she added, "I was muttering and stumbling over my words."

"But he recognizes you now right? All you have to do is use this chance to make him fall in love with you. He's already interested in you for sure since you punched him. You just call him out and say that you're sorry for what you did. Since it's Natsu, he'll just forgive you but you'll be on his good attention list. Then, show off all of your good traits and bam! He'll probably fall for you," said Sting annoyed.

"THAT'LL WORK?" questioned Lucy making Sting sigh. The maid arrived at their table and put down their orders. Lucy hastily said thank you. "Are you sure?"

"Definitely. That's how Yukino sort of earned my heart."

"You had a girlfriend?" Rogue looked up surprised from his drink.

"I didn't tell you? Well, considering we just got together two days ago..."

"Who is it!" demanded Lucy sipping on her drink.

"Yukino Aguria. She's really pretty and kind and we get along together. She's also the manager for our basketball team." Lucy made the 'Ohhh, I get it now' look. She turned to Sting and gave him a questioning look.

"Do you know Natsu? How did you know that he would react that way?"

Sting shifted looking around nervously. He crept close to her and whispered in her ear. "Natsu's my distant cousin."

"WHAT!" yelled Lucy standing up. A few passersby stared at her. She sat down quickly embarrassed. "Y-you guys are cousins?"

"Distant. And our parents hate each other a lot. I can't say that I like him very much and neither does he with me. We never got along."

"I-" Lucy looked down guiltily. "I'm sorry, it must be hard giving love advice about him."

"No, no, it's okay. We're friends right Lucy?" smiled Sting.

"Yep!"

"Well," said Rogue standing up. "We've got to go. Extra practice right Sting?" Sting smacked his forehead groaning in annoyance.

"I almost forgot! See you later Lucy! The bill's already paid."

Lucy waved to her two friends. "Now, I've got just one more person to visit." She quickly ran off. While Sting and Rogue were running, Rogue turned around a smirked at Sting.

"What are you going to do? Another crush. I have to say that this one isn't as bad as the others." Sting scowled looking at the side.

"She'll get over it. She has to get over it."


(✖╭╮✖)


"Yousei-san?" called Lucy into the empty room. The school was open today for club activities even though there was no school. A little blond haired girl appeared from under the table.

"Helllloooooo!" she greeted happily. "Whaz are you dwoing here?"

"Are you sure you should eat so much candy?" asked Lucy.

The fairy pouted. "Don't care."

"Well, that doesn't matter. Remember that I came to you before asking you advice about how to get Natsu to like me? I tried what you said and I ended up punching him. My friends, Sting and Rogue told me to apologize in a charming way...sort of. Do you think that'll work?"

"Mwaybe!"

"Well, I think it only has a fifty percent chance of success. Ugh, I'm so nervous, what do I do Yousei-san?" cried Lucy. The fairy laughed.

"Wowrrying too muchu is bad. Follow yrourself and chvoose the wright path!"

Lucy stood up. "Thank you so much Yousei-san. Your advice is always useful!"

"Gwood LLLUUUUUck!"


(✖╭╮✖)


"Natsu..." sweat dropped Erza. "What...happened?"

Profile #8:

Name: Erza Scarlet

Age: 16

Hobbies: Eating cake, kendo

Occupation: Strongest girl in highschool

"Yeah Natsu, who's the guy that punched you in the face?" asked Gray.

Profile #9:

Name: Gray Fullbuster

Age: 16

Hobbies: Soccer

Occupation: Natsu's best friend

"Hm? This? Oh, it's nothing," said Natsu. Erza squeezed his hand.

"It'd better be nothing because I will personally kill anyone that is bullying you." Natsu sweat dropped while Gray resisted laughing.

"Pft...Natsu, being p-protected by Erza," he let out. Natsu sighed.

"Shut up Gray."

"Don't worry Natsu, I'll get the answer from you one day. Anyone who dares to harm my friend will be killed for sure!" smiled Erza. Natsu held up his hands

"R-really Erza, you don't need to do it...I can perfectly punch back myself." And that was the pure truth. Even though he had to admit that Erza was stronger than him, he was pretty strong himself and would rank the top 5 for strongest fighters in high school."

"Nope. I'll definitely beat that person up."

Meanwhile, Lucy suddenly shivered. She had a very bad feeling...


(✖╭╮✖)


"Lu-chan, where are you going? School's ended already," called Levy from down the hallway. Lucy closed her locker.

"Don't mind me! I have something to do!"

"Okay! Don't forget to text me later!"

"I won't forget!" Lucy waved one last time before hurrying to the location that she had set. At this time, the classroom should be empty. That was where she told Natsu to go in her note. Sure enough, when she got there, Natsu was sitting on a desk staring out the window.

"Are you the one who called me here?"


Chapter end. I love this story so much and I've always wanted to attempt Harem soooo...this is still going to be NaLu in my mind but if people support another pairing too much, I may switch! And Kiyoshi is added there for...future reasons ^_^ Please review.