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Lunacy 2, Ch 2

Voldemort-er, HRH clapped his hands together delightedly. "Yay! All of you are here!"

"Like we wouldn't be", Snape grumbled.

Currently, HRH and his Death Eaters (or DE's) were sitting in a circle, all in various states of undress (don't ask). Attire ranged from footsie pj's (Wormtail) to frilly nightgowns (HRH).

"Alright, who's up for naked twister?" HRH asked cheerfully.

A chorus of groans and exclamations of disgust sounded from the assembled DE's.

"How about we play Truth or Dare?" asked Wormtail timidly.

HR-ah, screw it, Voldemort rolled his eyes and said, "Shut up Wormtail, no one asked you." His eyes lit up and he said, "Hey, why don't we play Truth or Dare?"

The DE's murmured approval, but Wormtail looked crestfallen.

Voldemort cleared his throat and, adjusting his curlers, said, "I'll go first." He turned to Lucius and asked, "Alright, Lucy, truth or dare?"

Lucius blinked in surprise and answered, "Dare."

"Hmmm…" Voldemort thought a moment, then grinned and said, "I dare you to…kill a mudblood!"

"Oooooo…" chorused the DE's.

"How bloody original," growled Severus acidly.

Lucius stood up and ran to the apparition point. A few minutes later he walked back in, unfazed.

"Who did you kill?" asked Voldemort eagerly.

"Wormtail's mom," Lucius said casually. Seeing Wormtail start to hyperventilate, he added, "Oh, come on, she was a walking corpse. Your father could have been considered a necrophilliac (1)." He sat down and said, "Alright, HRH, sir, truth or dare?'

Voldemort pouted and said, 'No fair, I picked you! Truth, then."

Some idiot in the back crowed, "What, are you scared?"

Voldemort stood up so fast it was frightening. "WHO SAID THAT?!" he screamed.

A quivering hand rose. It belonged to Avery.

"Crucio!" screeched Voldemort, and he sat down calmly amidst Avery's screams. He turned back to Lucius and continued, "So, truth?"

Lucius asked, "Who is your favorite minion?"

All of the DE's leaned forward with anticipation.

"Aww, you guys know I don't play favorites!" said Voldemort playfully. It really was a sickening sight.

The DE's all sat back with disappointment.

Voldemort turned to Severus and asked, "Severus…truth or dare?"

Snape mentally groaned and said, "Dare."

Voldemort shouted, "Bring me Harry Potter!"

Snape started in fear and said hurriedly, "Did I say dare? I meant truth."

Voldemort sighed in disappointment and said morosely, "What was your favorite subject in school?"

"Uhhhh…potions." Duh.

Snape turned to Bellatrix and said, "Well? Truth or dare?"

"Dare," Bellatrix said automatically.

Snape smirked evilly and said, "I dare you to give Crabbe a lap dance."

Everyone jeered and Crabbe looked disgustingly eager. Bellatrix paled be moved forward to…er, "complete her task".

As Bellatrix gave Crabbe a lap dance and moved on to torment Wormtail, Snape pondered the reason for this odd turn of events.

It must be the same culprit as last time, Snape concluded, but what was different about the morning of The Incident? What could have caused such insanity? And WHY was Voldemort wearing female clothing?

Everyone stopped talking as Voldemort said, "This game bores me. What should we do next?"

Snape dimly registered the other DE's shouting out ideas, but he was to deep in thought to respond. Was it a spell of some sort that caused a hallucination? He paused. Wait. Is it possible…?

Snape came back to the real world in time to hear Voldemort shout, "We're playing 7 minutes in heaven because I WANT TO!!"

Severus jumped up in horror and said, "My lord, I must go…I forgot about a potion…"

Voldemort looked crestfallen, but he said, "If you must…" He turned back to his henchmen, who all had looks of horror on their faces.

Snape got up and put his cloak on. While he raced to the apparition point, he wondered, but who would have put Hallucination potion in my goblet?

As he reached the apparition point and made to leave, the answer came to him with a vengeance: THE WEASLEY TWINS.


A/N-(1) A necrophiliac is a person who has sex with dead people. Just in case you didn't know. :)

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