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'Who knows, maybe you'll like it there.'

'Yeah, or hell may crack open and swallow me whole.'

'Or maybe that. Jess?'

'Huh?'

'You're going to Stars Hollow!'

'Can't wait.'

'I'm so excited! Who knows what may happen there, maybe you'll become co-owner of your uncle's diner, or quit smoking, or... or fall in love...'

'Where's that bus? Jeez.'

'You're almost eighteen, kiddo. You're bound to fall in love.'

'Seventeen. I'm seventeen. Got a light?'

'Here. Almost eighteen. I had fallen for at least a thousand guys when I was your age.'

'Can we not discuss this?'

'You know, your father, Jimmy, he was also very popular with the girls.'

'I bet.'

'You should quit smoking, you know?'

'So do you.'

'Good point. Come on, I've seen you with that girl, what's her name?'

'No idea who you're talking about.'

'Okay, don't tell me. She's quite hot, though. When Jimmy and I met for the first time I wasn't this hot.'

'Thank god, the bus is here.'

'Oh. It is.'

'I better get on, or I'm gonna miss it.'

'And I'm gonna miss you.'

'About that... look, try not to drink while I'm gone, okay?'

'You know I try.'

'You'll have to try harder.'

'Okay.'

'Okay. I still don't wanna go.'

'I know. Bye, Jessie.'

'Bye, Liz.'


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