A/N I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Batman but I hope enjoy the second chapter.


Batman looked over toward the receptionist desk and saw a middle-aged man with a gun strapped under his arm wearing a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a red tie, a grey vest, black pants and shoes. He was reading some papers before he looked up and saw Batman.

"Long night, Jim?" Batman asked the older man.

The man scoffs and says as he approaches the Dark Knight, "Joker invades City Hall and holds the Mayor hostage, leaving me to juggle SWAT teams, the media and you." He then held out his hand and they shook. "Yeah, it's been a helluva night."

Batman replied as they both started following the guarded Joker down the corridor, "Hopefully the last one we'll ever see with him." The Commissioner nodded in agreement. He then noticed Sora beside him walking.

"Batman, who's the kid?" Whispered Gordon. Batman looked at Sora. Sora looked back. He've seen that look before. He nodded his head for approval. Batman nodded back then whispered to Gordon's ear.

"Remember the Legend of the Keyblade I've read? He's the Keybearer." Gordon's eyes widen in surprise "Once I'm done with the Joker, he and I are patrolling in Gotham in search of the Keyhole." Gordon nodded then noticed Batman's concerned expression.

"You Okay?"

"You okay?" He asked.

Batman shook his head as he stared at the back of the Joker's head.

"He surrendered almost without a fight. I don't like it." He said as he walked towards the windows that looked out over the cell floor.

"At least he's back where he belongs." Gordon said as he followed Batman to the window.

The Joker was being led out over the cell floor when he tripped onto his hands and knees. The guard escorting him, yanked on his arm, telling him to get up. The guard bent don't to pick him up when the Joker's head rammed back into the guard's lower jaw. The Joker wrapped the chain of his handcuffs around the fallen guard's neck while the doctor tried to stop him.

Joker's loose!" Batman cried and then turned to Gordon. "Alert the Warden!"

"Hurry! We're losing him, Doc!" The Joker laughed as he choked one of the guards with his cuffs before kicking the doctor aside. "The chokes on you," Sora heard him laugh before he began to dance and say "Honey, I'm home."

"Who the heck is he talking too?" He asked as he sees Batman jumped and broke through the glass.

Somehow the gates unlocked and Joker went rushing through into the Asylum before turning back to the Dark Knight.

"Welcome to the madhouse, Batman! I set a trap, and you sprang it gloriously! Now let's get this party started!"

After Joker said that, Heartless came out of nowhere while a bunch of men ran at the man in tights. Sora jumped to help convicts hadn't been expecting for some else, let alone a kid, to jump into the middle of it and whip out his Keyblade on him help Batman. Batman nodded then punched a thug. Sora slashed through other Heartless as they disappeared.

"So Joker brought the Heartless here." Sora said. Batman didn't say anything as Gordon appeared on the screen.

The system's jammed!" Gordon appeared on the screen from the room behind them. "We're stuck in here. Joker's in full control of the security gates."

"We'll find a way out!" Batman told him. "Gordon, try and contact the Warden. Let him know what's happened. We'll be back."

Joker took over the screen again, pointing at the camera. "Don't make promises you can't keep, Bats. I'm in control of the Asylum. You're not going anywhere I don't want you to. Understand?"

"If you think I'll let you run," Batman growled.

"Blah, blah, blah," Joker rolled his eyes. "Always with the hero speak. I'm getting bored watching you. Why don't you just come find me?" The doorway into the Asylum opened.

"You know it's a trap." Gordon appeared on screen again.

"Of course it is. C'mon Sora."

"Right behind ya, Batman." Sora said as they run to catch Joker.

Batman and Sora walked through the electric door and down the hallway. Turning the corner, he saw dead guards lining both sides of the hall.

"Joker's been busy. These poor guards never stood a chance!" Batman as he took in the sight of the nearest guard's limp body. Batman took out his communicator.

"Oracle can you hear me?"

"Loud and clear. What's up?" A female's voice said as it came through. Sora could barely hear it.

"Joker's escaped custody. He's running free in Arkham." He said.

Do you need anything? Is my dad still there?" Oracle asked. Sora's eyes widen. He heard the word "Dad."

"Commissioner Gordon is safe. Joker's not far ahead. I'll stay in contact. Did the King's lackeys came by?"

"Yes, and they received what the King needed. Do you want them to come over?" Batman looked down at Sora.

"No. They are safer with you. But they can help you with more information the Heartless. I'll call you if I need anything." He dropped his head as they walked through another passage.

"Who was that?" Asked Sora.

"That was Oracle. Gordon's daughter... It is a long story."

"So Gordon doesn't know, right?" He didn't answer so Sora took the hint. They soon reached the Patient Pacification Chamber and found a set of guards.

"Thank God! It's Zsasz! He's got Mike. He's strapped in the chair. Zsasz has totally lost it! He'll kill Mike if he sees anyone trying to get close."

"He won't see me." Batman told him. He then turned to Sora.

"Sora, use your Keyblade to knock him down." Sora saluted then raised his Keyblade and casted his invisibility spell. He walked behind the man who is controlling the chair that was chained a man who goes by the name Mike.

"I see anything that looks even a little bit like a bat and this guard..." But before he could finish his sentence he felt a hit from the Keyblade. He was holding his head.

"Zsasz is down but not for long. Better help Sora." Batman runs to Sora then Jumped on Zsasz and punched his face knocking him out. Sora smiled and gave him a thumps up. Batman didn't answer him. Sora put down this thumb the freed the guard.

"Can ya hear me? Is this thing on?" A collection of monitors flickered to woman dressed as a nurse standing there.

"Oh, Hiya, B-man! Harley Quinn here. How do you like my new uniform? Pretty hot, huh? Oh, I got something to show you." She ran towards the end of the screen but turned back. "One second, B-man." She said as she pushed a chair that had a an old man all tied up.

"I'm now subbing for the old man!" Harley grinned. "Old Sharpie's never been happier! In case ya ain't figured it out, today's the Joker's big homecoming, and you're the guest of honor. Since you brought a kid here, we have girls for him." Sora blushed but glared at the woman.

"You have one chance to surrender, Quinn." Batman told her.

"Tempting, Bats, but no dice. Now the inmates are running the asylum. Well, technically they're Joker's goons shipped in from Blackgate, but you get the idea. Bye bye for now!" She smashed the camera, cutting it off.

"Who was that?" Asked Sora.

"That was Harley Quinn. Joker's girlfriend." Batman answered.

"Great. They sure do look cute together." Sora uttered.


Meanwhile at the Warden's office. The Joker was standing next to a woman who is holding a staff. Wearing an two pointed headdress. She turned to the Clown prince of crime.

"So... Joker, are you sure this formula will make the Heartless stronger?"

"What are you kidding, witch? These babies will make your Heartless look like Arnold Schwarzenegger if he was Mr. Freeze. Ha ha." Maleficent smiled evilly.

"Excellent, clown prince of crime. And what of Batman and the brat?" She asked. Joker chuckled.

"Oh don't worry. Keyboy and Bats will enjoy this party. Ha ha ha, ha!"


And that's chapter 2. What is Joker and Maleficent planning? What is the formula they are talking about? Tune in next time. Same Bat time. Same Bat channel. Yeah I referenced the 60s Batman. I regret nothing.