A/N: Sorry for the scripted format, I got lazy.
"This is camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks, the campers are your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. You dig?"
Duncan pulls up a fist at Harold.
"The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Kaiju Island longest without getting voted off will win $100,000."
"Excuse me, what will the sleeping arrangements be? I would like to request a bunk under her." Duncan asks.
"Oh please, he just wants her for her ass." Rage whispers to Harold.
"True that," Harold replies.
"They're not COED, are they?" Heather asks with a surprised look.
"No, girls get one side of each cabin, dudes get the other," Chris replies.
"Excuse me, Kyle, can I get a cabin with a lake view since I'm the prettiest?" Lindsay asks.
"Bruh."
"Ok you are, but that's not it works here and it's Chris."
"I have to live with Sadie, or I'll die." Katie holds her best friends hand.
"And I'll break out in hives."
"This can not be happening."
Rage growls softly, "Can she shut up?"
"Aw, come on guys, it'll be fun." Owen hugs Gwen and Tyler.
"Here's the deal, we're gonna split you up into teams, if I call your name out, go over there."
"Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Beth, Katie, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, Noah, and Rage, from this moment on, you are officially known as, The Screaming Gophers!"
"I'm a gopher!" Owen cheers.
"Wait, what about Sadie?" Katie asks.
"The rest of you over here, Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold."
"But Katie's a gopher, I have to be a gopher!" Sadie cries.
"Sadie, is it? Come on, It'll be okay."
"This is so unfair, I miss you, Katie!"
"I miss you too!"
"You guys will be known as, The Killer Bass!"
"It's awesome, it's like, amazing."
"Alright campers, you will be on camera in public areas during this competition, you will be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video dairies anytime you want."
"Um, ok, so far this sucks."
"I can't stand that Gwen, she's so, annoying, always complaining about one little thing, 'this sucks, oooh, jerk! I'm a punk wannabe who can't be around other people without making at least one enemy!'"
"Alright, any questions?" Chris asks. "Good, let's go find your cabins.". " Gophers, you're in the east cabin, Bass, your the west."
Heather opens the door to the cabin, "Bunk Beds? Isn't this a small summer camp?"
"That's the idea, genius." Gwen bumps into Heather as she walks by.
"Shut up weird goth girl," Heather mumbles.
The guys head over to their cabin, before hearing Lindsay screaming.
"Jesus Christ! Damn, that bitch can scream." Rage fell over.
"What is it, kill it, kill it!" Lindsay screams.
"Ahhh!" DJ screams and jumps on Gwen's bed, breaking it, "That was my bed."
The bug crawls around the campers as they try to step on it.
Rage sighs as his tail morphs into an ankylosaur-like club and crushes the bug.
"Wow, you humans must be terrified of insects, I have to fight ones ten thousand times the size of this, and some are a pain in the ass." The murderous kaiju scoffs. "Well, I'm out, later." The kaiju walks out of the girls' cabin.
Gwen watches Rage walk out, raising an eyebrow, "Odd."
"Did you see that!? His tail j-j-just morphed into a club, tell me that wasn't real!" DJ screams as he stutters in fear and confusion." Oh, that's just one of many of my evolutions, I have a ton more." Rage replies.
"Just one? What are you, some kind of freak?" Heather asks.
"Nah, just adapting to my surroundings." The monster replies.
"You must be fighting some badasses to be needing a club tail.".
"Yeah, every century or so I fight something more powerful than I am, so I adapt to defeat it, club tail, spiked tail, whiptail, bulky tail, large wings, long and bulky legs for running, kicking, and other things." Rage showcases his tails that he can morph.
"You're not like the other monsters, are you?" Bridgette asks.
"No, not at all, Bridgette, I come from a species called Gojira Legendarius, a type of Godzilla."
"It's obvious, your spines on your back give it away." Heather points out.
"Yeah, no shit Sherlock, what makes me different from the other two species, Gojira Raptoricus and Gojira Shigennis are that I'm a hybrid of both, my grandfather was a Shigennis and my grandmother was a Raptoricus. My father was also a hybrid, my mother was Shigennis, and I came to be." The Gojiran explains.
"Hold up, hold up, yo grandad and grandma are different species? So you and your dad are hybrids?" Leshawna asks.
"Yes, I just said that. Now, I'll be placed." Rage spread his wings and took off.
"Well, that just happened."
And done! That's chapter two, I'm going to switch up the challenges and make new ones so it's not so boring.
