Chapter 2

Thank You for reading my chapter 1. I'm fairly new to fanfiction net so i don't actually know much about its functions and I how to use it with its full capability.

Here goes~

Natsu: Are we there yet?

Gray: Natsu your puking is getting so last week.

Natsu: Shuddup

Lucy: So we're going to this rehabilation school.

Happy: Aye! Ashford Academy.

Lucy: Our goal is to survive and be the top 1% to graduate.

Gray: Apparently they give points for negative damage.

Lucy: This should be no problem with Natsu on board.

Gray: Gramps probably didn't read the rules before sending us to this rehabilation school.

Back at fairy tail

Makarov: I feel so good after sending those brats away

Mirajane: Master did you know they give more points for negative damage.

Makarov: *pukes*

Back to the trio

Lucy: We've finally arrived.

Natsu: Alright, let's destroy the whole school. I'm all fired up.

Erza: Unquestionable.

Gray: Where did she come from?

Erza: This is a human school and you all have to behave as humans. Got that?

Natsu: Aye!

Happy: Natsu stop copying my lines.

Milly: Welcome~ You must be the new students that just transferred here.

Lucy: Yes, its nice to meet you.

Milly: Those boobs could rival shirley's.

Shirley: Kaichou!!!!

Natsu: So do we get to fight here?

Gray: We've to study here flame brain.

Natsu: Can we have a magic party?

Gray: Magic party

Lucy: Magic party?

Milly: Magic party!!!

Erza: Unquestionable!

Lelouch: Oh no not again. Now I won't be able to escape for my black knight costume fest.

Kallen: You mean you're going there too?

Lelouch: *uses his geass*Forget whatever I said.

Kallen: What did you say?

Lelouch: Exactly

Kallen: ...

Shirley: Love rival.

Gray: *shivers* I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Lucy: You can't shiver idiot. You're an ice wizard.

Gray: But I'm definitely forgetting something.

Erza: *beats Lucy* Unquestionable! Didn't I tell you to keep our magical abilities a secret?

Gray: You just said it yourself.

Erza: Unquestionable! I deserve a beating.

Milly: Huh! BDSM. We'll be best friends.

Erza: Unquestionable!

Natsu: Is that a pun?

Gray: Or she doesn't know what that word means.

Shirley: Let me help you meet the new people. Now this is very important because this will help you get along with us. You got your cool asian *points at suzaku* , crippled blind girl *points at Nunnally* , sex freak * points at Nina* I heard she masturbates with the corner of the table, people you want to kill *points at Kallen* , your sidekick *points at rivalz* , your crush *points at Lelouch* backoff he's mine, the best person you'll ever meet *points at herself* and the worst *points at Milly*.

Rivalz: I hear her hair is blonde because its full of secrets.

Lucy: What does blonde hair have to do with secrets?

Happy: Lucy didn't you stalk Fairy Tail before you joined us?

Lucy: That's admiration.

Natsu: Its alright Lucy despite all your shortcomings we accepted you.

Lucy: Its not me, its you.

Gray: She's still in the denial stage.

Milly: Alright now its time for you to introduce yourself.

Lucy: I am..

Happy: Let me do it Lucy because you'll bore everyone. The blonde is Lucy don't carry her because she's heavy, the transportation puking machine is Natsu, the stripped guy is Gray and the red monster is Erza and I am Happy the nicest guy you'll ever meet.

Lucy: You're a cat

Happy: She's mean *runs away while crying*

Natsu: You don't have to be so mean Lucy.

Lucy: But its the truth.

Nina: *Gyahhhhhh* he's naked.

Gray: Hey miss if you find my underwear you can keep it because you need it more than me.

Erza: Unquestionable! *punches Gray and Gray flies away*

Gray: Why is it always me?

Happy: Aye! That's all for today.

Happy: Stand, Bow, Aye!